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  1. Carnival

    Guys, didn't you learn?

    WP = GOLD
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    Guys, didn't you learn?

    male...with a yeast infection If you can't hit that out of the park, just go sit the fuck down.
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    Guys, didn't you learn?

    Now THATS what I'm talking about. It's too bad you aren't any good at it. Take lessons from Slayer.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    ....... (sorry KOAB, but he really deserved it.)
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    Guys, didn't you learn?

    No man, apparently it really did. I laugh WITH you WP, not at you, you're still my boy.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    A man tells another man he sucks in bed. +50
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    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    haven't heard that in like 5 years. thank you.
  8. Carnival

    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    you get off on this, don't you?
  9. Carnival

    Guys, didn't you learn?

    WP with the play-by-play of thread views, nice.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    muscles aren't my style, and no more details, i'm just opening the door for harrassment.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    Even when i was on top, she was trying to do all the work. and it was like an upward thrusting. then with her on top, that was a disaster and a half. There was no up and down, it was a slide/rub back and forth, which sometimes is ok if it's smooth, no this was jerking and random. no rhythm at all. after a few minutes of that, i was no longer hard. I just sat up, lifted her off me, shoved her face in my pillow, and went to town....i was just pissed off at this point, and i wanted to hurt her. i did.
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    Things that annoy us about The Czech Republic

    Chave you aren't even on my level, I'm gonna let my little homies ride on you. Black Lushus...get him!
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    Belly Button Ooze

    she was the master of spastic movements, i was like "No, just stop, let me do it." I'd rather her be a dead fuck, she just didn't jive with my plan.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    All opinions of her aside, the sex sucked, btw. I think I would have noticed the white goo on my dick as I pulled out and skeeted on her chest.
  15. Carnival

    So Is Nash done?

    I had a dream last night that Kevin Nash died. His heart failed when he was undergoing knee surgery. thats all i have to say about Nash.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    You can't get hair that silky smooth without daily garnier fructis treatments. You just can't!
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    Belly Button Ooze

    Keyword Don't lie, you said you'd fuck her too.
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    Belly Button Ooze

    no shower better learning to read best
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    Belly Button Ooze

    Monistat to the rescue, man i hope this works. Leena, nobody gave it to me, you're just jealous of her, stop hatin', and stop adding the "izcoming" to my name, i already came. I don't know what ballston is.....but mother nature is a bitch.
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    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    I have zero people on ignore.
  21. Carnival

    the official who is on your ignore list thread

    you DO NOT ignore HEEL TURN!
  22. Carnival

    Crucifixio Jones?

    I hope we fight some day lushus.
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    Crucifixio Jones?

    There is photographic evidence of me eating a sandwich in the Graphics & Testing Grounds. So I did eat....... several weeks ago.
  24. Carnival

    My impression of General Chat.

    F5 plz
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