Lord of The Curry

Benoit's been pretty fucking uninteresting since the jump. Passed around like a blunt from World Title to US Title to MNM Fodder in a very short time.

Moot or mute?

The track w/ Talib is hotness.

I'm not really him but don't stop calling me bootyface. Ever.

That doesn't make any sense. Cena is over with people who watch the product. Saying he's not over with people who don't watch doesn't work, because you could say that about everyone. Read the live reports. Cena usually gets the biggest pops and the biggest merch seller. You can hide someone's flaws if you book him correctly. Bookers have been doing that for years. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bookers flaws were (and have been) exposed for quite some time now. WCW Booker can make this argument work.

Dammit! You jinxed it! LOTC- Thinking of evil things to do to CC if they turn Benjamin heel and ally him w/ White.

Duh. Bring in Ghostface under the mask and have him challenge Cena to a battle rap. Fans would be showing up in the crowd with Wu-Tang Spinners in no time flat.

Ya fuckin' ingrate. Imagine how it felt to be w/ this show since the (kinda) beggining and THEN learning about the movie and THEN learning that the movie was delayed. Good to see you like the show, dude. Ariel is my favorite episode.

Are you Noah Donish from nodqforums.com? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He is me and I am him.

Eventually the fans will be wise to the fact that "Real recognizing real" is an absolute crock of shit and turn on him.

Your Benoit and Guerrero bashing is cleverly slipped in to try and deflect your obvious Cena love. The jig is up.

I'm thinking Benjamin/Cena vs Jericho/Carlito. The WWE hasn't really taken the nescessary steps to ensure that their black audience knows that black wrestlers like Cena and are cool in with thugdom so now would be a good time to tell them that. This pairing will de-black Shelton even more then his comment to Bischoff about his breath a few weeks back.

Hulk Hogan bodyslamming Andre the Giants corpse in front of 500,000 people at Ford Field is the direction this company needs to go in, no question.

I'm not seeing the logic behind "Insanely over = Keep the title on him" but I suppose they could do worse. A lot and I mean LOT of people want to see Angle get that belt. So much so that I think the match will be a lot more split then people will give it credit for. Now if Cena is still doing those kind of merch numbers and getting the huge pops when HHH is taking up half of RAW, then we'll see.

Don't forget the Masterlock you love so much. Someone has to break that, and if they stretch it out long enough..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not Chris! ANYBODY BUT CHRIS! 'Sides, methinks Big Show is going to be the one do it only to lose on PPV to Masters.

So, if he comes back as a face who's the first to fall? Awwwww fuck!

You're really on the ball today.

So do the team of Benoit and Booker break up when it's revealed that Sharmelle has a taste for vanilla instead of chocolate?

Well let's team 'em up!

If they were ever going to pull off the big re-formation of Evolution this would be the night to do it.

Super-lame, I believe, is the term.

The "I taste apples" shirt would be a hit w/ ironic scenesters at college frat parties.

I'm probably amongst the least-knowledgable in this thread but I've had a few bottles of Old Credit Amber Ale so here the fuck goes......... Randy Coture- First pick that came into my head. I'd say that he's my hero but Jim Henson is my hero so I can't do that. Royce Gracie- Rudo has pimped me enough of his stuff and what I've seen is great, great goodness. Satoru Sayama- Melded pro wrestling and shoot/hooking. Tha Pioneer in that regard. Also wore a Tiger Mask which earns bonus points. Frank Shamrock- Because 1) I don't like Ken and 2) Sick, sick fighter. Really loved up his match w/ Tito. Room for more? Aight. Kazushi Sakuraba- I love the Sak. Lately he hasn't done too much to impress me but his prime stuff is gold. I called into Live Audio Wrestling once and purposely baited Meltzer into pimping Sakuraba which made me laugh a lot and Rudo too, IIRC. Don Frye- Great amateur, great fighter. Early user of a GNP style before it became cool to do GNP. Threw down w/ Takayama in one of the grimiest stand-up battles I've ever seen. UFC Champ, for reals.

Go Wedding Crashers. "Proper Hat-Girl just eye fucked the shit out of me".

Oh, come on. Hogan vs Michaels in the ring in Montreal? That heat would be fucking nuclear.