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The universe of Michael Cole soundbites doesn't revolve around you

Old. But still kinda entertaining. The best one is when he's talking about something "fucking his shit up"

Dames, we are on a seemingly parallel path here. I think AoO covered the rest really. Embrace the fact that you are feeling like a miserable bastard and let that fuel you. Best of luck for the future to you.

Yeah but Raven's was **relatively** safer. I really hope Spike doesn't suffer too many adverse effects from this wipe out.

Preach on...preach on

Yeah but he couldn't very well be lumped in with the glam crowd.

I can probably do it, but may I ask why?

Well, I don't understand how those 2 couldn't throw spike over the ropes. It's not like he's a hoss. I'm sure Bubba is having a talk with them right now. Spike is a man for not um...dying tonight. And as far as Benoit v Sabu, Sabu simply under rotated on that throw.

Sure, if you'd call that metal.

Det Som Engang Var - Burzum (a true crowning achievement for the genre)

God knows that's the only thing that Heavy Metal is about. I like having my ears bleed from screams, and listening to the lyrics at the same time. I'm a multi-talented listener.

Actually I got a better idea. Learn about wrestling past 1995 and then we'll talk. It's clear to me that you don't have nearly enough knowledge of the subject to make this thread work. Good day

Actually I think I know what this guy really wants this thread to be. We name +1 and he can just reply with a +1 Ban cutthroat...

Take my gimmick out of your sig.

George Hackenschmidt

Troll.

Pantera's "Power Metal" rocks all kinds of ass, I can only assume that the stuff before that(pre Anselmo) is horrible, based on most accounts. Maiden aren't cheesy Hair Metal, they are cheesy Metal. And btw, the album is guaranteed to be cheese of the highest order, just look at that cover. Lame. I'm doomed now ain't I?

CJ and Bruiser - They seem so terribly blunt and honest about shit they think. People don't like that too much, for better or worse. Big McLargeHuge - His title says Metal Sucks. Therefore I am required to hate him. The Rising Star - He made several retarded and misinformed comments about me, getting himself banned. He also exposed the board to the fact that I hump corpses. Subliminal Animal - because I'm portrayed in a negative light in his sig, and I don't know why.

Other. Pantera circa 1988

I've seen it(by the grace of the interweb), I actually never heard anything about it coming on dvd at all. From what I can remember it's a pretty fun little flick. I'll have a look around and maybe see if I can find you a link so you download a backup copy of it for when you get a proper version?

Could be I guess, he did get around his banning before. Not that I'm accusing... Anyway, the guy has the basic idea right, he just needs to trim it up a bit.

The guy talks to a fucking lumberjack as if he doesn't desperately need them to keep his own life running properly...

You copy pasted someone elses review twice in the same column, Kudos Just fucking with ya, but put me down for a ditto on what the other guys said already. That shit was LONGWINDED.

You know, I always thought that Ed Whalen invented "House Of Fire"a while before WWF commentaters used it..

^^I honestly don't see what's so horrible about that post that it would make a person uncomfortable talking to the man.