Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Forums do like it when you contribute to the community a little more than just showing up. Usually

In Ancient Egypt I used to promote matches that routinely lasted 3 days or more. In those days we didn't need fancy things like referees or rings, we relied on our wits, strength and a well fastened loincloth to entertain our fans. Longest match i ever heard about went a little better than 5 hours. Don't remember the names off hand.

...and people say my costumed norse Black Metal bands are ridiculous.

Hey motherfucker, who is the Cock expert here, you or me??? Quit trying to taint this thread with misinformation.

Witness the majestic, and dare I say...romantic nature of the chase between the female and male Strider. Wait a minute, looks like the female is now "showing her interest". Let's give these two a few minutes alone shall we?

No, Kazaa's network is not centralized. If it was, then kazaa users wouldn't be getting sued, RIAA would just take kazaa down like Napster and Audiogalaxy(RIP)

If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train...

Cockstrider 2.0 would fuck the fish till it loved him.

Damnit 'Mortal don't you know anything? The cockstrider is simply alerting females of his intention to take a mate, much like the peacock.

I'm home because I'm reading through the other half dozen "Why are you at home on Friday/saturday" threads.

You could suffer a pulmonary emballism.

what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl?

I'm just trying to find out if Ghettoman is only trolling my thread or if he has something to say.

Can you be more specific about their negatives then?

Great, America is gonna be overrun by a small army of SBTB clones.

Kataklysm isn't an idiot band.

If you are on 56k, you might be SOL. Other than that, update codecs.

rawmvp IS Natalie...

Well, I'm halfway through this song right now. First one of this band I've ever heard. I think I found a band gayer than Rhapsody.

In lieu of a real cd purchase(due to poorness, and buying compunerd equipment), i just picked up the lates Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles magazine with the Knuckletrax sampler platter. On this edition is: God Forbid, Asterius, Cannae, Necronomicon, Dan Lorenzo, Destruction, Stratovarius, Eidolon, Chris Catena, Big Iron, Stampin' Ground, Impaled Nazarene, Legion, Vader, The End, Beyone The Flesh, The Amenta, Wheatstone Bridge. I have heard very few of these acts so I'm stoked about a little bit of discovery. BTW Agent, may I jack your lennox sig picture? I think it would go well with my sig motif...

From the rawmvp exchange with WJM, I can only come to one conclusion, rawmvp = hbk16 = Zack Malibu.

pasting tab like that just messes it up. the best thing I can say about reading tab is that any decent tabber will put notations for what is going on ie: # denotes tremolo picking etc. you know what the 6 lines and the numbers mean right?

You haven't lived until you've had one doctor nearly kill you, and then another doctor OD you while treating what the other doctor did.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/j/juda...crawler_tab.htm try this, then try google

I wouldn't want to finish what I started with Vitaly either. So this will pretty much be the end of the heavyweight division for a while then right? Who else is there other than Wladimir, Sanders, or Byrd?