Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Leg injury that indeed is no fault of mine. Overweight and very pale is fairly close. The black shirt thing is right, although others constantly argue that. The hair thing is some crystal ball work since that's likely my look about a year from now when it finishes growing out a bit. ugly headbanger is not a terrible guess

Wow DC, I've never seen another person who owns that Terrorvision album.

Secret to future TSM success. Be a wrestling jackanape all you want, just be discretionary about posting it everywhere. Got me to where I am today.

Yes

See this is why I had to cut you loose

I've really screwed myself over here. I can't follow my own posts for shit

Red Hot Thumbsack In The Ass, I saw all I needed to see. Your heart clearly wasn't into it.

I should have known not to adopt a non lower halfer. The name is an improvement over TheBigSwigg though.

This is why I generally don't start threads. I slept on this one and it looks still disgusting the morning after. Damn

It's not like this place is overrun.

Can't possibly mean a fuck if all you ever got to see of a PBP was douchebaggery Not interested in explaining this because I don't want to show some jack off how it's possible to beat the system.

Ok, I'm looking at this thread and all I see is poor performance all around. I think I jumped the gun on my disciple selection and, well...this whole thing was generally botched. I'd like to thank my Monkey for playing along. It just didn't work out too well. You may carry on as you were, but I'd like to note one thing. You're still young and I feel that you have some upside. Stay the course and you'll be fine, but staying the course and moving towards the northstar of the spirit of Tack will get you to places of wonder and intrigue. My final request is that you never change your name so that we can all see it forever and keep it as a reminder of our mistakes. Someday I may send for you again, but today was clearly too early. All binds of contract have been cut, go as you will. Truly this is a sad day and a blemish on my TSM record. I hope that I may be forgiven for this abomination of message boarding.

You must be from stile project

NO! This is not a fucking debate! GET IT DONE! Now that that's out of the way, I would grade your attack on spiny norman a low c-. It seems so uninspired and generic. I mean, by insulting me he's insulting you because you want to be me HE INSULTED YOU TACK MONKEY! Now what are you gonna do about it?

Rules change son, rules change. You gotta work hard to keep up with the ever changing universe that I command

I have decided that your new username will be "Tack Monkey, The Funky Monkey"

Oh have some faith spiny, have some faith BigSwigg, as I mentioned in the first post you are required to change your member name. That is your first task. Please contact Illustrious One in order to get it done. Your second task is to make spiny norman look like a fool for attempting to insult me.

I will let you know now that outbursts like this will not be tolerated in the future. However this time there will be no consequences because I'm sure that there are a lot of conflicting emotions and cunfusion rushing through your head. Until next time.

ah ok there it is. Ok we're off to a good start now. The next step is for me to assign you other tasks. I will give you details on what you need to do next time we meet here. Good day

Ok, we can work around that due to your posting from work(that is the reason right? I mean...you aren't one of them are you?) You may use only the fire bagged man in your signature if you wish.

This website is your bible for mp3 downloading. Nothing has ever come within a thousand miles of touching the greatness of this application except for the godly Audiogalaxy (rip). If you're looking for stuff like tv, movies, appz then bit torrent is your friend. Kazaa is the worst thing on the mp3 market right now.

That question looks more like a hint at apprehension than it does curiosity. That's completely understandable. I mean my god, you should have seen the trouble I went through trying to mold Frigid Soul to my image. A real heartbreaker that was. Simply, in order to become your own man living in the realm of Tack worship, you must first endeavour to become Tack. You must resolve yourself to the ideals I lay out and adopt the Board wear that I adopt. At this point I want you to take a deep breath, save your avatar and signature and copy onto your person my avatar and signature. That is the first, and easily the hardest, step that you must take.

Pretty bold fashion statement. But if marketed propery it could become quite the thing for people (generally goths) who wish to create a mytique for themselves.

You've made the right choice. You'll see.

I'm telling you kid, you stick with me and things will start going your way around here.