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It can be frustrating. The trick is to just drive slowly. The other drivers also drive like shit, so as long as you don't make a lot of mistakes you're ok. It's pretty managable once you know the course and drive slow.

The Low Rider race is necessary to continue.

Dungy and the Colts have been getting flak for keeping him in during blowouts. Makes sense that they take him out.

Can someone explain how the Madness Draft works exactly?

Flo. "Shut up" Flo is the worst person ever. Whiny, useless, threw tantrums all over the place, completely gave up at one point (only to be saved by the joys of non-elimination). Her partner basically carried her on his back the entire race, and they won. Well, Zach really won, since Flo did jackshit besides making lovey eyes at one of the other competitors. Ugh. From the same race as Flo IIRC, the token old couple made the top three. I actually liked them by the end of the race, and would much rather have had them win over useless stupid Shut Up Flo.

Minny - 24 Indianapolis Chicago New England Cincinnati Minnesota Philadelphia San Diego Tampa Bay Tennessee Washington New Orleans Seattle San Francisco Arizona Denver St. Louis

The blonde from Joe Schmoe 1? Interesting ep this week. I love all the fighting, as the couples are all retarded. The Douche is so delightfully insane, had to love the scene at the Viking Village, with the Mormon Hotties laughing at him. Good times. I also hope that female jobber gets more and more aggressive with Phil. Possibly a backdrop suplex at some point.

I guess they didn't want to offend anyone by showing non-football players.

That was hilarious. The noises were so over the top. "Stop, stop, I can't breathe, stop". Anchor - "Uh, looks like she's hurt" The male anchor really did look fake, like some kind of relic.

Wow. An article over at CNNSI is already calling for Artest to be kicked out of the league. I happen to agree with 2Gold here, Artest was instigated by a completely classless crowd. But I guess some people see it a lot differently.

I hope they both do. Oddly enough, this had made me infinitely more interested in Basketball. Chris Chelios was courtside for the whole thing. He's familiar with fights.

From CNNSI: The Palace announcer said the game was being stopped and pleaded with fans not to throw things. Wonder if he got pelted after.

True. Eva is much hotter than the skanky blonde.

nah, Scottish people are pretty damn racist. The real question: what people in Europe aren't racist?

Some really interesting choices this week. I'm digging the giant point spreads of death. Minnesota - 28 Arizona Dallas New Orleans Minnesota Indianapolis Cleveland Pittsburgh San Francisco St. Louis Jacksonville Seattle San Diego Atlanta Philadelphia Houston Kansas City

Oh, come on Kotz. They stood nose to nose, grunting at each other for 30 seconds. That was pretty funny though. Whoever booked that segment was retarded, because it was just so terrible. The intense~ "go get my jacket!" was also funny.

Pretty good opening episode. I also was sad to see the NYJ go out. They were the most likable of the bunch. How could you not enjoy the "New York Jews in Iceland" song? The Mormons are attractive, but, you know. I miss the Twins. I also thought The Douche was Colin 2.0. He even Whoo'd like Colin (had to love the scene where the stoic Icelander has to tell the moron to sit down). Amazing how he was even more of a jerk than Colin was. And that superhero line was brilliant, especially with the look that poor Jobber # 1 gave him. I found myself laughing at all the fights, from Hellboy and Whatsherface, to Douche and his Ho, to the Gassed Jobber Connection. Almost every team seems retarded. I must say, Haylee or whatever has very fine breastststss. Also, the blonde model, whoever she was. Lookin good. Teams I Don't Hate: Snowbathing Embarrassing Dad with Cute Daughter Token Old Couple Teams I Love to Hate: Team Douche Gassed Jobber Connection Tits: The Shy Mormon Juggs Blondie McFunbags Looking forward to Team Hellboy exploding next week.

It's a good show. It really is a race, just done in stages, with some "challenges" thrown in. If the previous seasons are any indication, it should be fun to watch. There's a fair bit of strategy involved, and there's always people to hate, love, and mock. I think you'd get a kick out of it.

All seriousness aside, get her a subscription to Parenting magazine or something. Maybe a baby names book.

Please, tell us all about it.

The NFC is weak, the Giants could have gotten one of those wildcard spots. Now, who knows. Also, I hope Eli fumbles five times in his first game.

It's not a bad scoring system. Then again, me and pinjockey are doing just fine, so we probably aren't the guys who are looking for massive change.

-3 for a sack? Isn't that a tad harsh? PS: I TO.

Looking at Harley's wicked stats, it looks like the top QBs are pretty overpowering. Manning's 330 is about the two top WR combined? Daunte is the top 4 and 5 receivers combined? Pretty nice for Manning/Culpepper owners. So, does this mean weakn QBs or strengthen WRs? Or do Culpepper and Manning not count, since they're giant freaks on pace for record seasons?

Point per catch is a good rule. It'll boost the value of WRs. For next year, we should actually try calculating stats out, and see how it looks. If there's variety of positions at the top, then the scoring system is probably pretty solid.