Man Who Sold The World

You just now figured out my gimmick?

I work at a Post-Production office in West Hollywood called Technicolor Creative Services.

Aw.. Leena you like my doggy? Do you like tall guys? KOAB just split on me.

I was suddenly reminded of "A Low Down Dirty Shame" just now.

Are you cheating on me now?

This would be a good TV series, "OWN3D!". Anyways, post your favorite Owned pics. A total classic.

And a new favorite....

Before I was off to work my mighty mighty 12 hour shift, I stopped by the liquor store for some gum and a vitamin water. Upon going to the counter to check out these products I was stopped by a lady who called me "Hey". I corrected her that my name was Robert and she asked me if I could give her a ride to L.A. Now I was in Pasadena at the time, so about a good 30 miles away from anything L.A. This was a Sunday, and she was dressed like she was going to a Saturday club. The short skirt, strapless top, and the pumps with the laces that tie up their legs kind of threw me off. Kind of weird, but hey, I've seen worse in the 'Dena. So I tell her I can't do it, I mean, I wished I could, I've been stranded before I got my cars so I know how it feels to be stuck, but I wasn't born yesterday. Homegirl could be settin' a playa up. She saw the watch, she saw my cash stack, and saw how I was dressed, she knew what was up. And she could have two thugs waitin' for me in L.A ready to jack my shit. Forty Dollars later and I'm headed to L.A. I call up everybody I know and tell'em if they don't hear from me in ten minutes to call me or come to the Vernon exit off the 110. I ask her what she was doing in Dena and she says she was doing a House Call. Turns out this girl is a 19 year old stripper fresh out of San Francisco who's doing House Calls until she signs to a strip club. She used to work for teh Crazy Horse! in 'Cisco. Then a lightbulb goes off in my head and I get evil. She asks me what I do, flirts a bit and puts her number in my phone. I get a call from my friend Ryan who wants to chill before I go to work. I tell him to meet me at a gas station where I'll stop and get gas. She gets on the phone with her Sugar Daddy Copperhead. Yes. Copperhead. She says HE doesn't think it's a good idea she rides with two strange guys. (Hm, Rob smells a setup). I agree that it may be unsafe. We stop at the gas station, she excuses herself to use the restroom. (Probably to do more plottin') I call my friend Ryan over who was waiting in the wings. He hops in the car and we zoom off. Half a tank of gas and forty dollars richer. I go to a bar for a few drinks before I head off to work which leads me to: My question: Should I have drunk before I went to work?

Ah, that's up aways, next to the Barnes & Noble eh? Good stuff, always crowded on weekends. That reminds me, I have to start hitting up the night clubs/bars they have over there.

People talk like this? Translation: This chick could be settin' me up. She could tell I was rich by my jewelry and clothes. So, she could have two dudes waitin' in L.A. to rob me. My nigga Frogg lookin' out for a playa! Translation: My friend Frogg is explaining what I was talking about.

That's "Nigga" talk.

"I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It"

I was having too much fun wasn't I?

In the Paseo plaza? If so, I frequent that place. I used to work at Pacific Theatres Paseo.

No way dude. Shit freaks me out. I know And imagine driving with that playing and the bass allowing you to "feel" the tremors. I was almost in tears when my buddy popped that in one night on our way to a club. I also like Andre 3000's Love Below CD with "Prototype" as an honorable mention.

Everytime I see 'I'll give you the business", I remember that Aqua Teen episode with Meatwad telling Shake that he's in business to give him the business... "up ya BUTT". Meatwad's voice when he says "up ya BUTT" cracks me up big time When I'm high

I've actually related to several of their songs. Of course the song that made me a fan was "Black" because of it's raw energy and meaning. In the live version he says "With my eyes close, all I see is Black". It means so much, if you listen to it. I also think "Denial", "Live Again", "Waffle", "Face To Face", "Pieces", and "Broken Down" (which sadly didn't make it to the Best Of CD) are all must listens. Those songs play in heavy rotation on my Ipod.