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They should check the dumpsters behind all the bars and strip joints in his hometown. I hope Chapelle sues their asses off. Also, how the hell can you make a character based on Dave Chappelle? If they had a character that humourously highlighted racial stereotypes by noting all the bullshit in the media... they'd more or less run themselves into the ground by allowing someone to point out the bullshit on their own program. They are deluding themselves. If Rock appeared on WWE TV it would be a step down for him. Why would he associate himself with the product now when it sucks dick when he can be earning millions making movies and hanging out with actual stars, without having to deal with snide comments and having his efforts to put others over ruined by company rivals (see Hurricane vs HHH whenever he feels like beating a jobber on TV)? Matt Hardy is an idiot. If returning to the WWE after they fired him while he was rehabbing his injury because his girlfriend slept with his friend, having him lose matches weeks after his return and getting the piss beat out of him in his first PPV match back and accepting the decisions the entire time were not retarded enough, the fact he actually thinks this is going to lead to him being anything other than a terminal midcarder a la Jericho is proof he truly is as stupid as his sideburns lead us to believe.

Only after 9 PM. I'd get into the argument America tries to focus on minor problems to distract people from the big ones ("who cares if our troops are contravening the Geneva convention? GAYS ARE GETTING MARRIED!"), but that's a whole other thread.

Guess who was responsible for the whole Janet slip outrage that was so overblown it made some of us embarassed to be here? Yep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wasn't a slip. They admitted that. I can see why a family sitting down to watch some football might not want or expect Janet Jackson's tit on their screen at half time. Whether it was exaggerated in the media or not, if people are watching a football game, they expect football with some light entertainment at half time, not some chick's boob otherwise they'd watch HBO or Cinemax instead.

So let's get this straight... Hogan doesn't want his daughter dating, Brook doesn't want Nick dating, and they claim to be a perfectly functional family... sounds like they should be living in the backwoods.

Give a well applied RNC will make someone pass out within about 8-10 seconds, it would make little sense to have anyone struggle for the ropes unless they passed out an inch or so from reaching them a la Austin/Hart. Add in the fact Joe is no cruiserweight and as such can control his opponent because of his weight, I think it's a very credible finisher. Just ask Frank Trigg.

Doesn't he walk around at 235, 240? He doesn't look like he can cut that much IIRC. Either way, the UFC could use another heavy or LHW. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At HW he would he would likely get mauled and since his training parter Buentello has the AKA HW spot right now he'd have a problem finding room. If he dropped the weights a bit, did more bodyweight and cardio exercises and got down to 220 he could easily cut to 205. Hell, if Hughes cuts from 195 to 170 Puder should be able to drop weight also. Given that Randy doesn't have too many matches left in him, Tito is gone and Vitor is in PRIDE, he could fit in quite easily.

Puder could cut to LHW if he wanted. It's a shame when an actual talented grappler trying his best to learn pro wrestling gets cut while Maria, Torrie, Candice, Stacy, Christy and the new waste of space Lita-a-like, who do little more than pose now and then and wrestle incredibly shitty matches when they do step in the ring, continue to earn 6 figures.

Ok. I'm English, not too familiar with all the TV censorships groups there are. You still have to admit it is pretty weak to try parody and degrade them on TV given they are a multinational multi-million dollar corporation while the PTC is little more than a bunch of conservative soccer moms and evangelists.

You know what would please me? Each and every single on of these people laying down and putting over people on the full time roster to make new stars. However that is as likely as an elephant falling out of my ass. But they crow "I've got another couple of matches in me". Well, great. You have a handful of money matches left in you and get promoted like the Second Coming while everyone else who works 4-5 days a week gets to put you over before you go back to sitting at home and trying to get into everything OTHER than a long term wrestling career, which you have already had, excelled at and now how have nothing left to offer due to your accrued injuries and backstage political power which allows you to get by on your past accomplishments. Whoop de doo, let's throw some money at you, make some T shirts up so you can collect your merchandising check as you leave and make everyone else that works full time look like shit compared to you. The whole reason WWE is in the rut they are in right now is because just a month after Orton won the belt, he then laid down for HHH. Shelton Benjamin, IC champion, pushed HBK to the limit but still laid down in the end. Carlito got punked out by Austin and Piper who have aches and pains on cold days. Hassan and Davari got beat by two 40+ year olds, three if you include Austin on Raw. Their is no progress being made and no stars being given the ball so th WWE is in the same place it was years ago despite a slew of new names coming through the ranks, many of whom have actually been fired while less frequent performers keep earning millions for F all.

Any New Warriors film would have to feature Speedball. I'd like to see Jared Leto in the role personally if he dyed his hair like he did in Fight Club. Maybe someone like Mekhi Phifer as Night Thrasher. Plug Kathleen Robertson in as Firestar, Tom Welling as Marvel Boy/Justice and Paul Walker as Nova and that wouldn't suck too much.

Pretty shitty of WWE to do this. You think Torrie would at least be able to get her husband the right to use his stage name. I guess when the WWE gets low on revenue (they are still profitable but not nearly on the level they were a few years ago) they get spiteful. Then again, the billonaire Ted, Nacho Man and Huck Hogan skits proved that long ago.

When/how did they lampoon UPN and the FCC? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> RTC and currently they have Palmer Canon, UPN representative.

CM Punk was also the guy who had a match so bad at a Heat taping 6 weeks ago that it was cut from the broadcast all together. Sorry, gang, but your indy hero is human too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> From what I read at the time it was not so much a bad match and more awkward as he was working his way and pacing himself and it clashed with his opponent who was doing the WWE style of "get all my moves in first". I'm assuming you are talking about the match where Alexis Laree valeted him and if not, my bad.

"Do you really feel that bringing old stars will aid your product's continued growth forward given they are unable to wrestle full time schedules while The Rock, a more popular and recognisable face in the media who is not impeded by injuries, is not being used in the same capacity? Does this not display a lack of faith in your current superstars if you feel the need to bring back ones from the past?" "Do you feel given Spike TVs agressive marketing of their UFC and forthcoming TNA shows your own product will be able to maintain it's audience after moving to the USA network given it's gradual decrease in recent years compared to TNA and UFC's respective growing fanbases?" "Given your history of supporting the troops in actions, financial aid and kind words, did you not feel that exploiting stereotypes and racial hatred encouraged by the war to promote Mohammed Hassan was in bad taste?" "Why have you chosen to lampoon UPN in the same way you did the FCC? Is your choice related to their banning of Mohammed Hassan?"

Considering Austin has often said he would never job to Hogan after Hogan pulled strings to make him job to Duggan in WCW and told Power Slam magazine "One day Hogan and I will meet and I will take his legend, his fame, his reputation and fold it up and put it in my back pocket" and the fact Hogan has a creative control clause that allows him to veto any match result he doesn't like ahead of time, I can't see the match coming to pass unless Austin is willing to lay down.

Wow, a guy who is nearly 40 with a fucked up neck who wants to be a movie star who has already came back before, a guy who is nearly 50 with a bum hip and knee who has already came back many times before, a guy who is nearly 40 who can't work anymore (admitted as much after his ROH confrontations with Samoa Joe) and wants to be an author who has came back before after swearing he had retired to piss off everyone that believed him, a guy who is nearly sixty with an ego as big as his stride when he walks like he has a dump in his pants and his son in law who is responsible for turning off so many from the product in the last 3-4 years. Wow, what a way to draw interest in this new and exciting product... nothing like dragging back a bunch of injury laden former stars to make things interesting and discredit the stars they are trying to build. Maybe Austin will say to Carlito "I see taco people" and Hogan will spend half the show saying "brother" and flexing his wrinkled orange flesh. I swear to God, it's like WWE have their heads up their ass and expect us to eat the same shit they swallow backstage.

Yeah, that'll make WWE worth watching. The matches will still be bland, the storylines will be dumb, but Randy Orton's abs in high definition? I'm there! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, it would make the divas a lot more interesting to watch, I suppose. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why not just get a porno DVD instead? Shit, most of the new divas have been in them, just find 'em.

I think Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels could work one if they chose to, however I think shootstyle matches would go against the total non stop action ethos.

Linda McMahon's plea after Lawler's joke made it seem as if their concern was secondary. "Hey, all you people suffering, the joke is on you! The rest of you, please give generously." It's the same thing as them exploiting public hate for Islam and using it to get Hassan heat while saying "Here troops, free tickets to the show! We'll see you next Christmas in Iraq at the same time!" I mean, shit, anyone remember Stephanie comparing 9/11 to the media targeting her dad in the 90s? Using the RTC to lampoon the FCC's criticisms? Bringing in this UPM representative in the wake of the Hassan ban and public backlash? These fuckers are batshit crazy and will exploit anything if they think it will get them attention. Sensitivity and taste is not something they possess. I mean, what about Trish "crawl on your knees like a dog!" Stratus? WWE only pretends to care, just like any other major corporation, so maybe people will think of them in a better light than money grabbing soulless corporate cocksuckers that lie and fuck over everyone else.

I am glad to see WWE are as predictable as I expected. Michaels will win the PPV match now.

I can see Daniel Puder being brought up as a stupid musclehead "MMA fighter" character sooner rather than later in retaliation to this, much like the "UPN representative" brought in after Hassan got banned from being broadcast. Vince will not try better his product, he will try to mock and degrade his detractors in the most inane and imnmature way he can think of.

What incident do you speak of? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Arona is motivated for fights other than his long-awaited bout with the Middleweight Champions, “We were in a restaurant in Japan about 4 years ago and the atmosphere between Wanderlei and me turned bad. Since then, we and our gyms have been rivals. There’s nothing emotional about it now, though. We’re both going to fight as professionals. Of course, we are still rivals, though. It’s good motivation. Rogerio lost to Shogun and I’ve beaten Ninja, so I’d like to beat Shogun, too.” Credit: PRIDEFC.com Apparently Arona didn't say hello to the Chute Boxe table at the time, Wand found it to be rude and said something to Arona as he walked by and the scene almost became unpleasant until the Noguiera brothers intervened and calmed the situation down. Both camps sat back down finished their meals in peace however they've had it in for one another since. They almost got into it at the weigh ins when they were having to stand close for a promo picture as well. According to Brazilian journalist Marcelo Alonso: "The two fighters stared down for about 5 seconds while the excited audience buzzed. Suddenly Wanderlei said: 'I'll break you up tomorrow' and Arona answered looking him in his eyes: 'We are going to see tomorrow in the ring'.

I think Tomko should become Goat Boy. He can go around using Bill Hicks' material on the Divas. Tomko:"Goat Boy just wants to play. Come and sit on my lap and I will show how." Maria: "Really?" Tomko: "Huh huh huh. Of course."

Already been done in other matches like the Venis/Masters match. Masters has held on in such instances. The Masterlock Challenge is not about whether Masters can be pinned or backed into a corner. Masters puts the money up on the condition that the challenger must break the Masterlock. I doubt rope breaks or DQs would matter under such circumstances as it is not under regular match rules. I could see Masters sitting Michaels down in the chair, then running the ropes, clotheslining him off the chair and then slapping up on the Masterlock so he seems extra heelish and damages both the back (Michaels falls back still sitting in the chair, jars his back, the Masterlock meeses up his neck, maybe we'll get a faked vignette of Michaels in rehab to boot). I guess the WWE will dictate whether I am right or wrong in my predictions.

It'd be more a less a repeat of the Kane/Michaels feud though, with the throat crushing replaced with a reinjured neck/back and a lesser worker in Kane's spot. I cannot see HBK be willing to job to Masters and give him the long term rub given how the Hogan match request bit him in the ass.