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    George Carlin coming out with a new comedy special

    ^ The problem with his last show was that he fell into a formulaic rut: "You know who else needs to be (killed in a unique way)? These (subgroup of people with annoying trait). When I see (subgroup of people with annoying trait) I say, hey buddy, (sexually violates person with an inanimate object)." It's funny a couple times, but he did that for about 40% of the show.
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    YTMND

    Wierd but cool. http://jbnrtddesehvxx.ytmnd.com/#
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    Shadow of the Colossus

    There's an article on Penny Arcade where the contributor bashes the game's control scheme. He also finds a strange sense of guilt playing this game, since it doesn't seem right to be attacking creatures that are just docile, curious and even sleeping. Until you hurt them, that is.
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    The Top 10 Deadliest Animals in the United States

    Wow, I never imagined deer could be such assholes.
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    The worst song ever

    "The wrong two Beatles died first." -- George Carlin
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    The worst song ever

    Good call. It's also way too long for what it is. It's up there with "Sweet Caroline" on the list of my most hated songs, as well.
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    The worst song ever

    No, pointing to artists you hate and calling their work the worst ever doesn't compare. The link in the original post is very likely the worst song ever. Honestly, by the time they get to the "song" part of it, they only have the time to sing four lines. Although Leonard Niomoy's "If I Had a Hammer" is torture.
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    Bill Bennett:

    Great - four pages of Mike and Marney sucking each other's political dicks. Why would anyone go there? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was the first time I ever saw that forum, and it validates my opinion that this one is far better now that they aren't watchdogging every post in every thread in every folder.
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    Mappyland

    Yes, I used to have it. I think there were 8 levels. What were they again? In no order: Train Station Jungle Docks Castle And that's all I can remember. The first time through, you were collecting cheese for your date. The second time I forget, the third time you were collecting engagement rings, and lastly, a ball for your son's birthday.
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    What were some great Sega Genesis games?

    General Chaos.
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    YTMND

    Grandma Kicks Baby http://grandmasbaby.ytmnd.com/# At first I didn't know if this was real or not, but I found this site. There are 4 clips of grandma kicking a baby. Episode 3 is the best. http://www.paddysworld.co.uk/modules/wfdow...cat.php?cid=38#
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    let it all out

    We need Abobo to smash this thread in all caps. It's really the only logical conclusion.
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    YTMND

    Zelda: The Music of My Groin. (Brief Nudity) http://themusicofmygroin.ytmnd.com/
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    You ain't a playa if you don't have this

    Is this safe? Doesn't it ruin the function of the headlights?
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    YTMND

    Sexy German Mario! http://sexmario.ytmnd.com/ Alternate Lyrics: http://mariotax.ytmnd.com/
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    YTMND

    Tina Fey: WWE Champion (using soundbytes from Smackdown: Just Bring It!) http://tinafeywwfchampion.ytmnd.com/# Full Picard Song http://picardsongfull.ytmnd.com/#
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    YTMND

    ^ Oh my God. :Wins Thread:
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    A History of Violence

    I really hope most of you are kidding--this was one of the worst movies I have seen in a while. I felt it was terrible, except for Ed Harris. The rest of the actors turned in awful performances. I guess there was only so much you could do given those lines, however.
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    YTMND

    The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior: http://warriorargharghargh.ytmnd.com/
  20. If this is old, sorry. However, it's great: http://smithappens.com/video_reallifepaperboy.php
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    Teen tapes himself being murdered

    That kid was so stupid that he thought playing video games would get his mind off the fact he just shot someone. Strangely enough, this person is so incredibly stupid that it probably worked...even if he was playing a first person shooter.
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    The Best and Worst

    While I agree with your choice for best (and a gutsy one at that, as most people prefer s/t), I have to say that I think the worst is "There is Nothing Left to Lose". The first five tracks are great on that album, and then...what happened?
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    The Best and Worst

    I picked 'Roots because Nutsymptom, Lose and Taiyed contain some great jazzy guitar work. The only problem is that they produced it themselves back when they obviously didn't know what they were doing board-wise. You should download the remastered Homebrew from "Greatest Hits '93-'03"; it's clean as whistle and breathes a whole new life into it. On replies to Nirvana, I was on the fence between Nevermind and In Utero for best album, but it occurred to me that the only reason I was had to do with Nevermind being the obvious, popular choice. But you know what? It's the obvious choice for their best because it's true. In Utero was great, yes, but Nevermind deserves it's masterpiece status. As for Bleach, I keep trying to like that album, I really do.
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    The Best and Worst

    Maybe so, but I dislike the debut because their sense of humor was less present, the production is too muddy, and it feels more like a batch of generic nu-metal songs. In Mezmerize, they embraced a lot more melody, and while the lyrics are nonsensical, it's musically solid.
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    The Best and Worst

    Best: Worst: Best: Worst: Best: Worst: Best: Worst:
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