Modern Man's Hustle

You guys never get tired of blaming things on HHH, do you? I think the idea of Dean busting out amazing moves, then claiming it's all because of his patented Simon System is a great idea.

IT'S THE FREAKING CARTOON NETWORK!

Richardson is incredibly spotty with his three point shooting. There's been games where he's hit 8 threes, but he's shot like 15 of them. I honestly have no idea why he's there either.

Matt Young, are you twelve?

Maybe I read the list wrong. I thought it meant that Kobe was starting as point guard, which made no sense to me.

Well, that's different....

Miller wanted goal tending, but the ball had left his hands a couple seconds prior to it being erased from existence. He rips his jersey out of his shorts, throws his headband across the court, accompanied by a dramatic kick of the leg, and begins the hissy fit. Looks like Webber and Miller are going to be out for a couple of games, especially Webber for kicking the ball into the stands.

Every thread is a contest.

Anyone catch the end of the Kings/Suns game? Amazing block by Stoudemire to end the game. Brad Miller throws a hissy fit and seriously looks like a woman, Chris Webber punts the ball into the stands, and the crowd boos hysterically. It was fantastic.

Czech Republic wins the thread.

Softcore Haterism? That's about right.

Wow. It actually says that. EDIT: I saved the picture of the shirt to my computer, then I zoomed in on it. It actually does say "Does it look like I give a shit".

I still don't see why it says "Batista-Dilligas". Is Batista his maiden name or something?

The "Know Pain, Know Gain" shirt is a good slogan, but a terrible design. Faux-barbed wire stopped being popular several years ago.

Wrong.

I meant they tasted like smoking a candy cane.

Headshots: Se7en (Slug & friends) The Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Brother Ali: Shadows on the Sun

I said you cried a lot because of your constant crying of foul over anyone questioning Ashlee Simpson's talent. The fact that, no matter what evidence they brought up, you moaned about how she was really talented and that all of the times she's proven otherwise don't mean anything. You cry a lot. Face it.

I'm a little surprised that Nash isn't starting as point guard. He's had a better season than Kobe, why is Kobe starting over Nash? Although, I am glad that finally, after all of these years as a Suns fan, the hometown boys are actually having a good season. It should be a good game, though I don't think it's a question which team will win.

*Sits here reading this thread while simultaneously fucking 11 year old virgins and slitting their throats, and weeping at the beauty of it all.* Modern Man's Hustle, I'm the reason your puppy ran away, your grandpa got cancer, and your mommy and daddy got divorced. Apologize.

If you listen to the director's commentary, he talks about how when he was working on the documentary, some guy from the states sent him that footage, and he edited it in where he felt it was appropriate. Basically, Pennebaker was that generation's Michael Moore. I really did enjoy the parts where Dylan and Joan Baez are sitting in his hotel room, just playing music and talking. The fact that no one had any idea who she was was also pretty amusing.

"Darth Braveheart says YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY VIRGINITY!" Outstanding.

It's like a propoganda film in text form.

Vague title, but I didn't really know how to word this one. What I meant was have you guys ever seen a movie that you'd never heard of before, but your friends were like, "you definitely need to see this"? And then, once you watched it, you recommended it to everyone else you knew? I was like that with Boondock Saints and Suicide Kings, specifically. Anyone else want to suggest a few movies that the rest of the board maybe hasn't seen but definitely should? Boondock Saints Suicide Kings American Psycho (A lot of people I know haven't seen this, or even heard of it)