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Yeah, hard to party, what with the constant dire-threats-that-must-be-stopped. Wow, been a while since I've posted in this thread.

Anyone else see Martz's retarded happy dance? I was shocked to see a grown man doing such a thing.

Tiki Barber is really fun to watch. Also, he's on my fantasy team. He's just a monster whether rushing or receiving. Minnesota, what the hell. When you're up 21-0, you should be able to hold on and win the game. Just sad.

Anyone would suck behind that terrible o-line. Ricky only wants to play another year, then the guy will just retire again. Who would want him for just a year?

Dillon. You drafted him early for a reason. Who knows how the Saints offense will do, and Moore may have carries taken by Moe Williams or whoever else the Vikes decide to run the ball with.

When I read the Banks article this morning, Winslow was the starter. I'm not sure if the article is terribly written or brilliantly written, but it's worth checking out.

Minnesota - 28 Cleveland Detroit New England Minnesota Dallas Indianapolis New Orleans Buffalo Jacksonville Arizona Carolina Seattle Baltimore Tennessee

He could always play for the BC Lions. Weed is pretty prevalent around Vancouver.

No, I didn't see your offer till now! I would have done it in a second. Too bad Jones is gone now.

Dude... Price has worthless the entire season. Why pick him up now? I have the roster space.

I just picked up Price off waivers, since I had roster space. I'm guessing he hasn't produced shit?

Any of my QBs are up for trade in the yahoo league. Even Chad Pennington, though it will require a heck of an offer to pry him from me. Also, got a question for everyone. Who should I start out of these three receivers: Jimmy Smith, Peerless Price, or Larry Fitzgerald? My gut says Smith, but I know nothing about the Chargers secondary.

I'm up by one point. My opponent has Boller. Throw an INT, you bastard. Damn it, fumbles that aren't lost DON'T COUNT.

Nice phantom pass interference call.

No Twins? I am shocked and appalled. Sisters, though. Could work out, even if one of them is a Mormon.

Emmitt fucking Smith. 25 fantasy points. Insanity. I manage to win even with my QB putting up negative points.

Bumping this because I finally saw it. Nikky was doing her best Flo impression when she threw that tantrum in Calgary. And then plopped down on her ass like a baby. Too funny. I laughed at Christie falling too. And the useless Bowling Moms. And WHOOOOOOOOOO to Chipper and Kim winning. Whoever I cheer for never wins, and this had made me very happy. Especially with them bawling at the end. And Chip was so pimp grabbing both Twins. Also, Kim kicked ass during that last leg. Good for her. Damn, I really like this show. Glad it's popular.

Yeah, but Pittman plays for a terrible offense. With a point for each reception, I'd take Jimmy Smith over Pittman. Smith is Leftwich's go-to guy, and the Jags might be playing catch-up this week.

That's great...I was sad that Joe Schmoe was over, but it's nice to see the producers are up to their old tricks. Plus, Shatner. They can't fail.

Didn't see this post 9 months ago. Anyways, I'm in my fourth year of a double major in linguistics and computing science. Chomsky was important in that he came up with something called Transformational (or Generative) Grammar; he said that there was an underlying form to sentences, as well as a surface form, and that some kind of transformation happened between the underlying and surface forms. TG was/is the basis for almost all research in fields like syntax, first language aquisition, etc. There are alternative theories though, some of which are really attractive. Really, in 5 or 10 years a lot of Chomsky's stuff could be realized as complete garbage. But, right now, he's still considered one of the brightest minds in Linguistics.

Bye week teams don't need to submit picks, right?

The Grizzlies were different. They had a strong fanbase for a while, but the team was so utterly bad that it drove everyone away. Who wants to buy season tix when they win maybe 4 games at home? Not a lot of people were very sad to see them go in this town.

OK, that's enough out of you. The Dolphins are supposedly talking to the Chiefs about Larry Johnson.. That would be an interesting deal as K.C. could get some decent defensive help considering how desperate Miami is for a passable running back right now. But who would the Dolphins send over? I don't see them giving up a guy like Zach Thomas for Larry "Diapers" Johnson.

I <3 the Steelers defense. Also, anyone need a receiver? I have a few now, so I can afford to trade one. Not TO, of course.

He tossed a long gain to Drew Brees.