Man Who Sold The World

Don't like it, don't read it. Glad I have a fan. Fuck Felonies.

No, this thread is not about having sexual intercourse because I wouldn't want to fuck MTV sexually. This is just throwing a big middle finger to whoever or whatever you want. Add: FUCK MONDAYS!

ZING-uh!

Baby Britches.

Ah yes, the obvious choice, but you see my friend, the 70's left the 80's with so much to build on: Porn, more drug creation, John Candy. The 90's, while more than likely the most exciting of decades didn't leave the following decade with anything. If you recall, we all thought it would end with the 90's and once the clock hit 12am on December 31st, 1999 we'd all be gone. So where has the millennium gone? To shit, because nobody expected us to be around, see? No decades can ever be as good because selfish little 90's took all the steam. Shit, I'm too wasted.

Hawt

Just in time for Bobby Brown to replace Flava Flav as the next VH1 bachelor reality series.

Replace "semi-truck" with "old people" We're here [eye to eye gesture]

I saw this a month ago at my job, I figured it would be straight to video. Billy Bob owns this movie and should be the only reason you watch this. Ben Stiller's cameo should have been kept a secret also, but I guess it would be the only thing to actively promote this movie as a big deal. They should have also left the paint ball scenes off the trailer as well.

Something I never quite figured out growing up was when women got on their rag they always told the man of the house to go pick up some "Bon Bons". I don't really have a clue what the fuck a bon bon taste like, I do know it's ice cream and it comes in circular ball form but I haven't the foggiest why it's women food and why they always seem to want it why they're on their "hater". They seem ok, like I would maybe want to try them if they weren't for women who are on their period. At least growing up that's how I percieved it. I mean, I asked my dad once: "Dad, can I try a bon bon?" and his response "What are you leaking? That time of the month? You on the rag? The fuck out of here hippie.". Is it because it's shaped like a ball and they feel the need to simulate CRUSHING our lively hood instead of spewing out hateful remarks with a pleasant smurk just to get under our skin for their personal pleasure? Or maybe the ice cream cools off their attitudes? Explain.

TEST your comedic GENIUS (w/ echo)!!!! But its got to be funnyness.

You know, MC Hammer did the title song for this movie. And Van Damme (as Guile) danced with him. U haven't enjoyed this movie until u see that.

I was thinking about this one camp movie I saw a long time ago and I can't remember the name. It was about a girl who went camping with her large family and ran away. But anyways, that got me thinking about my favorite camp movies. I liked Camp Nowhere and Heavyweights growing up. Any favorites?

It's all about confidence, not necessarily looks. I see tons of average looking guys with hot chicks everyday. We can all be one of those guys if we put a stop to our self-limiting beliefs and self-imposed restrictions. Anything is possible! We just have to try and NOT be afraid of rejection. Money helps, too, but then explain to me why so many nerdy-looking dudes on my campus are with long-legged, ample-bosomed, hot pink-pussied blondes? "First you get a job, then you get the Khaki's, then you get the chicks."

I'm fucking sick of my name. Can I get it changed plz thanx. We can negotiate names through private message oh powerful moderator dudes.

Well, Evanescence has a new song. Amy Lee either broke up with Shaun Morgan or is extremely pissed at that dude. It's not half bad, but only because I'm into Amy Lee's voice and was a big fan of the first album. Thoughts?

Complete control over my user name and this is what you came up with? Color me disappointed.

I'll end up with DrPhiluponya or something moderately better than the name I have now. With this name I feel like starting a gimmick and I haven't the time nor the motivation to start doing a gimmick (as you can see from my previous posts).

Many moons ago and even a little to this day, I had a crush on Eliza Dushku. Mmm. Other honorable mentions: Stacy Dash Diane Lane

I know I over do the picture posting thing, but I had to. This is platinum gold! Ahhnud is the king of Chomedy.

Let's extend this thread to what your most successful EWR scenario. I'm in 2003 with WWA and it's now 2006 (went quickly because I couldn't get a TV deal). Without going into it too deeply, I have Kevin Nash, Steve Corino, Mick Foley, and Samoa Joe in the top spots with Raven, Benoit, and Jericho on their way. Sting is feuding with Eddie Guerrero, and The Filthy Animals (Billy Kidman/Rey Misterio Jr.) are having bloody battles with Konnan and the Strong Style Thugs (Homicide & Low Ki). I'm inching very close to taking over WWF.

What's the white version of teddy bear? Polar... bear?