Big Ol' Smitty

Don't forget encouraging them to and providing forms explaining how to apply for government assistance to supplement their crappy wages.

Well said.

I figure you are being sarcastic, but at the same time, just in case you weren't, it should go on record that abstinence-only education is failing miserably, as teenage sex accoriding to studies and polls is on the rise in Texas, the birthplace of this "wonderful" idea.... Yeah, I was. And no, it's not getting cut. It actually got an increase in the proposed budget.

Works for me.

Thank God. At least abstinence only sex ed isn't getting a cut! Whew, that was a close one.

OH! I'd never had it explained like that before! I see the light now! Thanks for making it so clear, kkk. Whew, and to think all this time I was defending gay marriage. I'd never really had someone clearly break down the argument against it like that before.

I'm sure they were thinking of black people running around voting and such, too. Benjamin, a white kid, and Jeffrey, a black kid, built a time machine and went back to 1776. Guess who they ran into--George Washington. Benjamin: Oh my Jeffrey. That's George Washington, the father of our country. I have so many things to ask this great man. Jeffrey: AHHHHH! Run, nigga, it's George Washington! Source: Chappelle, Dave

OH NO YOU DIDN'T I think what you meant was, "oh no you di-unh".

Well I can't help but get behind the push to privatize Social Security after this awesome, lucid explanation of the plan by Mr. Bush:

Here here. Quite the feast.

This Chickenhawk fellow is quite the prolific poster.

If you don't like gay people, don't have sex with them. If you don't like gay marriage, don't have one.

Re: Falwell. Is homosexuality somehow a worse sin that gluttony? I'm asking this seriously.

More on the budget... -Bush pledged to half the deficit by 2009--this, of course, doesn't include Iraq, Afghanistan, the cost of social security privatization, or making his tax cuts permanent. -The cuts made to social programs account for 6% of the deficit. Bush's tax cuts account for 50%.

Again, SideFXs, I would invite you to become a comma super hero!

HEY MODS DAMMIT! I won a bet with MikeSC and never got to change his stuff! Where's the justice in this world?

They don't receive the same benefits under civil unions.

Not really, but through no fault of your own -- I view homosexuality the same way I view other "minorities." I just treat them like I do anyone else, which I think is my problem. And I find it funny that Loss lives in AK and Rant lives in Seattle, when I think it should be the other way around... He lives in Alaska?

Or does it?!?

I don't need to wave my dick around. It impacts the tides too much as is. -=Mike That was awesome. Your coolness just went up by several points in my book. Commence with the post saying you don't care what I think.

You two should stop flirting and fuck already. All this dick waving...someone's liable to lose an eye.

I just didn't think it was neccesarry to mock me with that overused joke that I've admitted was poor wording numerous times. Truce? Of course. No harm intended. 's all good in the hood. This is an historic peace accord, folks.

Where did I insult you?

You calling me a jerk hurt me. And when you said all of those other things that hurt, that really hurt too. New rule! -=Smitty ...freezes when called names. Prays for no more disses.

Geez, what's your problem? I do them for the benefit of humor and try to mock both sides. If you don't like them at least keep it to yourself. And by the way, that joke is played out, you should get over it. Hey you asked for feedback, chum. However, I froze when you got angry because I didn't like your post (yep, it's still kinda funny to me).