Man Who Sold The World

I second that. Working for the movie industry rawks.

Aside from the obvious [insert infamous kids movie here] there were a few movies that I enjoyed with repeat viewings that still hold some sort of nostalgia feel to it to this day. Here's a list of mine: 1. Sidekick (the Chuck Norris film) 2. Dutch 3. Surf Ninjas 4. Cop and a Half 5. Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon What are yours?

"Give me the code key!"

Mannequinn, bitches. Kim Cattral was hawt

"HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYS!!!" "Rocky road?" Anybody remember "Pulse"? Came out in '88 with one of those Lawrence kids. Kinda creepy, I remember not being able to finish it as a kid. There was a shower scene that still creeps me out

Neverending Story II > Neverending Story only cause Bastian goes all dark on Atreyu and kills that mo'fo Ghostbusters II It's funny I'm starting to remember all these movies from when I was a kid, guess it's time to go DVD shopping.

Encino Man does deserve a mention... And so does Lady Bugs

Q: What song is currently/or has been stuck in your head for an elongated period of time? Mine would be Crossfade's "So Far Away", aw.. pop/rock.

Ha. You gotta keep that pimp hand strong.

Top 5 (Recently): 1. Brick 2. Big Lebowski 3. Dark City 4. Class Act (Screw you guys, this movie rawks ) 5. Heat

Heh, Sopranos' Pussy name edited = Vagina

Laker's rule your mother. Only because I won two hundred bucks on this game.

And finally... Help win Cate Blanchett:

I got the runs. Comes out looking like chai tea.

o.0;;; Why is this film so popular?! "Humperdink, Humperdink, Humper-dink!!"

1. Fav. action/fight 1. Will Farrell/Christina Applegate - Ron Burgundy 2. Jean-Claude Van Damme/Dolph Lundgren - Universal Soldiers (nostaglia purposes only) 3. Roddy Piper/That black dood - They Live ("Put the damn glasses on") 2. Fav Quote/One Liner "You got two choices... the window, or the stairs." - I'm Gonna Git You Sucka "Pop quiz hotshot." - Speed "Hi, Ted, im Margeret, you sound down, has this not been the happiest of new years?" "No, Margeret this has not been my happiest new year,This ones starting off pretty fucking bad." "well how come?" "Well, Betty leaves me here all by my self and the first thing, right of the bat, im FUCKED by a coven of witches." "You were fucked by an oven full of witches?" "A COVEN OF WITCHES, not an oven, well one witch." "Was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?" "no, no she was very beautiful" "well ted, whats the problem?" "well admittingly that was the best part of the evening. bloody good actually. But its still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night." "sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me." - FOUR ROOMS "Your dead... soldier." "No, I'm alive." -Universal Soldier "In Paris, you can buy beer in McDonalds. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?" "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?" "No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pound is... they call it a Royale with Cheese." "Royale with Cheese!... what do they call a Big Mac?" "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac'." "'Le Big Mac'...huh...what do they call a Whopper?" "I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King." Sam & John - Pulp Fiction(so obvious) "I'll see ya tomorrow. I am gonna go shave, shower, then give my wife a little pickle tickle." You mean I am gonna be this color forever?? Steve Martin- The Jerk "its still unclear, You stole a car, Shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?" - The Pulp fiction clone "Go" "Who glued these quarters to the floor?" "i did" "what the hell for?" "I dont think i should have to explain my art to you warren" - Empire Records "Eight year olds dood." - Big Lebowski "What were the contents of the breifcase?" "Business papers... my... papers... business papers." "Oh, what is your profession?" "I'm unemployeed." - Big Lebowski (edited for effect) 4. Fav Movie 1. Big Lebowski 2. Dead Presidents 3. Brick 4. Heat 5. Office Space 5. Lasting Impression 1. The _entire_ Requiem For A Dream movie.

"Where are your hands?" "Between two soft pillows." "Those aren't pillows!" - Planes, Trains, Automobiles "_Nice Fuckin' Model_!" - Beetlejuice "Why are you shooting us? We're just friends of Bernie's." "I hate... Bernie's friends!" The awesomeness that is Weekend At Bernies. "Last night, when she was sandwhiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman, I thought; This is a girl I could marry." "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP." Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime. Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars. Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye! [slams the door shut]

Help win this quartet:

No... but a stripper got a Purple Mushroom and Pearl Necklace respectively. That'll teach'em to watch what they say when they say they'll do "Everything"

This past weekend I went down to TJ and after all the build-up from my boys I don't think it quite adds up, unless your desperate for a peice of ass, and for 80 bucks you can get a pretty decent one... but they ain't hawt by any means. Anyways, we get plastered at some club with green exterior and head to a parking lot downtown. We're on the third floor (and taking a big risk driving in TJ, cops are gang members) and one of my buds has to pee, so he goes to the end of the parking lot structure and does his business. So after he gets in the car, Jose (another of my buds i went with) starts sifting through his cd collection and through the rearview he spots a federale(sp?) who's charging towards the car with a nightstick in hand. He hits the car with it and tells everybody to get out. I'm pissy drunk and all paranoid, because there is no getting out of the booty house in TJ! He's spouting off in spanish and is flashing his left arm which is wet. My friend totally PEE'd on him! I was trying so hard not to laugh and my friend Jose talked the cop out of sending us to jail (80 bucks). Anyways we got out so... Good times. Any odd stories from our Mexican whore house/Downtown LA #2 (Tijuana)?

Macho Man vs Kool-Aid Man. OOOOH YEAH!

Not the best movie of the year or scariest by any means (although Clive Barker fans would be proud at certain scenes), but it's a good time. I recommend having a beer or two _BEFORE_ you watch it. There's this theater out here in Cali where you can drink beers during the movie.

I did a little ghetto coca-cola blak with folgers and a bottle of coke. WIRED! I just did 28 jumping jacks and run two blocks screaming huzzah. I'm at work

311 - Don't Tread On Me Goldfinger - Superman Fear Factory - Cars Will Smith - Summertime Korn - Got The Life Possibly a few Reel Big Fish and Less Than Jake songs if that's your thing. Hm, I recently made a summer CD and off the top I can't remember what I had on it