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JAxlMorrison, quit quoting the post directly above your own you son of a whore llama fucker.

that "more stoned" comment might have been a little kneejerkish for a reaction. I knew about Dax's drug journey, I did not about about Kevorkian's alleged involvement. Is there a band that has better 'tidbits' involved with them and their albums/creative process? I'll listen to Deadboy and then some other Dax involved things and give a very uninspired and lazy overview of how i would compare them later. I always seem to feel I'm cheating myself by not having better drugs when I listen to this shit..

Did the long hair thing in highschool, then I shaved it in 00 and I've never been able to deal with it hanging lower than my eyebrows. Trying to grow it long again. In 2 years from now(unless I chop the shit again) I'm going to look like Ivar Bjornson. That Vikings logo will be me except ever so slightly less yellow

Personally, I'd prefer to stab a lobsters head 3 time to get it right in killing it than to boil the thing alive.

I knew it was gonna be this, but I'm still not sure that I like it. Rate me again.

This the the brand of heads on the drumkit I mentioned. and when counting pieces on a kit, just count the drums themselves.

Banky: AAA-

And shorten your fucking sigs up fucknutses

I know what mine's gonna say COCKSTRIDER. A-

How does this stand up against The Spiral Generator? I think that's the name of his previous anyway.

For me I can't mention Chimera withouth bringing up Wolf's Lair Abyss since Chimera pretty much follows that mold. At this point I still like Wolf's...better. As far as De Mysteriis goes, it's a love hate album because everything that is done is taken to such an extreme. I happen to really enjoy the torture of monks vocals.

I understand, but don't necessarily agree with, the pantera bias, but debuting at number one for what really was an intense metal album is nothing to scoff at(in north america anyway). After Metallica went hard rock, Pantera carried metal on its shoulders as far as commercial exposure goes for most of the 90's. Nowadays debuting number 1 for a metal band isn't a big thing. But then you get into the whole Metal Vs Nu arguement anyway which clouds the achievement. And now that I understand that you were going for retro picks, I will not go against your Immortal pick. I will question your Mayhem pick of Live in Liepzig though since it is all mayhem radio for me today going from De Mysteriis up to Chimera...I just can't really see a live album outweighing the studio efforts.

I actually picked up a Deadboy album. To my ears it's like a slighty more stoned(but with a lighter buzz) and way more depressed Agents. Kinda bluesy and filled with lovely little piano sprinkles and shit.

First metal band to debut at number 1. I'd say that helps the hell out of the scene and is pretty respectable That's a pretty lazy comparison. I don't think I'll ever understand how people can pick pre "Heart Of Winter" Immortal as being superior to post. While somewhat diverse, those early albums were so paint by numbers a lot of times. While "At The Heart Of Winter" helped to redefine the genre and take it to a place of insane headbangability. ACID BATH

In the last couple of days I've noticed that whenever I make a reply in a thread, several times when I click the submit button I get automatically redirected to the forum index. The post doesn't show up until I go back and redo it.

Game hit on me once when I was talking about the cockstrider many moons ago. it was an awkward moment.

A personal top 5 Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk An album that reinvented an entire genre of music while at the same time it serves as the high water example of the style it came from. A storm cloud of massive emotional awareness that seems to drag you into a cyclone of sound that DEMANDS that you give it you undivided attention, lest you miss one of the many buried aspects that adds to the whole. It's 6 years later and I still can find things that I've never heard before on this album. Highly technical performances all around with a drum performance that rivals any brutal death fly swatters in intensity and speed matched with guitar shredding that can only be described as haunting and inspired. I begins with one of the most blowyourdoorsoffthefuckinghinges songs/warning that I may ever hear "Ye Entranceemperirum" and ends with the most honest and aware song I have ever heard "With Strength I Burn". Only 2 albums I would even consider giving a perfect rating to, this is one of them. Number 1 heavy metal album of all time as indicated by a lazy ass review. 2. Anathema - Judgement. Angelslayer will give me shit for calling this metal, but I've decided I don't give a damn. This is metal. It's also an album of the highest calibre. This number 2 rating really means it's tied for number 1, but only because of the impact it's had on my life. The only other "perfect" album 3. Down - NOLA. I love Pantera to death and always will, regardless of the...lesser nature of their final few years' work. I love Down even more. NOLA is everything that is just fucking right about Heavy Metal music 4. Slayer - Reign In Blood. My first exposure to Slayer was this album, and I'm glad it was. I probably wouldn't enjoy/respect the band as much as I do if it had been another album I heard first. 5. Suffocation - Pierced From Within. Another "first" as far as genre exposure goes. I can't seem to pinpoint the reason but this album always seems to stay a step ahead of any other death machine I've ever heard. And a lot of albums from other genres aswell for that matter. Yup.

There are a lot of people here who need to turn TSM off for a weekend. I'm ok with this thread, but i see how someone might not be I guess.

Except that they were metal and carried mainstream metal on their backs throughout a good portion of the nineties. Regardless of what you think of them as musicians, they deserve respect for what they did for metal. If it's strictly an opinion thing then of course they can be excluded if you don't enjoy them.

yeah, he did i tthe wrong way though. Got too emotional with his shots.

I like that they kept the caller on though. They didn't run him when things started to get a little heated

Giggling with glee at an old school style n3cr0 gr1m anthem from Nattefrost called Slut Of Hell "Sluts of Hell, Cunts of EVIL. Sluts of hell, she fucks Satan" This is truly wonderful shit

Its not as funny in text form

How in the fuck does the man still get jobs. Regardless of whether or not he's a great guy out of the ring or whatever. People are fools for taking this kind of chance on the man

I still can't stop having my soul raped by Nargaroth's Black Metal Ist Krieg