Lord of The Curry

Me and Rudo are doing an impromptu drive-down to see whether or not there's affordable seats for this one.

That moment will be remembered for as many bad memories as good ones. Good- Eddy and Benoit, Kings of WWE at their peak. Bad- They only slid downward from there and six months later were back to where they started.

The show is about Michael, not GOB. The entire Bluth family can play all the supporting and main roles they want but at the end of the day it's a story about Michael.

They should do an angle where Leyla is hooked on E and Juvy is her dealer. He lends her out to all the other heels on the roster and she gets paid in chems.

*Curry dials The Rock's cellphone* Rock: Yeah, holla? Curry: Rock, it's Curry. Rock: You're.........you're not calling because you're taking it back, are you? Are you?! Curry: Yes.........I am. I'm sorry, Dwayne. Rock: Not my Worst Sharpshooter Ever Trophy! It's standing on my mantle at home next to my Worst Crossface Medallion! Curry: I'm sorry man, truly I am. It's just.........well, did you see RAW last night? Rock: *Awkward pause* Curry: So you did see it? Rock: Yeah. Shit, man. That was pretty fucked up. You're right. Michaels needs this more then I do.

Leyla would make a fabulous barrio slut for the Mexicools.

I couldn't decide which choke I enjoyed more. The first one had the better visual but the second one had the added dickishness of Hughe's holding on for just a few seconds after the ref called it. Those few extra seconds were saying "If you ever go low on me or talk shit on me again, this is what's waiting".

AoH is an aquired taste. I bought the cd along w/ Collet's on Sunday and Collet's is far and away the better of the two so far. They put on a killer live show, though, as do all members of The Family.

I've seen claydude drunk and approve of this. +1.

Yeah, Shine a Light was some good stuff.

If you think what Slipknot does is rapping then you've never actually listened to rap music. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Listen to "No Life" or "Spit it Out" off their first album. Both have several rap like verses. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When "rap like" becomes actual rap let me know.

Listened to any of Leslie Feists's stuff, Inc?

Bacon you poor son of a bitch. I hung out with Project Wyze groupies once at a hotel in Montreal because the band was staying two floors down. They were opening for Tea Party and Ozzy the next night. Even the groupies knew they sucked.

And the children weep in the streets.

Go dig up dirt on him and share it with us! OR Be really creative and lie. Either way, entertain us.

An angle where Hurricane battles his alter-ego Gregory Helms to claim banging rights on Super Stacy would rule all.

Steiner and Test would've made an awesome jock-ass heel tag team with Stacy playing their sorority slut.

Test had a nice flying elbow drop. Why did he cut that out of his moveset? Nobody else was doing one at the time so I can only assume creative told him showcasing talent = no-no for a big man.

If you think what Slipknot does is rapping then you've never actually listened to rap music. I picked RATM. Everybody else on that list can't lick the sweat from their collective ballsacks.

The best part of that entire PPV was Awesome's fallaway sitdown top-rope powerbomb which almost impaled Tanaka's neck on a metal table leg. More hardcore then 10 pints of Tommy Dreamers blood.

I interview a guy for a job a month and a half back named Andrew Martin. I went to HS with another Andrew Martin.

FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS.

That ain't wrestling! Huzzah!

Not wrestling, hopefully.

I'm smoking an extra bowl to make RAW tolerable this week. BTW, the UFC they're showing after RAW will 99% most likely smoke RAW. Matt Hughes's takedowns > The FU.