Lord of The Curry

This could get poll-ish, but it's intent is discussion and fun-ish so multiple answers can be given wherever you feel is nescessary. How have things been going since January 2005 in the E? Best Worker Shelton Benjamin. Consistency wins this one. I won't refute the claims that he doesn't defend the IC belt as much as he should but there's no denying that this kid is running shit from pillar to fuckin post right now and for the next while. Lit the crowd at Mania the the fuck up with some ridiculously hot spots. Proven ability to function in tag environments (why yes, I would enjoy another Benoit/Benjamin tag team). Has had good-great TV matches with the likes of Benoit, Edge and Michaels and manages to stay over despite a somewhat lackluster push. I also can't believe that the T-Bone is as over as it is. That crowds are connecting with Shelton on a really good level in the ring right now, give his character some work and he's set for bigger things. Most Improved Edge. I find myself actually being interested in him with the current state of things and he seems to be getting more comfortable as the weeks go by. In-ring he still continues to struggle in some ways but is still capable of pulling off watchable matches. I'm curious to see what they'll do with the Money in The Bank thing and the draft, if anything at all. Spot of the Year The ladder match at Mania in itself has an assload. Benjamins tope. Benjamins t-bone off the ladder on Edge. Benjamin's running clothesline up the ladder on Jericho. Benoit's headbutt off the ladder. But I'm going with Benjamin blocking the SCM and acing Michaels with a high-kick on RAW. I freaked. Biggest Dissapointment A few things come to mind on this one. Eddy/Rey is one of them and it pains me to say it because I really do like the match. But something was missing and the anticlimactic pin, along with the rabidly pro-Eddy crowd took away from what could've been a really damn fine matchup. JBL/Cena is another, due to what was most likely an audible called backstage. Cena's comeback is non-existent and ten seconds later he's champ. Cena himself wasn't as nearly as over as he should've been, all things considered. Most Fun to Watch/Best Match Whatever worked for you here. I'm going with Benjamin/Michaels from RAW. Whether or not I like Michaels (and I don't really) is irrelevant here, as he gave Benjamin a serious boost amongst the less-then-informed fan base the WWE caters to. The opening sequence with Benjamin owning Michaels on the mat after Michaels stupidly tries to front is goodness. The pace was good throughout the match and Benjamin got just as much (if not more) offense then Michaels. I called the finish from a mile away but damn if it still didn't look good and the post-match stuff with Michaels giving the "Holy shit" look to a KO'd Benjamin was stellar. Funniest Moment At the moment I still giggle whenever I think of HHH's "HELL..........IN A CELL!" to Batista on a few a few weeks ago. Angle the rapist is funny but probably in a wrong way. Best PPV WrestleMania edges out Royal Rumble due to the rest of the Rumble PPV being pretty blah, barring the SD 3-Way which was pretty decent. WrestleMania I think in time will end up being a fairly forgotten WrestleMania but it produced some good stuff. The ladder match served it's purpose. Eddy/Rey was fun for what it was. Orton/Taker was better then it had any right to be thanks to Taker's mad bumping skillz and Orton's sick-as-all-hell RKO reversal out the chokeslam. Batista/HHH wasn't offensive and I poppped large for Batista's watered-down Air Raid Crash at the end.

Fuck ya'll, Star Ocean is a dude. Which makes all of you gay. Gay for Star Ocean.

John Locke. Vic Mackey.

The ending was great but what would've blown the roof off the place would've been the lights going out and Taz standing in the middle of the ring with the towel over his head.

I can't see WWE allowing Benoit and Eddy to go full-tilt, which means we'll get Vengence Part II which may suck as bad (or worse) then the first one.

Edwin- Pick up the Wu Tang Manual for a really interesting read. RZA tells the funniest story involving ODB straight-up ripping a shotgun out of the hands of some cat who was trying to mug him.

Numbers didn't get enough love, IMO. Really good episode. There just happened to be a bunch of better ones above it.

Eddy is hitting the juice hardcore lately. Benoit saying "See ya Sunday, amigo" was awesome.

Matt needs to do a Twist of Fate-esque yell during the money shot. Then Lita would move out of the way and botch the spot.

I really wish I hadn't realized that Locke was a cripple about 3 seconds into the show (the shot of his toes wiggling gave it away). I'm frankly surprised that most people didn't figure it out before the end.

Pretty Toney is a fucking great album.

And Stephfatty McHam makes an impromptu return.

I ate meat today for the first time in 5 years. Chicken wings, bitches.

Top 5 Eps 1. Deus Ex Machina 2. Exodus I 3. Pilot I 4. Exodus II and III 5. All the best cowboys have daddy issues Honourable Mention: Walkabout. Top 5 Scenes 1. The light comes on in The Hatch. 2. Jack walking up the beach while Claire shows Aaron off to everybody 3. "Don't tell me what I can't do!" 4. Jin confessing to his father 5. Hunting Ethan Honourable Mention: Charley/Rose praying by the fire. Best Character: John Locke Runner-up: Jack Shepherd Best relationship/friendship: Jack and Sawyer. Runner-up: Jack and Hurley "OH SNAP": The light comes on in The Hatch is tied with "We're gonna need the boy". Best Character Development/Most Improved: Jin. I considered Sawyer interesting from the beggining so I can't really give it to him. Hottest Chick: Evangeline Lily Studliest Dude: Sawyer. Nobody else should win this category. King of The Island/Tough MoFo: Sawyer. The Bad Worst Episode: "The Greater Good". Not so much bad as just nothing with no real movement or development. Worst Character: Boone. Worst Actor: Evangeline Lily is overrated but in terms of overall worst I'd go with Somerhalder. Worst Scene: Jack and Charley sitting by the fire. "All they wanted was Claire." You know why? BECAUSE IT TOOK THEM UNTIL THE SEASON FINALE TO FUCKING FOLLOW UP ON IT. Worst Relationship: Sayid/Shannon. Jack/Locke was dissapointing but this one did nothing either character. Hatch Award: Locke and his legs. I really figured I'd know by now. Decline: Kate. Useless: Boone.

I fuckin DEMAND we get a Dennis the Menace-esque Prankster gimmick from OJ due to this. Orlando Jordan, a winner is you.

Let them have Torrie. The important thing now is Benjamin following Benoit to Smackdown.

Maybe you're just getting shafted. I've tried their toasted stuff and it's good.

Tough break. There's always Mr. Sub. Wait, you Americans don't have Mr. Sub. What is your Subway alternative in the US?

I've decided that this is better overall for Benoit as now I can pinpoint exactly when he's on Smackdown whereas watching RAW in hopes of a Benoit match sucks because of all the shit you have to sit through.

Toasting is an option but yes, you can get any sub you want toasted. I work in the same plaza as a Subway and an employee found an entire roll of stamps a few weeks ago in the trash while taking out our garbage. Our entire staff was dining on free Subway for a good week and a half until a dumbass employee spilled the beans to the Subway owners who promptly demanded that we give the stamps back before they called the cops. We laughed, then gave them their stamps back.

Let it be marked and recorded that Benoit's last RAW match was against Gene "Why is he still employed?" Snitsky. In a garbage match. That he won during the commercial break. With help from The Dudley Boys. Poor, poor Benoit. My previously excited post was due to DrVenkman posting about a JBL/Benoit confrontation on SD tonight leading to a match between the two.

Somebody @ DVDVR posted a lengthy reply regarding the beef that including some interesting tidbits, one of them being that Dre was about to drop Game from his label when Jimmy Iovine interfered on Game's behalf and suggested to Dre that he talk to 50 about getting Game inducted into G-Unit. Gotta wonder what would've happened if Dre had dropped him and Game had signed with somebody else. In the track "Don't Need Your Love" on The Documentary he talks about The Roc and Tha Inc. both passing up deals with him, I gotta wonder who he'd have gone to if Aftermath dropped him.

FUCK YES~! Benjamin vs Michaels is gonna have some competition for MOTY.

If this is true then fuck WWE for never having the balls to pull off a Benoit vs Benjamin feud. I guess the entire roster complained that they would've went out there and made them all look bad.

Morality has fuck-all to do with pussy but that's cool. Try and convince her to come up to RI for some...........sex. I couldn't think of a clever euphenism.