Man Who Sold The World

They got Colt Cobana eh? I'm there. They need Ebessan and this will be a must see show.

Before I get into this explanation, my first name isn't Gaylord and the last name ain't Focker! Well, in the wake of the "you're pussy whipped" comments (you know who you are ) I decided to explain the situation (it's not like she visits this forum): She's obviously asian (filipino to be exact, so my step-mother obviously loves her who is also filipino) and so this week, I'm out spending time with her (tradition as (what?) ) family in Chicago while I take a "sick" leave from my exciting production job (ankles in a cast from a basketball accident). Worst part about that, was that we took a train out here because I couldn't fly. No one should ever have to endure the punishment of taking a train to Chicago. I'll never get those days back. That's all I will say. Anyways, In her family - because we date - I have to meet her entire fricking tree and this is bull schmidt because I'm a little freaked on how they'll accept me, being as I'm not filipino and I _know_ that will be a problem. Her dad recently told her (after meeting me), "Why are you dating that Indian fellow?". Guess light-skinned people can be any damn race. (I told her, her dad was being a total Kramer.) Anyways, so the deal I made with her (because her family is so by-the-book) was to not cuss for the week where I'm staying with her family because it would look bad and I cuss like it's going out of style. I mix words together and attempt new variations, yeah I'm bad. So, the deal is if I win, we go to Vegas for New Years Eve, and stay at her Uncles suite (who will be overseas) and she gets to wear the nurse uniform . I took the bet because I'd actually like to make a good impression on her family and I don't back down from challenges. I got the meanest look from her mother the other day. I was playing Zelda on Wii and fricked up, so I shouted "Sugar!". They want to catch me doing/saying something so bad, it's great. Silly little asians. They speak their damn tagalog about me and I want to shout "Shut the front door!". Lucky they have a hot daughter. I mean, her little brother likes me, I teach him how to play basketball! And while I'm there, me and my girl sleep in different rooms, because they think she's an innocent frickin' nun. Whatever. So I'm whacking on and whacking off. Weeks almost over. I meet the grandparents tomorrow. Oh joy.

I can't even talk about it for a week. I can't explain it, and I have to abide by the rules or actions will be taken! And yes, the almighty _P_ is on the line. She's the nurse

I deem them "The Muffeteers".

Billy what's his name? I'M PISSED NOWii!!

So I take it this was as bad as Heroes Of Wrestling?

The Japanese and their funny censors.

orville redenbacher

Imagine the shit he has to say about WWE now. This WILL be the shoot interview to end all shoot interviews. Heyman's going to tear them a new asshole in ROH or TNA.

If he sends Heyman home for that, kayfabe or not, we should send him to a "home" for temporary loss of sanity.

PMS (Pale Muff Sistas)?

I'd go with Ray Traylor aka The Boss aka The Guardian Angel aka The Big Bossman aka Big Bubba Rogers. But I've seen countless guys wrestle with so many different alias' it's ridiculous. Barry Darsow is another mention (aka Doink The Clown aka The Repo Man aka Blacktop Bully aka Smash from Demolition). Throw in some other wrestlers with multiple gimmicks, I've left plenty out there and maybe some that were out of left field.

No mention of the Harris Boys (Ron & Don). I suppose they haven't changed gimmicks too much as opposed to names: Bruise Brothers Grimm Brothers Grimm Twins (WWF) Harris Boys Creative Control The Blu Brothers Skull & 8-Ball The Disciples of Destruction

And in the same vein, Tommy Rogers' brief and uneventful run in WCW in early '00 (During the brief period when Kevin Sullivan was booking). IIRC, he only appeared on WCW Saturday Night. He showed up and won two or three matches against guys like Shark Boy and The Villanos and then on one of the last episodes of Saturday Night before it became a recap show, he had a surprisingly competitve (and decent) match with Lash LeRoux that went a good 8-9 minutes. I thought Tommy was going to pull off the minor upset but Lash eventually beat him. Then that was the last I saw of him in that stint. Speaking of Lash LeRoux, he had two forgettable stints in NWA: TNA, one in 2002, where he basically appeared in the Gauntlet for The Gold match at the first pay per view and second in 2004, where he jobbed a couple of times on Xplosion. I vaugely recall him being in the Gauntlet for the Gold but don't remember his stint in '04 at all. I can't be the only Lash LeRoux mark on this board. For some reason, I've always liked the guy. Somewhat unrelated, but you mentioned Gauntlet For Gold and it reminded me: Didn't Abyss make a rare appearance unmasked, as Eric Justice?

California's in the house!

"You're a dead man, Ramsey."

Like a "-lite" version. Granted the Kudo Driver is alot more effective, but it's in the same vein.

brilliant

Tommy Rogers in WWF during the start of the Lightweight division. Still marked for the Tomikaze, the tame version of Da Cop Killa/Gringo Kila.

"Close your eyes. Picture a convict. Cap turned backwords, baggy jeans. Are u picturing a black male? It's a white lady. Shame on you." Classic stuff. Strong episode and of course I was paraphrasing, I had a little bit to drink before work

Yeah, like Nash. "Some pol-i-tickin' is a brewin' 'ere, Tony!"

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes? What u say?!?

Say huh?

You are damn right I am. Anyways... Lasagna lips.