Big Ol' Smitty

I made a thread about how much Elephant sucked. Ask Slayer if you want to read it.

I went to a school with a kid with the same name as you in Kentucky.

Czech is a centsable guy.

I don't know who that lady is, but she is dumb.

no sence at all

That actually is a pretty good idea. I don't know if it will really do anything about oil prices.

Gravel ads. These are weird.

Is MikeSC writing for the Washington Times op-ed page these days? This is on the recent Mid East Summit in Annapolis: http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/200...1012/COMMENTARY via Lawyers, Guns, & Money Quote from the blogger there:

Shorter Jingus:

I'm just saying that I don't like imperialism, not equating early 20th century US imperialism with Vietnam. However, the Filipino insurgency precipitated by the Spanish-American War does have some similarities with Vietnam & Iraq.

Incorrect. Also, *ahem*.

I just think it's ironic that you lauded TR for "win[ning] a war and establish[ing] American supremacy in the Americas" when that war was an imperialistic one that turned Cuba into an American protectorate. For me TR is kinda like LBJ. I like their domestic policy and loathe their foreign policy.

This can't be good for the Rudester: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1107/7073.html When reached for comment, Giuliani was quoted as saying:

I'll take Alan Greenspan's word over Jingus', thanks.

You're such a fucking pussy and I hate it when you're you. Let's hear your legal analysis of Bush vs. Gore, Czech.

Wait, aren't you Cuban?

I didn't toss out protectorate and sphere of influence to argue that the US had either one of those, I did it to show that Jingus' definition of empire was incomplete.

Wait, wait. You mean Saddam was bad?!?! Holy shit. I was under the impression that he was the Arab Gandhi!

Lincoln. Close thread.

Study 20th century imperialism, particularly the terms "sphere of influence" and "protectorate." On that note: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/26/...tr=HOME_3539432 Note: I am not taking sides in the "is the US an empire" scrum.

Ugggh. I can't believe you bastards like shit like Golden Corral. Horrible.

My brother is kind of a pain in the ass. A thirty-one year old divorced pot-smoking hard-drinking truck driver who falls in love with some crazy bitch about once every three months. About once a year I strongly consider just trying to avoid all contact with him. He recently lost his job because of a failed drug test. Needless to say, that's not a great thing to happen for someone with a career in DRIVING A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK AROUND. My mom is awesome, but very religious. I think she just lives in denial and just forces herself to believe that I'm actually a Bible-believing Christian. She brings me lunch at work sometimes, so that's awesome. Mom's side of the family is cool if a little hickish. Avoid politics and religion and it's all good. I mainly talk sports at family gatherings. Dad's side is either dead or cut off contact after grandma's death. My dad's brother has all of the money/possessions left behind by both my dad and my grandparents. I am probably entitled to some things but haven't messed with it because it's just not worth it. My stepdad is a heavy drinking, chain smoking construction foreman who loves to bet on horses. He's a Democrat and a union man, though, so it's all gravy between us. Plus he's a happy drunk. My wife's immediate family is really cool. Lefties like me. Her sister is like the sister I never had. Her dad is like, well, the dad I never had. Her mom can be a little overbearing, but she knows I don't really take crap.

Huckabee knocked this one out of the park.

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How come nobody ever craps on Eisenhower for fomenting the coup in Iran back in the 50s? That seems to have been a pretty huge mistake.