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Dude, I didn't fuck up anything. 29/30, what does it matter. You can't handle the fact that you were wrong. 4 months is no big deal, unless you are being proven wrong. Okay, you know what, you're right. I should show respect to someone that spent their entire developmental years drinking moonshine and being drunk yet was able to pull it together and get into college and get a civil engineering degree from Jacksonville St... Dear Lord... You don't mean Jacksonville St. in ALABAMA do you? You want to rethink what your degree was in...

Dude...you fucked up your fake birthyear...its over. *continues whistling and walking away*

I'll just attribute it to all the drinking you did in the 80's...you know when you were 6-16 and drinking all the time... and it made you forget when you were born. *walks out whistling happily*

... HOW the fuck are you 30 if you were born in 1974?

Well...let me elaborate on my three word post. You have demonstrated through your knowledge or lack of knowledge of semi-recent history that either you A: Were in a coma the better part of your younger life or B: You are no older than 20 years old...22 at the most. At best you are a recent college graduate with an entry-level position Fujitsu or higher than an entry level position. At very most you are making 40-50K per year, as the six-figure salary that you claim to make does not match your position with the company. Here is what's not happening in the real world. Recent college graduates are not given sole control over the acquisitions of clients. Youth is seen as a detriment, and no one in their right mind would assign a young, inexperience man to a job that holds the importance that you seem to want everyone to believe your job holds. You very well could be successful in what you do and could very well become more successful. But you have demonstrated A: A lack of common knowledge here and B: The inability to grasp the most infantile tenants of the English language. Yes this is an Internet message board, but unless you are Tyler Durden, you don't have the ability to create separate personalities that are devoid of your own personality traits. You can claim your 6 figure income, great wife and such, but on a internet message board, if you can't at least back it up by showing the slightest moniker of intelligence, then you will be seen as a liar. I personally don't believe that you can legally drink yet, let alone placed in charge of something so important. And with the recent lay-offs and cutbacks that Fujitsu as underwent, I find it hard to believe that their OH so important head of customer relations and sales would have the time to be posting on a internet message board all day. If you do hold said position, lets do some math. You would have gone to college for 4 years at the least...I would estimate graduation at the age of 22(I'll assume you didn't go to any post-graduate school). You are not, I repeat, NOT going to get a head position in a multi billion dollar computer company as your lead out job from college. I will add 2-3 years of experience in your field. So I will estimate that you are claiming to be around 25-26 years old, and I am sure that every other adult on this forum will laugh at the thought of that. You don't seem to remember anything about the 80's yet this is the time in which you were suppose to be growing up? You are claiming to have said job with either no experience or no graduate school, both of which are EXTREMELY unlikely, unless your father owns the company and I don't think you are Japanese. No.you aren't the head of customer relations at Fujitsu. No you don't make 6 figures per year. And with every post that you claim to do so, you only embarrass yourself further.

Damn you...that is a good point...

Yep, I turn to movie quotes whenever I have a moral quandry. Me too. Although I only go to "Kill them Machine...Kill them ALL!!" Maybe if I get some more quotes I would be in less trouble. *goes to work out in the yard*

Yes, when you are fighting retards.

I never said I was more intelligent then everyone else. Nor did I say the everyone but me is pitiful. Get your shit straight. No, I travel to various cities making sure my customers are happy with thier accounts. Sometimes we have customers fly in, either way it isn't technical support. No...you don't.

It would have been more effective had he done the Hannibal Lector "Phft,Phft,Phft,Phft,Phft!" I say just put a billion dollars on his head. I'd like to see someone not go for that bounty.

If that son of a bitch death is trying to make up for Gregory Hines and Barry White, he's got a ways to go.

Of course, if he calls the cops someone will be telling you to look at their sausage for awhile. Not only is what you did stupid, it was criminally stupid. Someone trys to attack someone you care about, violence might be the answer. But getting the kid fired was more than enough in this situation. When Bubba and 'Twan are hitting on you everyday in the prison yard, you better believe she isn't going to show up with her girls and a bat... but if she does, marry her.

I want to want to kick him sqwah in the nuts for doing something so stupid...but at the same time I just want to congradulate him for having the nuts to do what every loony toon has done once or twice. Why am I so confused? Why does both my options have something to do with his nuts?

Hey. Leave Lifetime ALONE. The produce quality television and give ex-90210 cast members a job..(and that lady from Whos the Boss). Where else can I get my weekly fix of someone crying and falling in the fetal position inside a steamy shower...WERE DAMMIT!!!

It feels good not having to be the resident Bills faniac. Bps has got me covered. I can just root for them quietly.

Lord knows that if you are bothered by the thought of your finger coming towards your eye, the thought of a FUCKING LASER SHOOTING IN YOUR EYE should be conforting.

Ah, another year of "Watch James Marsters get screwed out of his Emmy nod" will begain in a week or two. Seriously, is there ANYONE that can really say that man didn't deserve something for his performance in "Beneath You" on Buffy alone last year. He basically played 3 different characters flawlessly within minutes. *flips off Emmy voters*

Sounds like a morning talk show stunt to me. 2 Morning shows, 2 mid-day shows and one evening show. I mean, the morning shows, cool. They are there to bother people, but jesus. EVENING??

The fans booed when Lito Sheppard (the guy who replaced Mitchell in an unpopular move) had the Lito Sheppard Dance Party style of punt returns. And they booed when they were rewarded for all of their enthusiasm with a performance that goes down as one of the worst halves of football this team has ever played. Yes, fuck the Philly fans for having the gall to boo that effort by the players. It makes me laugh, that anytime Philly fans boo something, the poor performance is immediately forgotten and it become Philly fans just being their typical rude selves. That performance deserved to get booed, and Andy Reid deserves to get punched in the fucking mouth for his day after press conference comments. And I still think the Eagles are ahead of the Giants. I didn't buy their performance as anything great. Kurt Warner and Mike Martz handed them that game on a silver platter. They were booing 3 minutes into the game with the score at 0-0 on opening night while playing the SUper Bowl Champs. They booed at the half in a 3-0 game. You say that was a horrible half? They held the SUPER BOWL CHAMPS to 3 points in the first half, a half that ended with a Vincent(?) interception and they were booing like rabid dogs. If not for a dropped pass, they would have been up. If they had just taken the field goal, they would have been tied. But it was 3 to freakin 0. They booed McNabb for going to his check down routes when his recievers were covered. What the fuck was that all about. They are booing their team because Sheppard TOOK Mitchells job because the team felt he would do a better job at it. They came to be marks for themsleves and boo whenever the could. So yes, I repeat, FUCK the philly fans for booing a great first half defensive perfomance and a expected first half offensive performance when you are playing the leagues best defense.

I'm convinced that the RIAA owns Kazaa. They just needed away to get all of the criminal masterminds in one place before they destoryed america with their downloading.

I think they usually review stuff pretty well. They do bitch on forever about artifacts on the screen which bugs the fuck out of me (OMG~! The FMV ISN'T DVD QUALITY VIDEO...THIS GAME SUX!!!!) and they are pretty harsh on alot of the games. This one is pretty damn bad though. It didn't even list the negatives like every other review that they do.

Bringing up a opposing opinion is not calling the other wrong or write. You stated that in your experience X has happened, I pointed to and cited experiences where Y has happened. Not once did I say "No, it NOT in your experience that that is the case because I am RIGHT!!"

I think its a fucking joke...

Mocking insults is the best way to get over them.

*points to music folder AGAIN* As someone who actually listens to both rock and rap radio stations, I can safely say I have NEVER heard a hip-hop DJ say ANYTHING about Rock music. I have heard PLENTY of Rock DJs go on these long rants about how Rap isn't real music and anyone can do it. I have heard 5 stations (FUCKING FIVE) just here in Atlanta that have made their own "Rap" song and took it around to malls and shit for people to listen to it and see if they could "fool" them into thinking it was real rap. They would have some name like "Pimp masta Bling" or some shit. Plus, most of the older hip-hop fans were brought up on Rock music also (because they didn't show hip-hop on TV back then) which is why most of us really don't have anything to say about the rock stuff. And I definately agree with guys like Stained and Nickelback having very good lyric but having them written off as something they just threw together to get angsty teenagers(cause god knows when Aaron Lewis writes about being a drug addicted loser that treated his wife like shit, it was so 14 year olds could relate). And yes, there are plenty of good/great lyrics in Rock music, but I stand by my statement that it is more plentiful in hip-hop. The worst hip-hop artist you can think of has at least one deep lyrical song to his credit.