Big Ol' Smitty

Fuck that scab Doug Flutie. I'm anti-motherfuckers-crossing-a-strike.

Wait, maybe His Holiness Banders Kennany was merely a prophet of our true savior, Hotbutter Spoontoaster? I don't know what to believe.

His Holiness Banders Kennany has sent His one and only begotten son, Hotbutter Spoontoaster, to die for our sins.

One day Banders will return. And then we'll be fittin' to ride on Tack.

LOL. Hicks in the sticks.

I die inside a little more each day. Don't use apostrophes for plural.

That's mean.

Mozart, Lennon & McCartney, John Fogerty, the drummer from GWAR

I'm 23, have a girlfriend, have been pretty successful in life, am fairly active socially, I engage in talking/discussion a lot in my graduate classes, and I've even taught classes--but I still have trouble with shyness/social anxiety. Every once and again I even break out into a cold sweat when I have to engage in a conversation I am uncomfortable about. I would have a very difficult time approaching a girl in a bar if I was single, even though I am very confident in myself.

Plus, you can get a designated GI Joe character.

That's deep, Smues.

Damn, snuffy. Awful antagonistic, ain't we?

What the fuck was I thinking? Anyway, why is the "can't" in quotation marks?

Why is "can't" in parentheses?

My favorite Banders thread was "Fat Hot Thumbtack, Time to Die" where he talked about unleashing his fury like buckshot across RHTITE's chest.

It wasn't me. Anyway, I hope the Democrats retake the Senate (which they won't) so Harry Reid can be minority leader. He's a crazy motherfucker. 1. He's a former boxing champion. 2. Reid, during a filibuster: 3. Is Harry Reid gonna have to choke a bitch? http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/050808fa_fact

Also carrots.

Sorry if this has already been addressed or is a dumb question, but why couldn't Wolverine just stab Jean with the cure instead of killing her?

http://carlsguitarsolo.ytmnd.com/

For those of us who are sick of all this hippy, anti-war rock, National Review brings us the Greatest 50 Conservative Rock Songs. You can tell they had to reach a little bit. Creed? Blink 182? Kid Rock? In that same vein, The Right Brothers. Zell Miller RIIIIIGHT!

This album is the bee's knees.

How did Prof. X get so ripped?

My girlfriend's reading that now, I'll probably start it when she's finished.

Next Episode was Dr. Dre. It had Snoop and Nate Dogg on it.