Ripper

I personally can't bar a chord. I think it is humanly impossible with my fingers. But I am wicked fast once I learn something. That usually doesn't take long.

Yeah...your PARENTS were the hippies. Whatever. Hippie.

But guys... Love means never having to say you're sorry. I thought it meant you can stop using condoms. *scratches*

I think all of us have a little Hot Ticket in us.

Its not like you can go wrong there.

I don't remember the Visionaries, but then again I was very selective with my toys. What I used to love (not sure if it's done anymore) were those commercials for action figures that were like stories. One commercial would be the "start" of it, followed future months by other commercials that are part of the story. I remember one lame set of toys that were called "Insect-oids" or something like that. Basically they were bug people and each person came with their own little bug that did something -- my favorite was some bad character that had a bug that squireted water through its nose. Anyway, there was this saga of the good guys v. the bad guys that went on for months. Many times these commercials were better than the actual show I was watching. Will the good guy get away from being surrounded by three baddies? Tune in and find out... Visionaries were like big GI-Joes with KICK ass little hologram plates on their chest(like a bird or some shit) and they would have this big staff with another big hologram thing on it, and they were like Wizards or Genies, or the bad guys had demons and dragons. They kicked so much ass. *goes to ebay to find some*

There appears to be a lot of that going on in this thread. Yeah, people are always coming on to. Check the sig...its DA TROOF.

Wow, quite the self-hater there. So not only are you black, but you're also a Jew. *cries along with Ripper...* That would make me Blew? Are you coming on to me?

You have to take risk for LOVE~!

This won't teach me to love. You'll love us after we stop He has a point.

Apparently to make me cry.

Do you at least have a manly scream? You look like you have a manly scream. Doesn't he look like he has a manly scream? I just bet when you scream people go "Hmmm...manly." Thats what I would guess.

I feel your pain. i used to only post relevant and serious stuff. Then it all went downhill and I started ranting about stupid stuff like LIghtingFlik being a blonde lesbian pornstar or alligators with swords in their mouth. Then came all the running jokes like "-IST~!" and "Ripper - ______since ____" I am a shell of my former self. I am a RIPPER-IST~! Oh god...I can't even stop it now. *cries* Ripper- crying since 4:01 eastern

They'll blame Monday night Football.

I would...RACIST~! You can not possible dislike rap and be indifferent to skin color. It is not possible. I also would like to point out that I have reported this thread to a mod and I expect mass bannings. TSM would be a much better place without all of the RACIST~! trash polluting the threads. And duck420, I understand your bling bling pizain...Dawg. I hope I help...hizzep..to get rid of some of these RACIST~! guys out of up in here. Fo Sure?

No, that would be silly. ... Who ever made them used way too much onion.

I don't know. I was spelling my online name one day and when I got to the I-P-P part this group of kids pointed and started laughing at me. So I did what any self-respecting adult does in this situation...i curled into a little ball and started crying. This woman with a big BUTT came along and told the kids to stop throwing deviled eggs at me(which they had started doing by this time) and took me home and washed me off. Every since then I found solace in big butted women. It was a very tramatizing event.

Why in the everloving hell did I find that so funny. I'm crying over here. I've been through like 5...you know...nevermind.

Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy watching that group of girls walk by as you were being jumped by these 2 guys. I had to make a choice man. What did you say?

I always figured you were a blonde with 38DD boobs that pretends to be a man online, because when you were born you always felt like you were a man inside, thus leading to you getting into a career in lesbian porn so you can put on a strap-on and live out your fantasy, but only after years of going to swing clubs and fucking the everloving shit out of guys wives, and they never felt the same making love to their husbands so they would sneak over your house at nights when their husband was sleep so you could give them a good Fliking(which is sorta your catch phrase and has made you famous in the underground world of strap-on wife fucking) which you would do until this one time you turned out the wife of a porn company owner, which of course led to you infamous onscreen persona, which is more of a myth to this day because it was later found out that you were only 17 in the first few hundred of the films you did, so you were blackballed from the industry and Strap-on Slut 47 was the only legal film left and is still in high demand to this day, and you wanted to start your own porn company, but you squandered all of your money into this strap-on company that went belly up in 1998, and have been fucking the wives of rich socialites every since to make ends meet, until you fucked this really rich one in 2002 and she takes care of you as long as you call her Mommy rich cakes when you hit it from the back with the 11 inch strap-on. I think thats what everyone thinks you are like honestly.

Oh for christ sake, does anyone even try to remember the REST of the sentence. "I played hurt for this city, played my heart out day in and day out, help take this team to the finals and yall here to talk about trading me because of practice? PRACTICE?" He WAS right.

Dude, why are you harassing ANY of the women. That so WEAK and is The GHEY. hey Stardust is looking at this thread. How you doin? *awkwardly raises eyebrow and tries to wink*

Stop being RACIST~! That is obviously how black people talk and for you all to mock him for his vernacular is not only incongruous, but contumelious as well. You all should be ashamed.

Dude...don't joke about Lionel Richie. He is another one of the best sangin best lookin muthafuckas you ever seen. Hold his drink, bitch.

They should trade him for Carmelo. He doesn't fit in in Detroit...