Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

If my band ever sold 1.5 million copies after my previous releases sold 48 million, it would not be a bummer.

Thrash drumming is where it's at. Metal drumming > drumline.

Women didn't know how to be beautiful back then...

Hypocrisy > the other bands on the bill. Children of Bodom = overproduced pretentious cheese Dimmu is good but I hear they aren't the satans pentagram when playing out. Nevermore just seems like a weird act on that tour.

Thinking that they couldn't possibly ruin the love triangle thing between Angle, Steph and HHH. Thinking it was really as good an angle as I thought it was at the time. Believing Trish Stratus would never make anything of herself as a wrestler. I'm sure there's more.

Godfuckingdamnit...I would have been at the show if only I had the money. And I probably would have been right beside tawren smarking it out on Teddy Annis What a douchebag. Tawren, do make sure to send this report to as many sites/boards as you can so hopefully it can get overblown and become another big story.

Any man that can brand an upside down cross into his forehead is ok by me.

I knew what I was doing.

We never did get to see any pictures of HBK16's severed pinky finger did we? EDITING IN A WORK WARNING. Because I care. tramp.

Or you could go here for a full Smark tutorial on the subject.

So, after all this fun with maggots and things...where IDRM? I believe he was the one who was supposed to get this finger picture.

Chaveosexuals anonymous

I like the cut of your jib

'dertland'

I recommend lizards. or monkeys. or member photos from the 'what do you look like' thread.

Damn, I was actually gonna see if you would do a cat thing for a cd cover for one of my band's demos. But that's cool. What are you moving to next?

How can people be expected to scroll down that far??

Untrue.

Well, if I can get warned about a banana flashing his genitalia......... Thanks for the contribution Chave, you are truly an asset to our organization.

Thought it was Mondo. That shit looks Photochopped. A way better pic than any of the stuff you've done in the Celebration threads.

Oh, that was intentional. That is fucking coolness

Someone posts an injury shot and within moments, Sandman is there. By the way Sands, who is that in the photo?

Dean, it's a week late but I just noticed from last week's report that you hate Blind Guardian. This is a beautiful thing sir. Hunt down the first album from Demons & Wizards, it features the 'Guardian singer rocking the fuck out of it whenever he and his pals get bored with their main bands. Go now, or you'll never be complete.

I saw none.

If it was a brain stew, then yes.