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I was thinking there was no way this guy is winning the Super Bowl, until I saw this: "Drink Like A Champion". Nothin but class from Ben there.

I love that last one, it just kills me.

Hey Max (or anyone who watches the Bruins), how is that Dennis Wideman guy? It's rare to see any of the Eastern Conference teams here, but I've heard that he's upped his game quite a bit from his St Louis days.

Pretty interesting interview with RVD in the Baltimore Sun:

Half of the posts in the thread are "BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN". This is very sad.

4 goals on 7 shots tonight, and that was just the first period. Yikes.

NY Times has it, about a billion other media outlets now. Pretty crazy shit. Didn't he just get divorced or something?

Someone said "DAMN" in the silence that followed in my theater...it got a big laugh. I thought the Rob character was the biggest moron on the planet. Some moments in the movie were pretty cool. It's a good theater movie if you can handle the shaky cam stuff, I know some people left due to nausea. Hud was easily the highlight, that guy was great. "I think the video store is closed, Rob"

That whole episode is full of great quotes. Bart: Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, Chief? Chief Wiggum: [sad] Do what the kid says. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Up Late With McBain! I'm your host, Corporal Obengruppenfuhrer Wolfcastle. And now, here's McBain! [McBain walks out on stage] Rainer Wolfcastle: Ja, thank you, ja. Let's hear it for my music guy, Skoey. That's some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual. [audience boos] Rainer Wolfcastle: Well, maybe you all are homosexuals, too. [audience boos] ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Selma: Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon. Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? [a few people raise their hands] Lawyer: Be honest... [everyone raises their hand] -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [sideshow Bob ties up the rest of the Simpsons, then goes to Bart's room to kill him. All of the Simpsons struggle against their bonds except Homer, who is snoring and drooling on the deck] Lisa: Oh, no! Dad's been drugged! Marge: [annoyed] No, he hasn't.

This was classic. Gotta love Homer's brain. FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi. Homer: Check! FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson. [Homer stares blankly] FBI man 1: [pause] FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha! FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson. [again Homer stares blankly] FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other] [hours pass by] FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. [stepping hard on Homer's foot] FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson. [Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds] Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you. [FBI man gives up]

Well, that was bizarre. Anyways, it's interesting that Colin Powell is working with McCain. If Obama gets the Democratic nomination and McCain the Republican, does Powell become the favorite for Republican VP candidate? That would make for a very interesting election.

Hornswaggle gets better reactions that most of the roster. It's very sad.

That episode was gold, especially the Lenny and Carl moments. Lenny - "We did it...all thanks to teamwork!" Carl - "Yeah, my teamwork" Lenny: Did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny: Did I? Carl: (exasperated) I don't know!

Here's the one from wikiquote: Abe: Well, we can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One is to tell stories that don't go anywhere! Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what we called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say! Now where was I? Oh yeah! The important thing to remember is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, 'cause of the war. The only ones you could get were those big yellow ones...

Anyone read the old mock draft/draft threads from previous years? There are some pretty funny moments, like J.P. Losman being hailed as the next great QB, or Pinjockey thinking that the Eagles traded up for Steven Jackson only to have them select a lineman. I'm not exempt...I thought Robert Gallery should have gone first overall in the 2004 draft. Whoops.

Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo. Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. a man runs out of the bar crying Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe!

Soul Decision! I liked that group...brings back some memories. Yeah, I couldn't find a youtube of the song that wasn't destroyed by some Harry Potter fanboy. But, still, can't post Faded without posting Gravity.

God, I just want to punch John Edwards in the face. The man has this Jarkko Ruutu quality about him, except he's less fun.

Doesn't Khabby get paid 7 mil or so? Have fun trying to dump him off somewhere else.

I liked Disco...I thought he was an entertaining midcard act. WCW always had some entertaining midcard and opening acts, it was the main events that never ever delivered.

Well, at least he said "brother" about 5 times when interviewing the Jeff guy who misses his try-out 14 years ago after the Eliminator. Maybe Hogan finally learned the art of putting others over and not getting himself over at the same time? Lies. When he introduced that Ali chick and she was speaking to the camera, he was shamelessly mugging/posing for the camera. Make sure you show her who the star is, Terry!

Win by 21 points! Ron - Seattle is the 3 seed, not Tampa.

They're the 3 seed, so they're playing Green Bay.

Oh man, there's this beardo standing behind Obama and wearing a beret. I think he has a ponytail too. Someone should have moved him offscreen.