Modern Man's Hustle

What a scary motherfucker.

No shit, what's the point of a messageboard if you can't tell everyone what you really think of them? No flaming = no fun.

I think that making Current Events into some sort of Historical Events folder is a great idea, as I'm sure there are those here who have an interest in history but don't want to get involved in the "OMG LEFT WING OMG RIGHT WING OMG HIPPIE" circle jerk that spawns it's own messageboards. Cut down on the wrestling folders, though, seriously. TNA isn't a big enough competitor to warrant it's own folder, so it should be lumped into Misc. Promotions. Hardcore Discussion is a terrible name anyway, but combining it with General Discussion just means in between people calling each other douchebags there'll be a funny story by Carnivalizcoming about how he ate a strangely colored candy corn or something. LS&D should just become a porn folder. Straight up porn folder.

Mike the admin: "I say we merge.....Graphics & Testing....Site Feedback.....and Music all into one folder." Everyone else: "Brilliant!" Chop down the wrestling content. Christ, it's not that hard.

Whew, that was a close one.

"Happy fucking New Year, Tommy!" What else could he have said that would have made sense? "Fucking Happy New Year"? "Happy New Fucking Year"? "Happy New Year, Fucking Tommy"?

Didn't you read all those posts by Czech about how lonely he is and how he cries in the corner all the time?

Bruce Springsteen - Devil's and Dust Gorillaz - Demon Days Mos Def - The New Danger Mos Def and Talib Kweli - Black Star

They're not selling albums anymore for two reasons. 1) Hair metal is dead. 2) Motley Crue sucks.

Sure, she looks like she'd be alot of fun to sleep with, but just remember that you'd have to take her to Disneyland and endure hours of pictures in front of trees, trashcans, and all sorts of boring scenic locations. Every picture will involve a peace sign, too. People that hate Asian's are ricist.

I just downloaded Lyrics Born's Same Shit, Different Day. I'm only a couple tracks into it, but so far, this shit is BANANAS. B.A.N.A.N.A.S. bananas. It's not just remixed tracks, it's all new material with remixed beats. It's grand, I tell you. Inc, you're gonna love this when you hear it.

You take that back.

I'm going to Disneyland for a week. Try not to fall apart without me, TSM!

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Not in this voice.

I've talked to you on the phone, man. How could I be Banky?

Sage Francis owns your souls, guys.

Have you read this board before, Banky? It seems to be composed of people who have no other interests.

This didn't take off like he was hoping it would.

He's absolutely hilarious. Especially in his assertion that he was ever really neutral to begin with. Causation. After Mike was banned for bullshit reasons, the majority of the conservative posters on the board, partly in protest over the banning and partly in disgust at the obnoxious glee that certain CE posters (okay, Jobber and RobotJerk) took in the banning, made the conscious effort to boycott the CE folder altogether. As a result, the pendulum really DID swing, and all that was left of that folder were the liberal posters. And Boon. You guys are all fucking retarded, do you know that? "Oh my god, Kotz made a comment about the fact that he was de-modded! He said that he's glad because he doesn't have to worry anymore about pleasing everyone! HA, he's totally talking about us, guys! Do you hear him? He totally means us, we're all totally awesome!" You're debating the rise and fall of an imaginary location and attributing it to yourselves and your little clique. You have no clue how inconsequential you are in the broader spectrum of things. WDI, UGS, SNKT, all these TSM alternatives, where are they at now? Every single one of them has predicted the fall of this board, and every single one of them has failed. How are you guys different? Your conservative circle jerk is going to save you? You can't even go two minutes without checking the latest gossip on TSM and reporting back. JWING is the equivalent of the high school marching band. All the kids that think they're too good for everyone else, despite the obvious fact that they're inadequate in every way. Still, they sit in their own little clique, talking about how stupid everyone else is because they'll never have the satisfaction of being accepted. Get outside and experience life, you fuckups. Oh, by the way, Modern Man's Hustle on your little JWING board is Kotz. Shut the fuck up now.

It's a song about a girl that is difficult to get to know, but he gets to know her and achieves a big brother/little sister kind of relationship. Do you think that when Snoop Dogg calls someone "nephew" they're really his nephew?

Predicted the fall of the board. Board didn't die. Prediction failed. Context clues, dumbshit. More like telling everyone to shut the fuck up because they're all being retarded about their place in the great wheel of life.

"Our mods shouldn't be allowed to have opinions!"

Because whiny bitches complained?

I'm not important at all, actually. I started posting a lot when I joined, then I realized that this board was shit. In the context of the board, I'm not important at all.