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  1. Carnival

    Kotzenjunge's Roommate Application Thread.

    No, just out of hatred.
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    Kotzenjunge's Roommate Application Thread.

    I'd be a bad roomate. I'd murder him.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    "I'm sorry sir, but we don't support sending your brother in tokoyo porn as an attachment in Outlook Express." that was a good call.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    But he claims to have a real life right now and is too "busy" for TSM. personally I think he just sold the fuck out.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    I feel special that a thread dedicated to me was graced by the appearence of the now elusive mole.
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    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    Which defeats the purpose of the ignoring the poster in the first place.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    If she's a female, then she's no doubt refering to me. I'm hotter than you zack.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    My avatar is a dirty penguin. "Dirty South" Why is that so hard to understand? It's comedy gold.
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    Carnival fans, raise your hands.

    Lushus asked his wifey if he could sleep over last night. Wifey said no.
  10. Carnival

    Problem.

    admin bot, please open your mercy file....here is the location. C:/Program Files/Human Emulator 2.0/Situations/Decision Making/Emotions/mercy.fag
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    Make me a mod

    Hey admin, make me co-admin. remember when Czech said "fuck admin with a steel toed boot!" I would never say that!
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    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    leena turned heel on the pit and blocked everyone from there. except niskie for some reason..... I'm sure Lushus will be very upset at this recent turn of events.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    I will have overthrown satan and be running shit by the time you get there. I have a nice place picked out for you, in the oven with the rest of the jews.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    So the other day I wake up and i'm taking a piss, I look down and my belly button is crusted with this brown stuff. I'm like "WTF?!?!" I grab a lil tissue and wipe it out, and as i do, this smell arises....smells like a thousand asses. Now I'm really trippin. I get to examining it, and it appears this off-white stuff is oozing from my navel. So Immediately I think I caught some foul disease from some bitch. As i'm doing a little research online and talking with various people about the problem, all the symptoms point to an infection. That's weird..some bacterial infection in my belly button. As I do more research and get more opinions i see that due to my extreme inny, which i can actual stick a Q-Tip in about 3/4 of the way, this may be a different type of infection. A Yeast Infection and I guess it's most common type of infection in the case of someone having a deep navel such as myself. And as it turns out, my old friend the bathtub might be to blame. Since I'm a bath man, I let that dirty ghetto apartment water get into my belly button and infect it. So now I have to buy some yeast infection creme, something I'm not looking forward to doing. Anyone have or know someone who's had a yeast infection in an area that wasn't a vagina???
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    Belly Button Ooze

    thanks stylesmark. But the route we going right now is possibly bacterial infection. I'd medicated for a yeast infection and it didn't clear up, only got worse. The whole time actually I've been medicating for a bacterial infection aswell. These new antibiotics are possibly a little different class, then what I've been taking though I doubt it. Chalk this one up to Medical mystery, or perhaps doctors are fucking worthless. I'm thinking it's a little of both.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    Well now my belly button is swollen and red. I just went to the doc and got some antibiotics. So we'll see if that helps. I've been illegally getting some Levaquin, from a source, and that didn't clear it up, but maybe this cephalexin is a bit different. Here is a pic of what it currently looks like. Yummy!
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    Zack Malibu is really gayin' up the joint.

    I have a feeling she won't be appreciative of my work.
  18. Carnival

    Zack Malibu is really gayin' up the joint.

    It had to be done.
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    The Royal Blue

    *kicks Arnold in the balls*
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    Make me a mod

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  21. Carnival

    Sanctuary.

    I wish.
  22. good question, where the fuck is he?
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    Zack Malibu is really gayin' up the joint.

    I will save up a couple days and make that happen.
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    TSM Porn

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    Bros

    *****
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