Lord of The Curry

Then Benjamin threatens to bust out the Blacksnake Slammer on him. I watched Flair vs Windham on the Flair DVD the other night and had to turn it off, not due to the match (which was pretty damn good) but because Dusty's commentary was making my ears bleed.

Come on Horn. Melt the Snowman.

Who's Diego fighting on the UFC PPV coming up?

I can't think of a worse period then this one by far.

A large fine is the best this guy would get if he didn't have any priors.

"I got quick hands~!". Man that was a blink-and-you'll-miss-it ass whooping. Salaverry didn't do a good job of showing the fact that he was shit-scared to go in straight and hang w/ Marquart. Nate wouldn't won but the decison was bullshitty. Koscheck continues to improve. SAM~! Man, he impressed me tonight, I thought Bonnar was done once he got the head and arm choke. Great job of neutralizing Bonnar's kicks. Too bad the same couldn't be said for his strikes. Leben shows that he has a Homer Simpson Head (credit: Rudo).

'Preciate the love, claydude. Your drunken yellings of "COME ON REF!" entertained me and Rudo immensely.

Story of the week. It's already Friday and nobody is gonna beat this one.

The WWE fans are in part to blame for this one on the simply premis that cruiserweights do not always = high spots. That's what you get for having standards, sucka.

Ask Nog how it felt when he armbarred Crocop. That must've felt awesome after the shit-kicking he took.

Sum 41 feat. Iggy Pop "Little Know It All" Criminally underrated. Sum gets too much hatred.

Depends on what province you're from.

Without question, yes. Go gaff some random twink before it's too late.

That's not the pilot. That's the Fox pilot. That's not good.

Night after Backlash 2004.

The WWE-style match that included a top-rope swinging neckbreaker.

I approved immensely of a DJ spinning "Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison at a pool hall in Toronto last week.

Christians psuedo-fallaway slam on Rey was fucking awesome, botched as it seemed/looked. He was bustin' out some good stuff tonight (X, that is).

Is America jealous that our weed is better or something? First the cops in NYC lay a beatdown to a Canadian music producer over a dime bag bust and now this.

Praise. Doom is a WWE fan.

MF Doom "That's the way the cookie tear/ Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle's rookie year."

This weeks "Poor Benoit" is brought to you by Mylanta Fast-Acting Antacid Relief. Thank heavens for Mylanta! Poor Benoit.

Go homeowner. Handle your business.

I really don't find HBK that awesome. In terms of carry-jobs the dude is overrated. The biggest argument that people have made recently in regards to his carry-jobs is Benjamin which is horseshit considering that Benjamin held his own the entire match. Angle got a better match out of Flair in his first try then Michaels has done since returning to the E.

I was just thinking of that line that Benjamin fed Bischoff a few weeks back about how his breath stinks. No black man would ever say that. That's instant grounds for a revoking of ghetto-pass.