Modern Man's Hustle

No wrestling comments in this folder, please.

I broke my zong once - my buddy and I split the cost, but still, I felt like I was going to cry when I broke it. I've currently got a nice two footer that's made out of plastic, which I fucking hate, but it's all I can use since I manage to break everything while I'm fucked up. I've broken three different stems for it in the past week. It's fucking ridiculous. I feel like I'm one of those kids that has to use the round-tipped scissors because he's not smart enough to not stab himself.

That's at the Circuit City that's two miles from my house. She walked by Coffee Plantation while I was at work the other day. K Fed is ridiculous looking in real life, and she's huge.

I tried to bling up a bunch of rocks last night, but it just made my nose burn.

It's a new craze sweeping the nation, I swear.

It featured "Hello Again" by Neil Diamond, "Jealous Guy" and "Oh My Love" by John Lennon, a couple of Jack Johnson songs, and even "I'll Never Smile Again" by Frank Sinatra. The funny part? It actually worked. I suppose when you're as much of a man as I am, no matter what kind of music you put on you can get some. Told you, Patrick.

HAHA!

It was that same girl. We got into a drunken argument one night, the kind where all you do is say mean and hurtful things to the other person. I tried for like three days to get a hold of her, she wouldn't return my calls, all that nonsense, so finally I resorted to this. And it worked.

I have no idea the backstory behind that, but it actually looks like a pretty cool movie. When's the actual release date?

Terrible. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for participating.

"Uh...the facts prove otherwise...but....we have to listen to the black guy, right? He knows, right?"

And the winner is.....Ripper Well, that's fucking bullshit. Nobody is going to report a black man committing a "hate" crime, because that black man will just turn around and say that he's being prosecuted by the white man. And Ripper will agree with him, call the white man a racist, and then come to the aid of the entire African-American race whenever they are clearly in the wrong, just because they're black and white people were involved. Reverse racism doesn't count as actual racism, I suppose.

He looks far too shifty.

I laughed both times I read that.

It will. It's a great insult because it's insulting to her character that I, being of a lesser level of attraction, would cut her, being of a much higher tier of attraction, off from the act of sex.

Nope, didn't work.

Chave.

Stop TK'ing, FAG.

I called my ex last night and told her that if she didn't give me a birthday present I was never going to have sex with her ever again.

Coffee Plantation, actually. Mindfreeze is our equivalent to a Frappucino...they're a pain in the ass to make.

I understand why this was dragged off topic. I'm kinda curious how Kotz and Jingus could like you, too. I approve of KKK's thread hijacking.

"What's the difference between the Mocha MindFreeze and the Latte Mindfreeze?" "....one's a Mocha and one's a Latte." "But what does that mean?" "...Latte is milk. Mocha is chocolate milk." Also, the amount of people that can't pronounce "Latte" is mindboggling. Apparently, you can also say it "lah-tea". Also, we serve a "Tai Chi Latte".

Final Cut is a hell of a program. I remember Sophomore year of high school we got that in my Video Production class and the teacher didn't know how to use it. I had to teach myself, then teach her, then teach the rest of the class. Video Production teachers are basically worthless.

I downloaded the new Nine Inch Nails cd. Trent Reznor apparently hasn't grown up at all in the past few years.