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The only thing HHH elevated Benoit to was a permanent opponent for Flair and Batista and to be used as a pawn in his Eugene angle. Benoit was booked as a second-rate champion, period. His only two feuds outside of HHH were Orton and Kane. Both feuds built up in a matter of two weeks. Both feuds decided by a battle royale. The Bad Blood PPV was built entirely around HBK/HHH and the HHH/Eugene program got just as much (if not more) focus then Benoit/Orton.

Has anybody mentioned how terrible that fucking Hollaback Gurl song is? That shit is shit.

Because Mania was a one-on-one match, right?

How the fuck does Rant find this shit? Or rather, does it find him?

I love how HHH has never, flat-out jobbed to Benoit in a one-on-one match without some kind of bullshit involved. Vengence- Eugene clocks H with chair RAW Ironman- See above Gold Rush Tourney- Dave "The Joker" Batista helps Benoit out by holding back the ropes. Funny how we didn't see anybody interfere on Benoit's half in the Pick Your Poison match.

People need to listen to more Madvillain and Quasimoto.

That's a start.

Get your thick glasses, vintage t-shirts and tight-assed jeans packed. Lineup looks pretty decent, it has to be said. Anybody in the Chi-town area should consider it. Saturday July 16th Tortoise Death from Above 1979 The Go! Team Broken Social Scene Four Tet Magnolia Electric Co. A.C Newman Beans (feat. The Holy Fuck) The M's Head of Femur DJ Tent Will Oldham Jean Grae Sunday July 17th The Decemberists Xiu Xiu Les Savy Fav The Wrens Deerhoof Andrew Bird Out Hud Dungen

One word, folks: Eugene.

For reals? You're slipping, old man. Gotta keep up with the times.

Ok, it's been established that you're not uninformed. BTW, just for my own edification, what did those jobs do to help Benoit?

I dig "I love the valley OH" for the hideous scream near the end.

Are all these people questioning Benoit's burial uninformed or ignorant?

Let us know if he teaches you how to swing a chair.

I could see Cena being HHH's greatest burial yet. Bigger then Benoit. That's right: BIGGER THEN BENOIT.

I just got the idea of Benoit vs Guerrero @ ONS if Benoit gets traded to Smackdown. That is something I am all about.

Dragon has had his chance with the E. He's not getting in anytime soon unless they actually want, ya know, wrestlers.

Lance must be on crack, Storm/Lynn from Anarchy Rulz 99 was 10 times better then Edge/Storm/

You fuck with the Liberals you're now fucking with Canada's only MILF politician.

Xiu Xiu scares the shit out of me.

The dudes on TSN were shooting on Edge after RAW. It was fuckin great. God bless the Sportscentre dudes.

That beard is teh shit. It combines the sheer trog-factor of a caveman beard along with the southern 'stache. Me and Rudo say his new name should be The Souther Gentlemen, Bryan "Boss Tweed" Danielson.

The problem with this character is that by nature he shouldn't have motivation for anything, which in turn will lead to no character development or direction. If Jericho is just "Whateverthefuckever" to the entire concept of wrestling he will most likely get an apathetic reaction. Fans buy into guys who love the business.

I just found out that somebody in a friends group will have their laptop DVD player showing The Clone Wars toons while in line for the 12 showing. Fucking yes.

You're not alone NY, he pussified himself quite well at the end there.