Man Who Sold The World

Is the retarded asian kids name "Sum Ting Wong"?

I thought you were referring to Carnival

You make me wanna...

You and I. Friends.

I'm "allowed" to say nigga. Because i am one

Yeah, you need some poon. But other than that man, parents get like that because they don't want you to fuck off your life. I mean, they seen the decline rate in success stories lately. Seems like a little communication with them will slow down the questions. Just let them know what you plan to do with your life (if you have a plan or not, make something up) and it should be cool after that. Then regularly check up on them with your progress, like: "Oh yeah, btw, I taking this class now because it betters my chances of ___________". Shit like that. Oh yeah and get some poon.

Please consult your own sig. Yay! That was great. Thanks man.

Nah, I have a fascination with Oprah and her silly faces. Oh! it makes me giggle.

Eh, I started looking for a thugged out dood with tatoos smiling, but I figured it'd have the same effect. U get the point... I ROLL DEEP son and I best not be fucked wit or my homies gonna pop a cap, negro. [mad dawgin']

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood... would u be mine?

Well, this may be way late but it could still happen: Triple H vs Hulk Hogan Wrestling wise? worst match of the year. Promo wise? Could be great stuff. I mean, we could go back to the start of The Game with the sledgehammer and uber-heel and you've got a main event with drawing power! Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe. Just as a smark.

Oh silly, that was totally unexpected! No enema, but lubed. Nothing beats pussy ya'll, that's all I'm sayin'. RAW DAWG!

"And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to poison my brothers." "AND YOU KNOW WILL I AM THE LORD... when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

??? [Edited to hit the joke home]

Prolly was a girl I know. But I whole heartedly agree that BUTT secks (with a female anyway) isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, u put it in the bum, she winces, it's tight, but it's like "I'm fucking you in the ass". It's weird, like it's not supposed to be that way. And this coming from probably the biggest sex pot this side of Amsterdam.

Austin vs Hogan, right around the time after NWO squandered in WWE. Still would've have been them in their prime, but imagine the promo's for that one! Brock Lesnar vs Triple H. This match could've been HUGE.

first double post eva

First time I saw that.... funniest shit I've seen all week.

Yup. Havin' an irish coffee at work. I'm spun.