Big Ol' Smitty

haha I'm thinking about waterboarding an elf this year. Ya know, just to do my part.

Moon Gimp needs his own series.

I'm gonna be laughing when all of you egg eating sons of bitches are on Lipitor here in a few years. J/K fritatas FTW

I have recently discovered that I liked jalapeno based sauces/salsas more than habanero. I think it's the sweetness of the former pepper that puts it over the top.

Bastards recruit. As far as the film goes, they kill God in the books.

Bill Moyers is the bee's knees.

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8197.html

Me too. So does our hero, allegedly.

Wow, someone just really dissed godthedog up there.

For an interesting discussion of why crime dropped so much in the 90s, read Freakonomics.

I like it when you're away.

Jingus is right. Crime began to take a big drop in the 90s.

Is this not what I just said?

Simply awesome. Wait, are you the two guys that tried to argue that the murder rate was homogeneous throughout the planet the last time we had this dicussion? Yes, Invader, other countries do have violence, but the US has higher murder rates than other developed countries. Is this not common knowledge?

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20070827/hayes Money quote:

My birthday present to you is allowing you to have my hero Russ Feingold as your Senator.

This could have been prevented if we had followed Kid Rock's plan of turning all churches into strip clubs.

I don't remember any of Earthbound really being that hard.

^drunken hippie

I'm working for Tancredo.

Okay, we rented this movie this weekend and it was the worst movie I've ever seen. Sorry, spoilers. Did anyone else see this festering turd of a movie?

Weirder though, is this Patrick Swayze look alike gardener/writer that has my same middle and last name.

I'm Florida's favorite author.

That would make a good sig.