Modern Man's Hustle

So last night I get this call from my sister's friend about this two kegger going on. I gather the crew and we all head down there, making a couple stops at other people's houses on the way for some pre-party partying. We finally get to the kegger around midnight, and the first thing I notice is the cops parked at the end of the street. I'm already at the front door, so I just hide the 40s I'm carrying and knock. What was waiting when the door opened wasn't something that I was prepared for. The guy that answered the door was wearing a bathrobe and a green thong, nothing else. A sex swing was hung from the ceiling. People in costumes were hanging around, drinking. I saw a couple people dressed in mascot costumes...I think they're called Furries? Anyway, I decide that since the cops are outside, I may as well drink my 40s and just hang out with the people I came with. We migrate to the backyard, camp out in the corner, and sit and drink and just watch these people, in their costumes, randomly start hooking up all around us. The guy in the bathrobe comes back out and starts asking us why we weren't dressed up. We tell him we didn't know there was a theme, then he starts telling us about his razorburn on his scrotum. It was about this time that I made the suggestion that we just take the rest of the beers we had and head back to my buddy's house and just chill there. I'm never going to a party at IDRM's again.

I'd rather do coke than date Woody Allen.

I'm not giving back the TVs.

Yeah, X. That's why people were all up in arms that the ending was changed oh-so-slightly.

Who cares? I have three TVs now.

I'm going to steal a TV.

I froze when I read what Red Hot Thumbtack in the Eye wrote.

Do we start rioting now? I haven't been to a good riot in a long time.

Looks like your experiment in Site Feedback failed, Hoff.

Black people don't come from Mexico.

Mexicans?

High Fidelity rules.

"Site Feedback" is apparently an oxymoron.

I'm so lonely.

Pink Floyd - Hey You

That would be him. Thanks a lot, man.

I really just don't like his sig.

This thread has nothing to do with you or OU football season, thread derailer.

I listened to some rap battles my friend had on CD last night. I heard Juice vs. Supernatural, with Supernat being the clear winner, then I heard another guy that could beatbox and rap at the same time. I was impressed as shit, but I forgot the guy's name. Started with an R, I remember that much.

Right. When you grab an enemy, you can use them as a human shield as well, throw them through doors so that they get shot at instead of you, or, my personal favorite, throw them like a javelin at other enemies. You can throw over balconies and such too, and every kill is given points. The more points you get, the more upgrades for your weapons you can buy (grenade launchers, silencers, etc.) I took a good deal of pleasure in hiding behind a corner, waiting for an enemy to walk by, grabbing them, and throwing them about 15 stories to their doom.

And then Failed Mascot was sent to Whiny Bitches.

We have proof, let's go to war.

Oh, I also called you "Douchebag" and you answered to it. Just wanted to point that out.

Are you fucking shitting me? Do you read what you type before you hit "add reply"? This shit is hilarious.