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    Campaign 2008

    Remember the Clinton campaign's accusations of "plagiarism" toward Obama?
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    How did you land the job that you have now?

    What happened? Faculty meetings tend to suck in general--just a forum to be bitched at by administration and to hear teachers bitch about everything. This one was just particularly bad. Communication between administration and faculty tends to be a major problem at the school where I teach, as does micromanagement from the county board of education.
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    Stuff White People Like

    I like a lotta that crap.
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    How did you land the job that you have now?

    My pay isn't actually that bad, with my Masters Degree. My wife is also a teacher with an MA, so we are doing quite well financially right now (no debts, low bills). I just don't like teaching very much, and today's faculty meeting absolutely cemented that for me. Teachers probably make less than similarly highly educated people, though.
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    Pictures I Like

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    Campaign 2008

    SWERVE~! This article is by Armstrong Williams, the guy the Bush administration was paying to shill for No Child Left Behind on the radio.
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    Castro not to return to Cuban presidency

    What Dobbs said. You & I are agreeing way too much lately, brother.
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    How did you land the job that you have now?

    No, especially if you're not that interested in it.
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    Campaign 2008

    *edit* low blow
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    Pitch Larry the Cable Guy Movie Ideas

    My brother is a trucker who recently failed his drug test.
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    Campaign 2008

    Who said they were good policies? They're not. None of his stuff is ever going to work. Ron Paul
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    Pitch Larry the Cable Guy Movie Ideas

    But they're not.
  13. No, you're probably on the welfare, like your baby's momma. Oh Dobbs, you and your racism. You so crazy.
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    Ultimate TSM

    Ultimate Matt Young bulks up not through an intense workout regimen and diet, but by ingesting Evander Holyfield's Missing Ear's jism. They're kinda like TSM's version of the Latino wonder twins on Heroes. + =
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    Pitch Will Ferrell Movie Ideas

    This movie is different. In this one, he's a jive talking weasel.
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    I got a pet rat

    Man, I fucking hate rodents, but Splinter was pretty cute, twizted.
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    Pitch Will Ferrell Movie Ideas

    Will Ferrell is a young lion cub who must avenge his father, Mufassah, who was murdered by his treacherous uncle (via wacky hijinx involving a fucking weasel and a warthog).
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    Pitch Will Ferrell Movie Ideas

    I like it.
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    Ultimate TSM

    My backstory is exactly the same, I'm still a skinny 24 year old from Kentucky. The only difference concerns my various nemeses. a. Ultimate MikeSC still looks like Jack Black but is actually a cyborg programmed by Margaret Thatcher to hunt, destroy, maim, etc. b. Ultimate Invader3K is a self-hating Mexican. c. Ultimate Marvinisalunatic is a deranged railroad baron who has Glenn Beck podcasts piped directly into his head 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. d. Ultimate Czech Republic was a childhood friend whose outlook on how to fight crime sometimes differs, but sometimes we join together to defeat the evil Baron von Marvin.
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    Score one for the perverts!

    Good for them. It's ridiculous that legislatures care what consenting adults are doing in the privacy of their own bedrooms.
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    Campaign 2008

    I expect to be rounded up, tattooed, and put on a train to Dachau any moment now.
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    Campaign 2008

    -Liberal Fascism, Jonah Goldberg
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    Campaign 2008

    That video wouldn't have been cool in '52.
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    Campaign 2008

    Don't defend that abomination, Dobbs.
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    Campaign 2008

    Okay, this wasn't made by the Clinton campaign, but this has to be the worst thing I've ever seen in my life:
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