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  1. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    what little muscles I do have are defined. But thats mostly due to having no fat on my body either. so to answer your question....no.
  2. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    I'm not tall enough to appear out of proportion. I don't know ask Lushus...he said I was fine.
  3. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    I'd easily whoop that trick.
  4. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    I'm not sure, I don't have a scale. Carnival's too poor to weigh himself! Sideburnious posted a picture of me once, pure bones.
  5. Carnival

    32. Random TSM things that annoy me.

    You've got my AIM, I usually only Yahoo for Lushus purposes. You've deleted me too many times on Yahoo. You've burned the Yahoo bridge.
  6. Carnival

    Me vs Kitty : Bridge Match

    Yeah I did, and actually there was a 75 year old man murdered near Pawnee City the week before the Murdock murders, I hoping for a serial killer. When I was out at my moms farm last night, I heard voices coming from the trees while I was outside smoking. Turns out it was coming from the house down the road. But I was getting ready for some shit to go down.
  7. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    stop acting poor and fucking eat I eat chips sometimes, but i usually smoke my meals. Mickie James > Leena > Brooke Hogan
  8. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    I'm 6'1" probably like 145...maybe less, now that I don't eat much anymore.
  9. Carnival

    32. Random TSM things that annoy me.

    both of you are cheating on me! YOU bitches.
  10. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    You weigh over 150?
  11. Carnival

    OAO 4/20 Impact Thread

    I can't think of a better combination than getting really high and watching some Jeff Jarrett action.
  12. Carnival

    Me vs Kitty : Bridge Match

    I just didn't want the poor guy to get all wet, and he was pretty scared. I felt bad. He probably was a stray, there are many wild cats that run around the farms of Nebraska.
  13. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    Niskie doesn't think mickie is hot? and I used to respect the man's taste in women....
  14. Carnival

    Problem.

    I agree, it was ALMOST the best song they've done. "All Your Friends are Make Believe" is an amazing epic.
  15. Carnival

    Problem.

    [Verse 1: Vanilla Ice] Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don't give it up I'm all up in you 'til you just can't get enough Real hard to the bone you want more? I sneak up on you like a sniper at your back door Phat flavor for your brain you know the time So check the wrath it's for real 'cause I'm gonna get mine Roll up on you like Eastwood Blowin' up fifteens as I'm ridin' through your neighborhood I spreads butter like Parkay Real smooth with the flow and even when I parlay Do what you feel and check the skill I'm in your grill peep this I got the raw deal In your Jeep Cherokee or Land Cruiser When you're rollin' through the hood you want use a Track like this all up in your eardrum So check the E.Q. and let them speakers hum And gets crazy like Prozac Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack Round one round two knock out Straight to your head like my round never lights out [Verse 2: Jimmy Pop] Jimmy Jimmy y'all Jimmy damn Jimmy yea Gimme the mic Rob so I can take it away Got more lines than the welfare office Are you upset you'll never get to be as clever as this? Spreadin' quicker than your mom have a feel but don't cop it Yeah I stole your beat but that's 'cause you dropped it Crude as oil unrefined but slick I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict 'Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to You're sweatin' like a watermelon at a Baptist barbecue Sneakin' up like celery yeah I'm stalkin' I speak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin' Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it Screamin' like a Mimi when you see me comin' near ya Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna hear ya Like a game of Hide and Seek it's all over if I see ya 'Cause you're yellower than tinkle and you'll be runnin' like diarrhea Jimmy Pop was really tight on this one.
  16. Carnival

    I'm being stalked.

    Sideburnious is one cool looking dude, check his myspace. Since he's in Ireland, I'm not worried about Lushus leaving me for him.
  17. Carnival

    Problem.

    decent line, "sneaking up like celery, yeah I'm stalking" was better. or you were replacing the word gay with my name....well...the truth hurts.
  18. Carnival

    I'm being stalked.

    *plays hard to get*
  19. Carnival

    Sooo who is Leena really?

    Niskie's Leena love is getting out of hand again. And, doing tech support, I've learned about 65% of people don't know what a USB cable is.
  20. Carnival

    BX's Meaningless Rant

    Everybody Uno, Everybody Play, Uno Attack Cards are flying something something way...
  21. Carnival

    HEY Bob Barron

    It was a good movie. Don't front, felonies!
  22. Carnival

    I'm being stalked.

    Now I gotta check in every night? Lushus I think we need to slow things down...
  23. Carnival

    The Player Haters Ball.

    Jimmy Walker & Gary Coleman.
  24. Carnival

    I'm being stalked.

    I work until 9 now....and you are usually about to go to bed by then.
  25. Carnival

    New TOOL single - Vicarious

    Now I see where your coming from. agreed.
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