Big Ol' Smitty

I don't think that the military guys are idiots, just the Bush admin civilians at the Pentagon who wouldn't listen to them (read: Rumsfeld & Wolfowitz). And the fools in the VP's office who put all of their faith in Chalabi (we'll be greeted as liberators!).

Not many...

Could you post a transcript of your speech on Ja?

The Mexicans are actually a clean and industrious people.

It's a free subscription! Lazy bastards... *walks off grumbling* LousykidswhyIoughta...

I don't have time to read your whole post right now, but thanks for responding. I'll respond later.

Yeah, that's what I've decided to do, too. I can't not start Carson in good conscience.

Hey! You gonna waddle down here and slit my throat? I'd handle you just like my grandpa handled your heroes sixty years ago.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man. Chuck Norris won't allow his children to be taught evolution at school. This wouldn't be a big deal, but he fathered 70% of people in the southern United States. When Steven Segal kills a ninja he only takes it's hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja he uses every part.

The Times & the Post ripped Bush's speech to threads. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...5111101832.html http://www.nytimes.com/glogin?URI=http://w...2ByNQ2AQ25kQ2Bf.

Although I usually agree with most of the articles tack posts from anus.com... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, it's a great website! Haha...that "Death to the Undermen!" quote is on the front page of that site.

No offense, but in my opinion people who just bitch and never offer any solutions suck. I've never seen you make very many coherent arguments on this forum. Moderation is all well & good, but my political views are something that I have put a lot of thought into. I have developed some strong, but flexible, principles. So next time you make your "everybody sucks" comments, at least offer some rationale.

No, it was written at about a high school level. It also makes use of silly hyperbole & sweeping generalizations. There's no way that article would have even made it past the editing process at a decent publication. The writer is also unbelievably arrogant & condescending. Examples: So, I'm attacking it because it's trite and maudlin, not because it "disagrees with my beliefs." Simply making bold statements does not make a well thought out piece of writing. Oh yeah, and it's, surprise!, anti-semitic. I don't watch news on TV. I guess I'm just not as enlightened and/or anti-establishment~! as you, though. Rage against that machine, guy.

Wow, somebody wrote an awfully pretentious 9th grade term paper!

For next week... Carson Palmer v Indy OR Jake the Snizake v NYJ ???

but if they lose...Kwesi Mfume's shot at succeeding Paul Sarbes in Maryland to Lt. Gov. Michael Steele then they're back to that 55-45 ratio. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think there's another guy running in the primaries against Mfume in MD that is leading himi in primary polling and leading the incumbent in general election polling. Edit: Ben Cardin is the guy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I messed up, too. Cardin is leading Steele, not the incumbent.

He most likely thinks I hate him too when I just don't care one way or the other. He tends to over-dramatise things alot though and it usually ends up with a pathetically funny quote being born. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm...I can't think of any funny Slapnuts quotes... On a totally unrelated note, it's freezing here.

I dunno Czech, you did untie the Gordian's Knot that was the Eddie Winslow Posting Formula... And I've never seen you and Gay_Lincoln in a thread at the same time...

but if they lose...Kwesi Mfume's shot at succeeding Paul Sarbes in Maryland to Lt. Gov. Michael Steele then they're back to that 55-45 ratio. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think there's another guy running in the primaries against Mfume in MD that is leading himi in primary polling and leading the incumbent in general election polling. Edit: Ben Cardin is the guy.

http://www.globalpolicy.org/security/issue...0630selling.htm

Do you mean Delay? I would add the Terri Schiavo debacle to the list. And Mess O Potamia.

Why does he do that all the time? I always thought that Lex had just shot a mind bullet into Nomar's nads.

I may be slow or out of the e-loop, but I just found out that that Peppers guy is real.

This was amazing. I'M A GOD WARRIOR! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE IN JESUS'S NAME I PRAY! GARGIIILES! PSYCHICS! One of the most disturbing things I've ever seen on TV.