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    Impact Spoilers

    I can defend TNA for their TV show booking format. They only have one hour of TV a week to hype a monthly PPV, so you can't blame them for trying to stack the deck and get their performers a paycheck (most, if not 95% are pay per appearance). I can't however, defend the fact that they tossed their only other foreseeable "Dream" money match in Kurt Angle/AJ Styles on said TV show. Unless it's given relevant time (doubt it), then this cannot possibly make sense. After Joe's feud is over, I can't see anybody else, sans Sting that would make an iMPACTful feud with Kurt Angle watchable. This can't be good.
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    Box Office Report...

    "BLACK PEOPLE!"
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    Guests.

    Or sarsaparilla.
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    2006 top 10

    1. The Departed 2. Children Of Men 3. Idlewild 4. Stranger Than Fiction 5. Running Scared 6. Brick 7. The Descent 8. Casino Royale 9. Thank You For Smoking 10. The Pursuit Of Happyness Haven't seen The Fountain, Hard Candy, Scanner Darkly or Borat yet.
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    let's reminisce about Bolo Yeung

    Let us not forget Double Impact. Although we all have tried to.
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    Britney Spears is looking familiar nowadays...

    "That's a huge bitch!" Let's do the math here: + = Party Britney! Party on Britney, you have become one ugly bitch!
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    the saddest song

    "Hard to say goodbye" by Boyz II Men "Hear you me" by Jimmy Eat World Those are pretty sad to me.
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    So what movies will you be going to see in 2007?

    Zodiac and Spider Man 3 are the only ones that really have me hyped so far. I've already seen Blades of Glory and Shoot'em Up (The Clive Owen action flick with Monica Bellucci) and both were very average. I was especially disappointed in Blades, because it has an awesome cast and for whatever reason they weren't given the time to shine or just had bad material to work with. Very disappointed in that. Shoot'em Up is a total comic book action in the same category as Running Scared. But it proves Clive Owen should've been Bond.
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    People you want to punch in the face

    Any rock band that tries to pull of a variation on the marching band uniform look should have to owe the remaining Beatles money. Well, it'd just go to Michael Jackson anyway. That's who I'd punch.
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    Abuse of the warning system.

    You know Mike Tyson got busted for Cocaine possession? It's a felony conviction, so he was loaded. There's a "moral of the story" thing in there somewhere.
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    Fuck Power Tripping Movie Theatre Employees

    And their pocket sized flash lights.
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    Dreamgirls

    To add: And Danny Glover was just... Danny Glover. I saw the movie about a month ago. I thought it was a musical, and a fairly good one at that. It wasn't anything special, probably should've pushed for an R rating, because it could've been darker (but lord knows, Beyonce couldn't play a drug addict). But I thought it was fairly solid. I wasn't impressed however, with Beyonce, because you see, she was just playing herself really, and that's not acting folks. Eddie Murphy shocked the shit out of me though, good lord. He better pull an Oscar win for his work because it was fantastic. Definately not the Eddie Murphy we know.
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    Who's funeral would you rather attend?

    The Soul Father of God.
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    Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

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    Fantastic Four 2

    I'd mark for any crossover from the list above.
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    Fuck Power Tripping Movie Theatre Employees

    Reminds me of the time when I used to work at a movie theatre. I used to see how many customers I could piss off during a shift. I'd pretend my microphone was busted and I couldn't hear them. I'd kid that the showtimes they wanted were "sold out". Oh, I'd say we were out of large soda cups. Man, good times. I also remember how stupid some customers used to be. There'd be the longest line with the showtimes directly above them while they wait, and all we wanted was to clear the lines so we can get people in the theatre on time and take a breather. They'd wait until they were next in line and go "Um, hm, what do we want to see, dear?" or "What's playing right now?". Hicks.
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    The Hitcher

    I will be watching specifically for Sophia Bush. She is all kinds of hot.
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    Best beatdowns

    I've always been searching for this segment. I remember when Austin whipped him with a belt and said "You will respect Stone Cold" or something like that. I always enjoyed that. If anybody has a video, it'd make my christmas.
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    Predict the next funnyman to go "serious"...

    People once thought Ludacris wouldn't but he manage to counter that assumption. Busta has already done dramatic roles with modest success. Ja Rule makes for a decent action movie actor. 50 Cent couldn't act worth a crap in his own docu-drama, whilst Eminem was servicable. How's 50 in that new movie with Jessica Biel? Hilarious. (But not on purpose) Anybody who picked Adam Sandler should check out the trailer for his new movie "Reign Over Me". With Don Cheadle. Hilarious, it's not.
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    Happy Easter

    Gesundheit.
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    Public Account revealed in General Chat

    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is jimmy pop and Im a dumb white guy Im not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I dont know mofo if yall peeps be buggin give props to my ho cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause Im the other white meat known as kid funky fried Yeah Im hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun dont shine Cause Im kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie Im the root of all thats evil yeah but you can call me cookie The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice Im not black like barry white no I am white like frank black is So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven This honkeys gone to heaven But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well Ill spend my days with j.f.k., marvin gaye, martha raye, and lawrence welk And kurt cobain, kojak, mark twain and jimi hendrixs poltergeist And webster yeah emmanuel lewis cause hes the anti-christ The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We dont need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Everybody here we go Ohh ohh Cmon party people Ohh ohh Throw your hands in the air Ohh ohh Cmon party people Ohh ohh Wave em like you dont care Ohh ohh Cmon party people Ohh ohh Everbody say ho Ohh ohh Cmon party people Ohh ohh Everybody here we go Oh, wrong thread heh.
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    Who should win the Royal Rumble 07?

    Eh, why not let the ol' Heartbreak Kid do it again in his hometown? One last Rumble win. Probably won't happen, but for nostalgia sake (and WWE seems to be high on that lately), it'd be pretty big. HBK/Cena or HBK/Batista won't likely be big Mania matches, unless HBK turns heel on Cena, but it'd be nice to have. My dream pick would be CM Punk. But he doesn't pick the ECW champion. It'd be great if he did a total heel turn after his shocking win (where he'd get the biggest pop) and turn into his Straight Edge heel character. He could have a good little program with Cena. The problem with Cena's contenders for his title are that - aside from Umaga- they are generally carbon copies of one another (Nitro and Edge). They need a different kind of challenger that pops out of nowhere and goes for the gold. It'd be fresh and exciting and get people talking (Like "who's that guy with the pepsi tatoo?").
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    Best movies that didn't actually exist

    This so gets my vote: VS
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    Predict the next funnyman to go "serious"...

    Touche. However I did say "rapper" as in whatever the hell they call it these days, because it sure ain't rapping.
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