Carnival

Terri Runnels = "Leather Bags" due to her old orange skin Taz = "Hogan + Runnel's baby" jindrak + cade = "dropkick murphy's" due to the fact all they did were drop kicks mark henry = "grizzly bear" i wish he would wear a full body bear suit steve austin = "the quitter" brock lesnar = "broke lesnar" originally after WM19, but now applies since he has no money Jim Ross = "permanent slap-face" bells palsy 3:16...still one of the best signs i've seen at a RAW matches hell in a cell = "boring in a box" bad blood HIAC HBKvsHHH = "SELL in a cell" I still think i like "egg fuck" the best Or "Blandy Orton" that was pretty good too

thanks for the spoilers i bet the 3-way is on the PPV, so that PPV sounds weak as HELL, except for the ultimate x match, if that is even officially gonna happen? i don't know

Monty would be "signed" AMW would be "signed" Michael Shane would be "signed" Elix Skipper MIGHT be "signed" Ron Killings MIGHT be "signed" Sonny Siaki MIGHT be "signed" Jeff Hardy MIGHT be "signed", if he gets off the drugs. AJ would be given an offer to be a lifetime cruiser, but refuse. Abyss would get NO love from WWE, and go to IWA-PR. Daniels gets no love, does indy/JAP. Petey gets no love, does indy. Sabin gets no love, does indy. The KOW, DDP, and others would wrestle for WWA and in japan And by "Signed" i mean given a developmental deal. Just to kill any heat they may have had coming in.

Batista has the look but that is it. I NEVER want him to become world champ.

what wwe will do.. World Title Randy vs Trips© WWE Title Kurt© vs Taker IC Title Maven vs Benjamin© US Title Cena© vs Carlito HBK vs Edge What they should do World Title Triple H© vs Ric Flair Bischoff doesn't let flair wrestle on TV anymore, Flair is upset about it. Evolution w/new member maven, team up to try to win the rumble to keep the belt on trips, flair eliminates batista to win it. Trips tells him he is old and can't do it anymore and that he should just lay down, flair goes over, then retires belt is vacant. again. Trips shakes his hand and celebrates with him. WWE Title Kurt Angle© vs HBK Triple H gets HBK traded to smackdown so he never has to wrestle him again, and gets someone from smackdown to go after orton. HBK heard kurt comment at SS and gets pissed. Either one could win doesn't matter. RAW Match Randy Orton vs Brock Lesnar Brock is the man who Trips hired from smackdown to get randy. Also Brock hates orton cuz he is now the youngest ever champ and brock is pissed that randy has replaced him as the young uber pushed bastard. Randy wins with batista help. mass confusion for the moment, randy then wins the vacant world title in a tournament final at backlash by beating Trips with batista's help again. after the match, randy, maven, and batista destroy trips, with move after move, then a piledriver on a steel chair, evolution music starts, randy is the new heel leader, trips has a "ruptured disc" comes back late 2005 as babyface to set up randy vs trips at the next mania. brock goes back to football. RAW Match Kane vs Matt Hardy Provided Matt is ready to return. Kane has killed snitsky so he's fired. and turns heel again by tormenting lita. matt comes back only to have lita turn on him. Smackdown Match The Rock vs Booker T The Rock puts him over to return the favor from the days of the invasion, and the whole move stealing thing too. IC Title Shelton Benjamin© vs Batista Batista beats shelton with help from maven. US Title Carlito© vs John Cena WWE Tag Titles RVD & Mysterio© vs JBL & OJ vs Guererros vs Dudleys World Tag Titles (Ladder Match) Edge & Christian© vs Jericho & Benoit Smackdown Match Undertaker vs Big Show vince jacks off when he watches these 2 hosses go at it. Cruiserwieght Title Paul London© vs Billy Kidman Womens Title Lita© vs Molly vs Victoria vs Trish

Anyone remember a Goldberg vs Hogan on Nitro in like 1999/2000 when they had the big WCW logo stage set. Before the Russo mini-tron days. Nash is doing commentary and Hogan takes the jackhammer, nash is still talking when goldberg has him up in the air. After the slam he finally gets up from the table. By this time goldberg is already in his lift one leg penetration/pin. Nash has to take is time stepping over the top rope before getting in the ring to interupt the count. well he takes way too long and hogan kicks out of the jackhammer, then about a second later, nash kicks goldberg like he's stopping the pin. Goldberg no sells and gives nash a death look. Also anyone with NWO WWE DVD the war games match, lex luger comes in and gives like 4 clotheslines in a row then Nash gives him a powerbomb and luger right away gets on all fours and crawls away. Like he's no selling but nobody notices cuz he's sneaking away.

Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Colton Grundy "get that ass chalked up, I'ma Trace You! pull out the 12 guage pencil and Erase You!"

WWE Title Holders: JBL, Undertaker, Kurt Angle Longshots: Big Show, John Cena Should but Won't: Eddie, Booker T World Title holders: HHH, HBK, Randy Longshots: Ric Flair, Edge Should but Won't: Benoit, Jericho, Kane US Title Holders: Carlito Colon, John Cena, Booker T, Charlie Haas, Kidman Longshots: Luther Reigns, Orlando Jordan, Roba Van Dam Should but Won't: Rey Mysterio IC Title Holders: Jericho, Batista, Christian, Edge, Shelton Longshots: Eugene, Matt Hardy, Rhyno, Should but Won't: Hurricane, Regal Rey Mysterio, Paul London, Chavo, spike, and funaki will be cruiser champs. All Divas including Christy Hemme will be woman's champs. Wrestlemania 21 will be the worst wrestlemania card in recent memory. WWE will Fire: Billy Gunn, A-Train, Chuck, and HEIDENREICH! Stevie Richards, Ric Flair, Booker T, Undertaker and kurt angle will retire. WWE will Hire: Bland OVW man 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.