Modern Man's Hustle

I don't know how the better half would feel about me hooking up with some tramp at a party. Besides, the girls weren't even that goodlooking, that's what was so troubling.

I'm gonna do the phone thing, too. Alex Alexa Ali Amanda Amber McDaniel Ansley cell Ansley home Ansley in Tucson Ashley Mountain Ashley Sirls Audrey Beast! Ben Carla Cealia Charles Cherie Chicano Fury cell Chicano Fury house Chris Chris Meador Chronic Colleen Colleen (I don't know which number actually works, I don't think I've ever called) Courtney Dad Dad work Danny Danny H Dave Davy Devil Man Don Garrett Gearred Gearred Cell Hank Hank Gallo Harvey Hillary Home Jenny Jessica Watkins Katie Cell Katie House Kaylin Cell Kaylin House Kaylin in Springerville Kim House Kim Work Kim Cell Kim Duran Kristy Krystal Leanne Little Conrad Liz Loehnis Home Loehnis Cell Lori Mancho Manny Marissa Mark Meghan Mom Monica Nate Nate (don't know which Nate is which) Nathan (in Hawaii on his Mission) Nathan cell Nick Nicole Work Nicole's house line Nicole Cell Pete Quick Ralf Rudy Ruth cell Ruth house Ryan Sam Cell Sam House Samantha Shelley Tara Tim Tobin Tricia Wally Weasel Ying I guess I'm just more popular than the rest of you.

I could care less about who the people that pretend to fight each other fuck in their free time.

Cops are evil. And no.

Nas' career is over? When did this happen? He just released a double CD.

You don't mean that.

Kelly Clarkson is the only talented American Idol winner. I want to do her so hard.

The only problem I'm coming across is that she thinks we have some sort of relationship now. I have several girls that I'm seeing, I'm not interested in adding her to the list.

Hey Incandenza - is it wrong for me to accept blowjobs from a fat girl because she gives me cocaine afterwards?

I started this thread with a purpose. All I'm looking for is for Matt Young to admit that he's a fucking pussy. I'm assuming you have pubes, Matt, which automatically makes you incapable of being her target market. Grow the fuck up.

Rap rivalry of the year, I have a feeling. That freestyle wasn't even that good, by the way.

I've never even heard of you. Interesting exchange...

....yeah.

Why did that thread get locked? My guess is that nikjohns picked out all of those folder descriptions, then his feelings were hurt when IDRM didn't like them. Nikjohns is a pussy.

I think you hurt his feelings in Current Events.

And you're quite the looker, Mr. Malibu.

The guy third from the right looks stoned.

No one even talks about Ashlee Simpson in the music folder. That's what the Movies & TV folder and HD are for.

Cribs is entertaining. Did you see the one with the Ying Yang Twins? That was great TV.

Fuck, stop talking about Christmas.

Sek, upload them to imageshack and post them all in this thread.

Who's on her shirt, Kotzenjunge?

A change for the better, Ripper.

Wow, I just stumbled across this thread. Awesome work, all around. Thanks a lot, guys, a lot of memories brought up here.

Meanie didn't do anything during his WWE run. If anyone remembers him (which I doubt they will), they'll only remember him as being a total joke, which will make Dean even more of a joke.