Man Who Sold The World

Insert jokes abound!

About a week ago I decided it was time for a new car. Never had my credit checked or anything, so I went to Enterprise Car Sales (same as the Rental place only they sell cars, yeah) and had my eye on a Lancer. But I ended up with an '05 Grand Am with 26,000 miles on it, and the full warranty for no money down and 378.02 a month for 60 months. Not bad eh? Especially since I didn't have much in the way of credit and I even mentioned that: "No money down, 0 apr, are you sure?" and they insisted, gave me the keys and I was on my merry way. Anyways, about midway through this week I get a call from enterprise and they say they ran my credit through a finance company and they're saying in order to keep the car I need $3300 down. What? Excuse me? I have this contract in my hand stating how much I had to put down and $3300 it wasn't! For that amount of money I can put down and get a fucking Mercedes Benz n shit! I was pissed off, still am and a little stressed. Well, I still haven't went down to the dealership, but what do you think I should do? I can't go back to my old funky car (a 1995 Ford Escort for gawd sakes), and my credit isn't good enough to get a good car with no money down. I need help, cause I need a new car, it's hot out here for a pimp and the Escort's air con. don't work

All great points I will take into consideration. And also, if you guys had a choice between an '04 Stratus and an '04 Sebring LX, your choice would be?

Well, the 4th is coming up and I've got the Monday and Tuesday off, so that leaves Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday to get totally fucked up, wasted, and party. Only problem is I have no idea what I want to do. My buddies got a boat house in Lake Havasu, so we could get a party going there. My cousin moved to Nevada Hills and is having a party in Vegas, but it's a FAR drive and I might be too late for plane tickets. Or I can stay local and hit the clubs and bars, but I want to do something dope ya know? Hit me up with suggestions, and lemme know what you guys are doing on the 4th.

Yeah, potatoes. Hoot, or holler?

I saw it at my job. What you'd expect with a few cameos thrown in and Tracy Morgan's P-Unit (which should get a chuckle or a tired "blah".). I wouldn't go see it at the movies unless it's packed, otherwise it's a good rent.

This is Ceelo (of Goodie Mob) teaming up with producer Dangermouse (MF Doom, Jay-Z's Grey Album). They got a MTV hit with "Crazy", but it's so fresh from what I'm used to hearing I checked out more tracks and I dig it. This is some good stuff and although me and Dangermouse had our disagreements, particularly about Jay-Z's Grey Album, I find he has aged remarkably well and produces a wonderful record. "Crazy", "I Try", and "Smiles" are standout tracks. Anybody else check these guys out?

So I got these little pimples (three) in my pubes. Won't go away, fuckers just mope around n shit. It's not on my shaft or my head so I figure it's not anything TOO serious, but considering they just popped up, I'm kinda worried. Worth going to a clinic? Discuss.

dare I say... wrong folder?

Potatoes is a better alternative. Ever had those cheesy fiesta potatoes from Taco Bell? Yum.

anybody else think hasbeen = professional wrestler? I'll be taking side bets

most undeserving champion? I DON'T KNOOOOOOW!

No Natural Ice fans? I'm a fan. Shiner is dope too, and props to whoever said Dos Equis.

Well, put it this way, my buds *HATE* wrestling, but watched a Low-Ki/AJ Styles/Jerry Lynn match and were cheering and "ooh"ing as it progressed. So, yeah, any one of those matches from their series gets a vote from me.

Brothers?

Got really really wasted one night and stumbled upon a video of the ultimate "Owned" pictures and it played in flash format with some deep voice in the background chiming "Owned" over and over. I can't find it anywhere, and I got a pretty good laugh out of it. Maybe it was Chave is Owned? Yah, help.

Wanna be my new friend?

Oh shit, why was I just thinking about that?

Will Smith

Horny drunk girl calls my cell, asks to be joined in her bedroom for "company". Cannot join due to working night shift. NIGHT SHIFTS, YAY!

you guys kill me inside

Protege? I dunno, I'm just following suite. I see where this folder is going.

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