Big Ol' Smitty

Person Five: We should make the illegals beat our kids for us, and then send our kids off to work camps with the illegals.

I hate threads like this. Person One: We should let our kids smoke drugs and eat pure sugar! Person Two: Nuh-uh, we should beat our kids with water hoses and make them memorize the encyclopedia! Person Three: Ronald Reagan ate candy? Person Four: You know what Barry Goldwater would've done in this situation...

Czech.

Isn't Slayer from Nebraska?

McDonald's is the leading US buyer of cow eyes. They hold the burgers together. McDonald's shakes (the old, good ones) contain lots of wood pulp.

So they are taking the property this year and you won't get the compensation until 2013?

I didn't read it all first time through.

Re: The McCarthy Bill (from the other thread) Me:

I've been eating the fungus that killed all of the potatoes in Ireland back in the 1840s all day.

I didn't notice this the first time through. We definitely need to start using this phrase.

What kind of doctor are you?

I actually celebrate the holiday by opening up a sack of snakes in my garage and fighting them to the death.

What kind of loser works on Saturday.

Ugh, I hate that movie.

No questions, chazz!

from NYT blog

Czech & Al.

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J'accuse! Seriously, wtf, Dobbs?

Inc Czech VX Chris

Oh, so we have the first ever officially nonbelieving Congressman now.

Absolutely idiotic and it's going to kill the Democrats out west if it passes. But, from what I've read, I don't think it will.