Lord of The Curry

Apparently. There are varrying degrees to define a "hit" movie. Lost in Translation probably cost next to nothing to make but given it's relatively solid box-office performance I'd call it a hit.

If you're grasping for straws then you probably have nothing to justify. They should've had Benoit and OJ brush shoulders with each other backstage the night Benoit debuted. *Benoit gives Jordan a death glare. Jordan brushes the dirt off his shoulder* Cole: I think these two are going to have a problem with each other! Tazz: Awwww, big time heat between Benoit and OJ!

I can understand why the guy ran, which is exactly why he shouldn't have. In this very agitated state cops tend to be a tad trigger-happy and this guy should've had the foresight to know that if he was going to run then there's a good chance that he'll be shot at.

I'm having a vision of HHH starting up Evolution soon with Michaels and freshly debuted Mark Magnus amongst others.

I can only assume that you don't like hot women. It's really the only reasoning behind you not knowing who she is.

He agreed to nothing. Did we see Teddy Long talking with Booker or Benoit beforehand? No. Did we see Booker or Benoit alone mentioning the US Title or the match? No. This is easily the worst-booked title feud in a long, long time. And I'm being generous with the use of the word "feud".

If you live in the US or Canada then you've been living under a rock for the past 3 or so years.

Now you're hot and apparently they all want you.

I'd rather watch Sidney Crosby skate by himself on open ice and take shots at an empty net rather then 90% of the shit that WWE puts on TV these days so I'd say that's a plus for pro sports.

Scarlett isn't an action-flick kinda girl........she's an......what's the word? Oh yeah. Actress. I wouldn't expect somebody like Michael Bay to know how to use her talents.

If you can name me one time since he's come to Smackdown that Benoit has expressed the smallest amount of interest in the US Title then what you're saying might hold water.

Eat a dick, barron. An R rated action movie with a topless Johansen scene would've guaranteed a #1 spot.

I sent Brian a PM a while ago requesting that a thread like this get started for exactly the opposite reasoning as to why this thread was started. Having said that, it's good we have a thread like this in the forum, it needs to be where people go for the random shit. Pin plz.

I'll remember to bring this thread up next time I try a half-assed "Curry for MOD" plea.

I always enjoyed seeing the pussy with the mullet and tassels get the shit beat out of him by Undertaker when I was younger. Guess that about sums up my feelings on Michaels in my youth.

Kazarian looked good tonight and his "Oh, I suck?" face during the mic segment afterwards was great.

Where the fuck was Moody in this one? I don't even recall a Moody sighting in the final chapter for fucks sake.

Wu-Tang Clan, Pink Floyd, Sufjan Stevens and DJ Shadow spring to mind.

Saffron's jugs are a marvel to look at.

Stolen from them scenesters over at Tha Pitchfork. "Those who weren't at the Intonation Music Festival (and we'll try not to rub it in too much) have heard the rumors. Those who were got the facts straight from the horse's mouth shortly after the band took the stage. But we, friends, have the juicy details of how Broken Social Scene's Dave Newfeld was allegedly beaten black-and-blue by police officers last week before a performance in New York. Shortly after Broken Social Scene took the stage on Saturday at the Pitchfork-curated Intonation Music Festival, singer Kevin Drew announced to the audience: "We just decided 20 minutes into arriving in New York that it would be a good idea if we went and bought marijuana. And Dave preceded to get the shit kicked out of him by four policemen, ladies and gentlemen! He got thrown in jail for 24 hours!" And then, amid the jeers, came the kicker: "And now the Broken Social Scene is suing the cops of New York City!" It happened on Thursday night. As Newfeld was being driven from Canada to New York by a friend to play a gig with Broken Social Scene at Central Park SummerStage, his pal and driver decided to stop off and score some weed...in Washington Square! It was an episode of Boy Meets World, Shaun Hunter attempting to convince innocent Cory Matthews to do something he knows probably ain't such a hot idea, but, as Newfeld told Pitchfork on Saturday night, when the other dude's behind the wheel, you gotta roll with the punches. So, our Shaun Hunter exchanges $20 with a dealer in the park while Newfeld stands by watching the events unfold. As Newf tells it: "We walk around the corner, and all the sudden I'm tackled in a football style attack, like a mugger would do, you know? You grab the person and catch them by surprise and they ambush in a football tackle. And then they're like, 'Police, police, police! Fucking put your hands behind you!'" Due to the lax drug laws in Canada, Newfeld says he didn't connect what he assumed to be a mugging with his schwag score, assuming the "police" claim was a ploy by thugs to keep their victims passive for an easy stick-up. "They started punching me in the face and beating the shit out of me and throwing me on the ground, so I'm trying to get away-- not fight them back, because I'm not capable of that, but just to escape. And then they threatened to break my hand and I'm like, "No, don't break my hand! I'm a musician. I gotta fuckin' play tomorrow! And so I'm really freaking out, and at that point I thought, 'Just take my wallet, whatever. Don't break my hand. My wallet's not worth it.'" By now, Newfeld's pal was cuffed on the ground, and finally decided it was time to break the news: "They're cops! Submit!" Oh, and P.S., whoops! After being thrown in the back of a paddywagon, Newfeld was left to sit with a handful of shady characters while the 5-0 went around picking up other perps. He was then taken back to the station in pretty poor shape, strip-searched (whuh-oh), and, having been left in a cell for an hour or two, taken to Bellevue Hospital to have his beatings checked out. It turned out he'd suffered two cracked ribs. While in his hospital bed, he was given a report detailing the charges against him-- four counts of assaulting an officer and possession-- which still stand as of press time. (Ironically, his pal was let off with no repercussions.) He now plans to launch a lawsuit for wrongful arrest and use of excessive force. One topic Newfeld and BSS co-frontman Kevin Drew wanted to stress was that not all the officers exemplified extreme hostility. "There was some humanity involved," Newfeld insists, citing the kindness of certain officers at the station. "Some have sadistic impulses and others don't." And, of course, there's a lesson to be learned in all this-- one which Newfeld says applies not only to his personal life, but to his professional life as well: "Basically, I gotta fucking call my own shots." Follow your hearts, kiddos! Until then...uh, fuck the police?". I doubt anything is ever going to come of this lawsuit. If Amadou Diallou didn't do anything then this won't.

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I applaud this and encourage a Benjamin move to Smackdown.

I think I'd get eaten alive by a Southern wrestling crowd.

I've been feeelin' the Red Cap Ale, Carib and Keiths lately.

Making him the Mr. Slave to the Hearthrob's Garrison is the only answer.