Man Who Sold The World

Eh, Batman Dead End was infinitely better.

It's fake. But so awesome.

"Yo shits weak son!"

YO MOMMA!

When I typed in my: Full Name: General Austin Name: Mad Basher TSM Name: Biyatch

Superman Returns gained overness from this segment

HEY ZEUS!

I'm at work and tired and my friend hands me this bottle: I had two, does that mean I get 10 hours of energy? Time?! THERE'S NO TIME! THERE'S NEVER ANY TIME!

You don't fuck with the Jesus.

Offspring "Nitro" (I think thats under) Blur "Song 2"?

Might get heat for this, but honestly give Kanye West a few years and he might define this generation. I mean, he's not by any means a rapper (or a good one at that), his beats are just copies off other peoples hits, but hear me out: I mean, you think without his production on Beanie Sigels and Common's albums they'd be hits? Those guys have been out for YEARS and didn't see good album charts until West did production on them. What about Lupe Fiasco and Rhymefest? I don't think we'd be seeing them on our TV screens with top singles if Kanye wasn't around. He's producing a new generation and it's revolving right before us. I mean, you may hate the guy, but he's helped some good people get off their feet.

Well, I'm officially going on a Carribean cruise on October 22nd for one week through all the hot spots of the world. I'm pretty hyped, this being my first cruise and my first time outside of California (sans Mexico and Nevada). However, it has come to my attention since accepting the offer to join the cruise that headlines have read of all these DEATHS & MISSING PERSON incidents aboard cruise ships. I'm still modest. But aside from my acute fear of water (and possibly being sea sick), I should be okay. I'm not a heavy drinker and I don't care too much for drugs. My question: Have any of you guys been on a cruise and do you have any tips for a playa? P.S. I _Know_ I will get laid. That's out of the question. Moving along...

Everything aside from the huge afro is me in the upper left picture I'm light-skinned and shit, I could use the tan, everybodies thinkin' I'm Indian

I forged my high school transcripts when I switched to different schools in 11th grade. I gave myself decent grades from 9th to 10th grade and pretty much breezed through 12th grade because of it. I have no regrets and I never got caught.

Well, Cable had a gun... Gambit had cards. So I rank Cable as above Gambit. But the rest are agreed. Jubilee > Gambit for him being on her ass in the cartoon though.

Okay so I'm at work right now going on hour 2 of a 9 hour overtime shift thanks to the lovely people at DreamWorks and we're (my co-workers) all talking about jokes we've heard recently and one of my co-workers spouts off this crowd pleaser: So it goes like this: Two robots are gettin' it on, the guy robot shouts "OWWWW!", the female robot asks what's the matter and he says matter-of-factly, "I busted a nut." Uh huh. But it managed to crack me up a bit, and the only reason I can think of is because I'm tired. Oh and I had the single worst energy drink of all (The SoBe Superman). So, anybody hear a bad joke that was so bad it was funny? (I have others, and a really _BAD_ racist joke too).

June 16th is the big day for me, and I'm headed to Dave & Busters at the Santa Anita Mall (next to the world famous race track), so if anybody is from California (Southern area) they can stop on by. I'll be playing pool and getting tanked. I'm also celebrating me FINALLY taking guitar classes, which I've been meaning to do since I was 10, but... [slaps head] I keep forgetting. Well, I suppose aside from this squib, I was wondering if you guys thought that was a good idea? I'm flying to Vegas the very next morning to visit my mother who just bought a house out there and I'm spreading the bar hopping thing throughout the summer until my eventual cruise in October (and California has TONS of nice bars.) so I had very little to do aside from this, but I'm welcome to other ideas. I'm also burnt out on house and hotel parties. I go through too much stress to actually enjoy them.

Hmm... Real World?

............... I got one "And I will DESTROY YOU... WITH MY PALM STRIKE!"