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    And then he spoke of his victim - "gimmicky faggot" Wildpegasus.

     

    "On the 3rd of November, 2006, I wanted to clear up the 'WP problem' - and I did, albeit rather gruesomely. ... I can say I unconsciously imitated an archaic sacrificial rite: first Wildpegasus was cut with a knife, then strangled, and after that buried in the earth."

     

    Did Thumbtack have any regrets? "[E]very passing second a human dies, so there's no need to make a big fuss of this one kill."

     

    "I always had the idea to break the 'taboo' of 'Thou Shalt Not Kill, Wildpegasus was an utterly irritating guy who became a pain in the ass after a while. He has making stupid posts and aggravating everyone, something I couldn't stand any longer. ...

     

    "I say, it simply was a beneficial act for mankind."

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    WP, you might be moving to Alberta? If you end up in Lethbridge, i'll totally take you out on the town and I guarantee you that you'd break your eternal sexual dry spell. I'm in both and Death Metal and Black Metal band, and that means a pass to free pussy whenever I want from either gothy Hot Topic Cradle Of Filth fans or coked out waste away chicks who fuck for confirmation of their self worth.

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    Just finished my first listen of the new goatwhore album. Bad news guys...it's not looking good for this one. First impressions are that they've removed most of the influence from the proto bands of the Black and Death Metal genres(Bathory, Celtic Frost, etc) in favour of moving towards a more middle era Swedish style of booty moving groove(think The Abyss or Marduk). Basically it's a whole lot of nothing new, and no advancement on old ideals either. And they've stopped having fun with their influences, which to me really takes a lot of appeal away from this band.

     

    Ben Falgoust's voice has gone to absolute shit aswell. This is quite dissapointing.

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    Rip the sacred flesh. Sodomize the holy asshole. Drink the red blood of the mother of earth. Masturbation on the dead body of christ. The king of Jews is dead. and so are the lies. Vomit on the host of Heaven. Masturbate on the throne of God. Break the seals of angels. Drink the sweet blood of Christ. Taste the flesh of the priest. Sodomize holy nuns. The king of Jews is a liar. The Heavens will burn. Dethrone the son of God. God is dead. Holyness is gone. Purity is gone. Prayers are burned. Covered in black shit. Rape the holy ghost. Unclean birth of Jesus Christ. Heaven will fall. fuck the church. fuck Christ. fuck the Virgin. fuck the gods of Heaven. fuck the name of Jesus

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    Ballad style songs by Heavy Metal bands, even if they are done to create the impression of atmospherics or mood, are almost exclusively there to help give the band higher commercial appeal. Very few bands and albums I've ever heard have been able to cross the gap logically and effectively.

     

    That said:

     

    Burzum - Dunkelheit

     

    Uhhhh...the obvious Metallica choices ("Fade to Black," "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)," and "The Unforgiven")...

     

    For purposes of this thread and what gets me off as far as the topic goes, I'd actually say that Metallica's "Orion" gets the nod in this case.

     

    Let's not degenerate further into the muck of suggesting bands that simply have done a softer song in a gimmicky way, or to have a goofy single that will be popular.

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    My hair's up. You gotta be careful whenever you ask the "So what's up?" question because someone can always respond with the obvious joke if they're a male.

     

    God I can't believe that I walked right into that one! Good call on taking me to task for it, I really should have known better. How come your hair is up, anyway? I know that my hair becomes completely unruly when it's very dry around here. Quite the bother.

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    The "gimmick" can't end until the story climaxes when I actually go on my first date, get my first kiss and have sexual intercourse for the first time. Than the "gimmick" will not be able to live anymore because the very being of it will have been destroyed. Until I reach that story climax biggrin.gif (get it?) than I can not change. I'm going to need everyone's help when that day comes. I know I didn't ask for help for help from you guys when I had a stripper girlfriend for awhile since that got too personal to share on the net but next time I will try to involve you guys more in my lovelife. Until that day, let us all be one.

     

    ........OK guys, I'll take the hit. Wildpegasus, you better be taking me somewhere nice.

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    I want to see a pseudo-Nazi-off between Seyss and Tack

     

    fite me nigger.

     

    I got talked out of it.

     

    Also, if I left, I've told someone that I wouldn't do it in a whiny bitch fashion, I would just disappear from this intarweb entirely without telling anyone. However, I am leaving this thread alone, and I encourage everyone to just ignore WP so that he can go away.

     

    someone talked you, of all people, out of leaving.

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    With the way some of you are reacting about this, I'd hate to tell you how I feel about colored people, some of us whites call them niggers.

     

    Eh, it's really not that bad. Most people just choke on their saliva a bit and ham fist keyboard replies until they're blue in the face. DO I REALLY HATE DARKIES! MIJOKINGLOL!

     

    And jobber is really funny in this thread. He exposed himself as someone who lives a lifestyle almost exclusively because of the image and the delusion of superiority, then when he got called on it he rambled off a half baked denial. A few posts later he basically exposed his pursuit of higher education as pure image and ego drama also. These things cannot be denied.

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    Windham Hell's South Facing Epitaph is the most fucked up thing I've listened to in a long while. I'm not even sure I could describe it other than the fact that it fills me to the core with a sense of on coming doom and unease. It's also the only time that proggy guitar scale noodling has been even remotely interesting to me beyond a superficial appreciation.

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    Coheed and Cambria

     

    Who dat?

     

    Soulfly is easy to explain. EVERY kid who took up Death Metal grew up listening to Sepultura it seems. Who's gonna turn down any Cavalera after that?

     

    Static X is still around?

     

    Hey, has Goatwhore released any new sounds lately that I should hear? I've not kept up with them.

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    For me personally, I can't imagine why anyone would use a Mac in place of a windows based machine, even for basic needs. I'm not the biggest expert but everything I've ever heard is that Windows is just better as a basic general platform. The only thing I can come up with is that it really is just an image thing.

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    I actually don't mind that because with Fear Factory on the bill, they're gonna draw more money so that should mean more well deserved money for Suffocation. They will end up with a shorter set though, sadly.

     

    I actually don't hate Fear Factory, but it is a very odd tour grouping.

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    Only interesting thing coming up in Alberta that I can see is Suffocation/Hypocrisy in december. I'm shocked that Suffocation would come back after the treatment they got from the Calgary 'scene' fags when they came here last time.

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