Modern Man's Hustle

So this girl that I've been seeing lately, right. Backstory: She came into town a couple years back from some ass backwards farm town that I never even knew existed in my state. She comes up for the night, and since I'm feeling bad for my buddy, I do some smooth talking and hook the two of them up. She's a very cute girl, tall, thin, model-looking, you know, all the good stuff. I plan for it to be a one night kinda thing...turns into a two-year long thing. I call the girl up one night while i'm drunk and try to convince her to come and hang out with me so that me and my buddy can tag team her (yeah, kinda drunk). She declines, my buddy gets mad and stops talking to me. We don't talk for a couple of years, then out of the blue, she shows up at my house. I'm drunk again, she's drunk, she tells me that she's done with this guy and that she wants to date me. I'm all for it, because she's hot and I liked her. We date for a couple of months, and then my best friend was killed by a drunk driver. I went into a complete and utter state of depression, and I didn't want to talk to anyone at all, including her. We were still together and I hadn't talked to her in about a week and a half. There were people over at my house because they were all afraid that I was going to do something stupid, so they all came over to drink with me. A girl I slept with a couple of times was over, and she was hitting on me all night. I decide I'm going to bed, then... Danielle: "So, you know nothing can happen between us because of Katie." (Katie's the girl I'm talking about here) Me: "Yeah, I know." Danielle: "I'm just saying (closes door behind her) nothing can happen." Me: "Yeah....I know." Next thing I know we're going at it. I had no feelings for this girl whatsoever, but here I was fucking her. It was absolutely the biggest mistake I'd ever made. This girl was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I'd fucked it up because I was dumb and drunk. I didn't talk to her for about four months, then we started hanging out again about a month ago. Tonight we were out at a party and some guy started talking to her. I told him privately that I was trying to fix things because I was a piece of shit and that I fucked up, which he said was alright in his book, and that he'd leave her alone. Next thing I know, he puts his arm around her. She looks over at me, I shrug my shoulders. He puts his hand on her ass, she looks at me, I realize what's going on, I hit the kid in the jaw. Now I'm sitting here thinking....am I getting played? Is this all complete horseshit? I really do think I love this girl...I really do want to fix things. I understand that she's allowed to do as many fucked up things as she wants because I fucked her over, but still, every time I sit and talk to this girl, I get pissed. The guy that used to be my friend has now decided that since I've slept with Katie he doesn't want to talk to me. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal, except for the fact that this kid is a total piece of shit. He used to hit Katie all the time, treat her like she was next to nothing, and pretty much scared her completely. When she dumped him, he came over to her house and broke her windshield because that's the type of guy he is. When I fucked up, guess who she ran back to? It took me a month and a half to convince her that this kid was no good, that he was poisoning her with his brainwashing, and that I loved her. I fuck up once, and she goes right back to him. Square one. I'm back to square one right now. So I'm faced with a decision. This girl has come back into my life - she's the only girl that I've ever brought home to meet my parents - and I'm faced with trying to convince her that this kid is no good for her all over again. I'm really thinking about quiting this shit, that's how pissed I am right now. Every time we go somewhere, she makes it a point to mention to people that I cheated on her, and that's why we're not together. I'm trying so hard to make everything right again, but I have no idea how to do it. This may be the wrong folder to post this in, but I feel good for getting it all off my chest. I love this girl. I love her with all of my heart and soul. I want things to work out. I'm thinking about rolling up to this kid's work tomorrow to have some words with him, let him know to back off Katie otherwise we were going to have an even bigger issue...I just don't know anymore, man. I just don't know.

Oh snap, the INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY thinks that this board is a joke. High-larious.

No shit. Don't you people go outside?

What am I gonna do with all that weiner? VVVVV

Did I make Loss quit the board? If so, I'm sorry.

How about you watch yourself, Patrick.

Suspend the only people that go to the WWE folder...that's awesome.

Anti-hipster.

Really, that's as much as I can figure it out. If there's some kind of deeper humor behind it, I don't get it, either.

I'll field this one: sniffing markers is funny.

DonVito, everyone knows that to be cool, you have to act like Incandenza.

What about him?

I see. Anyway, last night when I dropped her off, I told her basically everything that I was thinking, and I ended it with "I'm not sure about 90% of the things in my life, but the only thing I am sure of is how I feel about you." She's going out of town until Monday, so I'll get some time to clear my mind, and she'll get some time to think about what I had to say. Turns out the kid doesn't work today. Works Saturday.

We get that you guys are way too cool for the room. We really do. Being saddened by the loss of someone you've watched on TV for years is dorky. No need to keep hammering the point home.

It was a cat fight until I got involved, HTQ, and if it's going to be anything now, it'll be a dogfight. This thread desperately needed some manliness.

If Loss gets here, it's going to be a doggystyle fight.

Kotz, I don't think that battle rapping the guy is going to do anything except prove my excellent verbage.

General Greivous, I suppose.

"Naming appliances is the best job ever. All you do is say what it does, and add an "er" to the end. At the National Appliance Naming Institute: Hey, what's that shit do? It keeps shit fresh. Oh....that's a fresher. I'm going on break." He was beyond wasted when he came to Arizona a couple months back, doing the same shit 2Gold was talking about. Rolling around on the stage, babbling...it was pretty shitty.

^^Needs to do "Roomies" again.

Can that actually be a name? If so, I want that one.

Everyone loves to cum. But there comes a point where you say, "Hey, I gotta spurt somewhere, right?" And then you're caught in sticky situation. (It's a pun, lol.) Is the practice of ejaculating onto a woman's face (or a girls face, if you're Matt Young) considered an act of dominance? Is it meant to weaken the women's empowerment movement? Because, let's face it, it's pretty demeaning. I still do it whenever possible, but I always feel bad afterwards. Conversation is a little difficult with a person after you've seen their face glistening with your seed. Give me your thoughts, yo.

This girl is skinny, wants to be a model, but every time we get together and party, she takes like one and a half oxy. I told her that I thought she should slow down a bit and she goes, "This is normally how much I take, one and a half a day." Then I ran into her last night and she goes, "I hope I don't go through withdrawals." Do people not realize that Oxy is addictive as all shit, and that binging on them for long periods of time will actually fuck you up? Because I don't think that they do. You can snort it, too.

I think the girl I'm seeing has an oxy addiction. She's currently taking one and a half a day, apparently. I don't really like it all that much, but there's not really anything I can do about it without hurting her feelings.