Lord of The Curry

*Benoit is lead past Rudo and Curry by referees while clutching his neck after the finish of the match* Curry: Knees to the fucking back Benoit! Rudo: LOVED the headlock spots!

Interesting storyline idea w/ Eugene and Christy, Coffey. I'd really dig them working an Ed Norton in Primal Fear-esque storyline with Eugene. Just one match after he's defeated somebody have him go nuts and give the guy four stunners and two rock bottoms and just lay him the fuck out. Have Christy be kinda scared at what's happened but when she asks him about it backstage he doesn't recall doing anything of the sort. Fast-forward to 3 months down the road, the angle is at it's peak. By this point Eugene has a fully developed alternate persona. They could work it that other wrestlers are scared to throw down with him in case he decides to revert back to his other identity. Bischoff says he can't do anything about it because there's no actual proof that Eugene has somebody else existing within his subconcious. The angle reaches it's climax with Eugene vs Cena for the title. Cena wins with the FU cleanly but afterwards Eugene snaps and begins to beat the everloving shit out of Cena, chairshots and the whole nine yards. Christy runs in and tries to stop him but Eugene turns around and takes her down and chokes her for a few seconds before Ace, Finlay, Skinner and Dean come down and pull him off of her. Later on that night you have Eugene in Bischoff's office. Bischoff tells Eugene that he's going to fire him if he doesn't fess up to what is going on. Eugene pleads innocent but gives himself away at the end when he says that he hopes that Christy will be fine. PRIMAL EUGENE, BITCHES.

Benoit throwing knees to Randy's back while he had him in the headlock was the best part of the match and this is coming from a dude that was 30-something feet away from the match. It started off promising by Randy blew a few spots and the finish was telegraphed as hell.

Keep that dream alive.

Bloc Party- Sept 13th Interpol- Sept 28th.

The music was a super-important part of the show IMO so I doubt they'd fuck around with it.

Hmmmmmmmm. I don't really care but predictions are fun and I went 4 for 5 at the UFC show last night. Hogan Cena Big Dave Benoit Eddy Edge Orton Angle

So can Trigg even attempt at fighting again without being laughed off the show? Honestly. The first two times you tried to fuck with The Champ, got choked out twice (even after you kneed the guy in the junk). Now you attempt to run your mouth on a "B-level" French-Canadian who just a put a severe hurtin' on you on every level and destroyed any rep you previously had.

I proposed the idea tonight of a USA vs Canada PPV. Loiseau, GSP, Cote and Doerkson. Dana White looked righteously sleazy in the TUF commercials. Can't wait for this Monday night.

Haaaaaaattttteeeerrr. Hey, whatever works for him. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Besides that, I don't see Chuck losing to Horn here if they stand up. But if Horn takes him down and starts wrasslin around with Chuck, it could be curtains for the Iceman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hater = Coture Fan WHAT WORKED - GSP, mafucka! B-Level what? Rear naked again? Shut the fuck up, Frank. George Saint PWNED~! - Diego looked uber-smooth on the ground and survived some nice shots from Gassaway. Forget "Nightmare", with the new look his new nickname needs to be "Desperado". - Tim fucking Sylvia did a goddamn high kick. And goddamn killed him. Only time I've seen a stretcher job in UFC. - The matwork in Van Arsdale/Coture was balls out, I fucking freaked when Mike actually TOOK RANDY COTURE DOWN with that swank-ass headlock throw. Props to Randy for the Anaconda Choke love. Oh.......ahem. JUMPING KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Good way to end off a solid-very good show. I'll give the credit where credit is due: Chuck destroyed him on his feet and neutralized him on the ground.

If all of the Galloway Boys wore tiny hats like that dude on Mythbusters I think the gangs rep would be much improved.

It's all about Rush this Saturday, bitches. Hughes better get some last-minute spooning in with the title because (provided he doesn't lose it to Parisian at UFC 55) that belt is St. Pierre's to win. Your precious armbars won't save you this time Matt! GSP by guillotine, Round 2. Coture vs Van Arsdale should be a walk for Randy, if he doesn't end it in the first round I'll be worried. Randy by TKO, Round 1. Sylvia will be looking to show Dana that he is still worth keeping around so he'll be coming out swinging. Telligmen has a chance, I didn't give Arlovski any chance of knocking Sylvia down but it happened. Sylvia by KO, Round 1. I've never see Gassaway fight but was a Diego supporter early on in TUF so my pick for this one is obvious. Diego by GNP Ref Stoppage, Round 2. If he loses this one he's in some trouble, especially with a twice-impressive Mike Swick and a rapidly improving Josh Koscheck nipping at his heels. Fuck Chuck. I mean, not really because I do like him as a fighter but find him to be terribly overrated. Always found his offense to be solid but loved up way too much. When he's on his game, striking-wise he can be the most dangerous guy on the planet. However, when your game plane is "Swing for the fences and see what happens" you tend to get into trouble. If he tries to play that game w/ Horn it could be disasterous. Horn can take him on the ground but keeping Chuck on the ground will be a challenge. The longer the fight goes the more it favours Horn so look for Chuck to be favouring the left hook early on. Horn via armbar, Round 3.

The Killers came to my head pretty quickly.

He's one of my favorite mic workers and he's done a very good job of creating a character for himself but come on people, stop crying like a talented wrestler got de-pushed. All it means is that he'll be working the chinlock with midcard intensity instead of main event intensity.

No big shootings announced today, though with the Toronto Urban Music festival coming up you can bet your ass the locals will be looking to make up the numbers. Cheers, Galloway Boys! Sidenote- A black street gang named "Galloway"? Black Irish? What?

Grasp away.

The Wolf Spider.

The Mexicools prayed together backstage before going out and all hugged when they came back through the curtain. Awesome.

34 gun homocides so far, I'm sure cities like Detroit, Washington and New Orleans had numbers like that racked up before Valentines Day.

Metric and DMST aren't on A&C.

Dave gave Tony Chimmel the stinkface. Seriously.

I'll do a full-on report soon but Taker was fuckin OVAH, The Cap'n was runnin' shit hardcore until the Mexicools came out, Big Dave's pyro is loud and scary when you're 20 feet away and Taker hung out with an MMA-esque posse next to me and Rudo backstage.

Sorry for remembering.

A lot of them really legit hate Shawn Michaels.

Trainspotting ranks up there in my favorite soundtracks of all time, easily. Eno, Reed, Blur, New Order and of course "Born Slippy".