Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

He's suprisingly gentle

Marney Murmuring Beast

Somebody please list who is nominated so I can make my picks easier.

Frigid you son of a bitch, I thought for sure my nomination was coming from you. you son of a bitch

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Bravo. Those penguins are so 6 months ago though

didn't you used to have the same avatar as this thread starter?

To do one for CWM and post it 9 times would have been better. But this was suitably clever.

or you can use the old trick of turning your pussy ass whimpering into a grunt like AAAAAIIIEIIIEEEEIIIEIEEEYEEEEAHHHHH and add something like FUCKING EH to it. it's important to know this trick if you are new to injury and feel yourself slipping into pussydom. Image is half the battle.

Jesus, I'm standing right here man...

I like Godsmack

That's it huh?

In 2000 I had a wipe out at work and broke my ankle. I took a half day as a favour to my boss. One more workers comp case and the place was likely to get shut down. I just taped that shit like a mofo and carved myself a cane. As far as the neatest sensation of an injury, that has to go to the time I ruptured my kidney. It was a literal pop.

Killing the history...sure. Better off without 99.9214% of that history...sure. Guess you better start working that print thread button

I was on Banky's lawn? That doesn't make sense. I would never go to Saskatchewan

The Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye is the deadliest of all moves in all of the fighting arts. Originally named in ancient times The Red Hot Thumb Attack To The Eye but bastardized (like so many things are) in it's translation to English. That is most likely due to the fast paced nature of the life of a North American person, we just don't always have time to use the full names of some things. The move itself is simple, the execution...quite difficult. It involves a precise jab to the victim's left eye using the first knuckle of the thumb driven into a specific ocular nerve that resides just below the top of the orbital bone above the eyeball, exactly 4.5 millimeters left of center. If struck correctly the nerve will send a message to the vision center of the brain and back to the eyes convincing the victim that there are three warriors standing directly in front of him, and that he must attack. This sends the victim into a wild frenzy of attack that he will never stop until the ligaments (and sometimes even the bones) of his arms and legs have completely deteriorated from exertion and the victim falls helpless to the ground. From this point the victim is left to die, although there have been stories of attackers showing mercy to them by killing them after their attack has had it's effect.

IDRM was right, if I wasn't so good at everything, I'd probably make a lot more top of the pops lists.

I just can't stop staring at CWM's sig right now. Give me a name or link or something so that I can get my *fap* on.

Awesome cartwheel up the ramp from Eugene. That match was so many kinds of fun.

Looks like CWM is making a new friend.

I have a Korg 4 track digital mini studio at my disposal that is pretty ace for something the size of 2 discmans stacked. But spending money on fancy equipment is faggily untr00 to the integrity of black metal, so I was hoping to use that tape deck forever.

I have lost my mono tape recorder that I used for my incredible grindblacknoise band's recordings. I can only assume that it has been lost and didn't survive long enough to make it's way back to me. I'm not really sure how I'm going to proceed when it comes time to do it again. RIP 1987 - 2004

There should be a rule about bringing wrestling discussion past half was down the board. We could have a big red line set up as a divider just below the Classic Thread forum that wrestling cannot cross.

You forgot about his hair

Scott Keith is fat????????