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  1. *plays the you're all geeks card* The only reason everyone is on Popicks case is because they will never know what it is like to have a fiancé. If you were like me you would be having sex with hot super models all the time and would understand not letting someone talk about your personal liife. See that? No why I misspelled life? Because I am getting my dick sucked RIGHT NOW! I am such a pimp and mackolicious gigolo you don't even understand. You all suck and eat fast food blah blah blah blah star wars. Just because you will never know the touch of a woman doesn't mean you should jump all on popick for it. LOOOZZERRRSSSS!!! I go to a Ivy League college and have a 4.0 GPA and have threesomes, foursome...hell this one time I had a thirty-some with an entire sorority. I leaving now to go have hot sex unlike you geeky loooozer ass non cool guys. Later. *logs off, sits in room and cries from being so alone*
  2. What message? That if you screw over god knows how many people for a couple of billion but have the right political connections, you can get a slap on the wrist. But if you are famous...*shakes fist*. If Martha was a white guy, she wouldn't have been convicted. the jury is ~RACIST!
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    WCW Revenge for N64

    Macho was the truck driver...I guess he was just the NWO's bitch. That shit was funny, though. *hooks up N64*
  4. Thats such bullshit. I bet she gets more years than everyone at Enron combined too. Lets make an example out of Martha...and give the Enron guys 6 months.
  5. Fuck Popick. Once he asked if anyone had a key for Photoshop 6.0 that they would be willing to share, so I PMed mine to him. I waited a couple of days for a "thank you" or something along those lines, and nothing. So I send another PM asking if the key worked, and still, no response. Clearly he's not willing to be a team player. Post it, PM it, do whatever you want with it. Parody is protected by law, is it not? *turns JSYK in to Adobe Piracy Cops for a generous reward*
  6. Ah pooh. This one time the SAME thing happened to me, TWICE, in the same DAY only they beat me with a cat...no...TIGER of 15 tails and nailed me to 5 crosses...I didn't bleed once....NOT ONCE!!! *realizes this is the post God will show me a judgement...hope he has a sense of humor*
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    Defending Zack Malibu

    *chairshots the people who were dragon leg screwed* *makes a ME sign with his fingers* *no one knows what the fuck that means* *rise to the rafters* *realizes there are no rafters* *hits head on ceiling* *walks out holding chair and cursing* *everyone looks at him blankly* *everyone gets back to CWM and inappropriate child molestation jokes*
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    Longest you've ever stayed awake.

    Weak ASSES. I stayed up for 4 days and some change... Senior Year, State track meet, I didn't sleep the entire time we were there. It would probably kill me now, but back then, easy baybee. I did spend about 80 dollars at waffle house those 4 days though...I stayed hungry.
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    Singleton To Develop & Direct Luke Cage Movie

    How do you explain Baby Boy? Never seen it, and don't really intend to. You can't blame all bad movies on the director, just like you can't blame bad movies on actors. I can't blame one of the worst films I have ever seen on the WRITER/DIRECTOR? Who do you blame it on then. "If you want to kill this mutha fucka dawg, we can put this mutha fucka down....now lets pray..." If that line appears in the movie, and was suppose to be SERIOUS...goddamn that movie sucked. Uh, maybe you didn't understand. I was saying, you can't blame a movie for being bad solely on the director. Maybe it was the actors fault. Or, you can't blame it on the actors. Maybe it was the directors fault. Or you can't blame it on the writers, maybe it was the director or actors fault. I wasn't reffering to Bad Boy, I was just saying in general. Oh...well then yeah, in general you are right...you never know who to blame. The editors can change a great movie to shit honestly. But John Singleton handled the casting, writing and directing of Baby Boy. I know who to blame on that one.
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    Kanye West

    That instrumental on track3 (after fake Bernie Mac kicks him out of college) is one of the more amazing things on the album. It is short but just plain genious. I like All Fall Down(it think that is the name..the song with the sped up Laryn Hill sample) and love Spaceship's hook. Mos Defs verse in Two Words is what makes that song amazing to me. I can't say there is a song on the whole album I don't like (Although, I could've done without Luda, the song was still okay)
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    Singleton To Develop & Direct Luke Cage Movie

    How do you explain Baby Boy? Never seen it, and don't really intend to. You can't blame all bad movies on the director, just like you can't blame bad movies on actors. I can't blame one of the worst films I have ever seen on the WRITER/DIRECTOR? Who do you blame it on then. "If you want to kill this mutha fucka dawg, we can put this mutha fucka down....now lets pray..." If that line appears in the movie, and was suppose to be SERIOUS...goddamn that movie sucked.
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    The official off season NFL thread

    Terrell Owens is a better blocking reciever than Harrison and Moss, which is important when you want to run the ball to the corner. Owens is a damn good reciever, right in the thick with Harrison and Moss. If anyone has watched the Vikings play, you know Randy doesn't have the surest hands in the league. Marvin is a great receiver, but isn't as great a blocker. Owens has okay hands, is better than both in the open field, and a better blocker.
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    Yeah, they had 3+ years of material there and got it in 22 eps.
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    Kerry's Veep

    In all likelyhood I will be the VP. First order of business is changing every dictionary to spell "likelihood" to the way I like it. If thats not a winning platform, I don't know what is.
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    Well wasn't that horseshit

    *bitches about....* Oh! Kylie! *forgets what he was saying*
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    Positivity Thread

    ^Has a kickass avatar
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    Chappelle's Show thread

    It means to cum...ejaculate...money shot...nut....uh...[more words that mean to ejaculate]....
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    Positivity Thread

    ^^ gets the honor of posting above the great RIPPER~!....I'd like to see ^ top that highlight in ^ life....
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    I think it should be pushed how much of Spikes destiny it was to be a champion. Think about it. Buffy could NEVER kill him, for one reason or another, yet she managed to kill every other enemy she faced. He returned time after time, finally getting caught by the Inititive and forced him to into her fold. In the begaining his fighting villans was out of necessity, a way to get past his forced passiveness...he needed an outlet. Every time he got a chance to get to Buffy, he tried to kill her and she still didn't kill him. No one tried...not her, Riley, the scoobs. He fell in love...and tried to kill her again, and still, noone(the scoobies, giles, Buffy) would kill the guy. Wood wanted to kill him in season 7. Giles wanted him dead. Hell most of the Scoobies did, but it couldn't happen. Why? Because the entire time, a vampire with a soul was suppose to be the only thing that could beat the First. In season 3, it made the assuption that that vamp would be Angel, and why wouldn't it. But then another was presented. It needed to get spike out of the way, as he was the only way it was going to lose. every waking moment of SPikes existance lead up to his moment in the Hellmouth. His death was closure. That is why I wasn't extremely overwhelmed with Season 7 (overwhelmed, just not extrememly) because that just didn't seem like what Buffy's life was leading to the entire time. It seemed like just another misson that happened to be at the end of her story, not the thing you could look back upon and say it all lead to this. Hell, I can say the same thing for Xander, and Willow. Looking at the end of season 7 then looking back, you can see that their lives actually lead up to that moment...Buffy's didn't feel that way. That is my entire gripe about season 7. I stlll think it was some great GREAT television, and I would only call "Get it Done(the one Buffy goes all Super Bitch on them) and "Him" the only okayish episodes of the season with the rest ranging from very good to HOT DAYAM~! good. But I just didn't feel the closure with it that I wanted.
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    Singleton To Develop & Direct Luke Cage Movie

    How do you explain Baby Boy?
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    Not true. Season 2 left with a cliffhanger. Buffy runs away. Season 5 was sort of a cliffhanger, since they new that they were moving to a new network. Other than that, every season on the WB finished up in case they were canceled. But if season 2 had ended there, it could have been a close to the story. If it had ended at season 5, it REALLY could have been the end of the story. Season six is the only one with a real cliff hanger. Well...that and season 4...kinda
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    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    You know that scene in Austin Powers when Austin runs over the guy with the steam roller and the guy just keeps standing there screaming when he had plenty of time to move? Thats what I see in the "slow zombie vs. perfectly fast human" movies. I have no problem with the "bursted through the wall and grabbed someone from behind" movies, but in the "I'll stand here and scream about seeing a zombie and let all of them limp over to me" I get annoyed. I mean, for a zombie movie to be good to me, i need to look at it and say "Yeah...I would have died there." 28 Days later....they would've gotten me. Running Zombies stand a chance. Limpy the Hungry Zombie and his friends...not to scary.
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    Kanye West

    I like basically every track on the Cd, although one or two of the skits could have been gone..(expecially the one about the 50 year old virgin...who has a son named Jimmy...WTF?) Musically, I think you have to look long and hard to find the flaws in this. Just use the skip button over the skits and you have one fuck of a Cd.
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    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    I prefer the faster zombies myself. I just don't find myself frightened by something I could get away from if I walked very fast.
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    Bush exploits 9-11

    But only if you are Christian relegious organizations, because all of the others suck aparently. And he wants MORE money to go to relegious organizations...who aren't really strapped for cash.
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