Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Chris is so old, he beta tested the abacus.

Oh lordy this is rich.

Battles only end when one combatant gets banned. At least, that's how we used to run things in the old school. My where does the time go.

Who the fuck let this Wrestling Fag into my folder?

Leave Limp Bizkit to the 15 year old kids who think they hate their parents. Inevitably, the loud guitars and screaming vocals will somehow lead them to entry level metal bands (perhaps even Metallica or Megadeth types). Most likely the ones from the scenes eminating out of the northeast that have tons of CORE. From there, I imagine that at a show or party, these kids will hear a band with no core, but maybe a bit of DEATH...thusly they will be lead down the path of generally superior music. If we're lucky, they will then take it upon themselves to search out older bands of their chosen METAL genre. Of course, this then puts them on the trail of other great bands and genres. Natural evolution I figure. Pure musical bliss results.

Keep it up guys, we've almost got him over the edge.

So Popick saved the board right? So in essence, he has made it possible for this thread to exist. In a way, Popick started his own birthday thread. Starting your own birthday thread is for friendless losers. Don't be a friendless loser, Popick.

Goatwhore, while being amazingly harsh and brutal at times, can be suprisingly accessible in some of their songs. This is particularly true on their first album "Eclipse Of Ages Into Black" since this album shows a much more black metal face than Grind. If you're looking to get into heavier metals, and are interested in NA harshness, might as well start at the top... Deicide, I know nothing about other than their lead man is a douche and the one song I heard is complete ass. Cattle Decapitation is a scattergrind band as far as what I've heard. You should go for Goatwhore.

Edit till I learn to read Edit 2: No, I read it right the first time. Clearly Bitterness hasn't dealt with a crew of Asians in a situation like this.

No see I already had us pegged for Annexation by America within the next 20 years. It really is just a given.

And finally the last horse crosses the finish line.

Would he go by the nickname Kimbo?

KJ, read the post directly above my previous post. Then read mine. Do that a couple of times. If you need to, go ahead and read them out loud to yourself.

I wonder if IDRM ever got a pic of HBK16's severed finger

But Incandenza did die.

They wouldn't want Alberta

Stop trying to drag me down with you.

Sure, but in this particular case, I wouldn't put much stock in this guy's opinion on wrestling or the business considering he's coming off now as a cat who's chasing a mouse trying to get his name out. There are very few people that I know of that I'd really put a lot of trust in when it comes to spot on analysis.

Kotz' heart is all a flutter whenever I show a picture.

Right trigger?

Actually I agree with KJ. But instead of the name change, I think you should just give everyone the BRACKATTACK. Show them what you're made of because you really do get a bad rap around here. You just don't need to take their shit. STAND AND FIGHT! Show them that THEY work for YOU around these parts! I believe in you KJ Brackish, I....believe.

You said that last time I posted a pic to. Pull it together for god's sake.

Possessed by black fucking metal, can't you tell?

It's a good thing that you're not quite as bad a Deranged Hermit, because I would then have to say to you "Dude, you fucking suck just as much as Deranged Hermit!". I'm glad I don't have to hurt you like that.

Laz is too afraid of my record collection to bother stealing any of it to barter with.