Lord of The Curry

All better then CCC. In JBL's case, loads better. BTW, JBL is a solid wrestler and gets slept on waaaaay too much.

He's not a very good wrestler.

Hellfire and Blacksnake.

A sense of responsibility for their words. Duh.

Yeah, Jack was supposed to die in the pilot but I think I read that after seeing Matthew Fox they changed the character. Fun Fact: Josh Holloway originally auditioned for Jack.

The gay-as-fucking-Liberace, slow-motion high five between The Queenz when they won last night was quite possibly the best example of stereotype editing they've done in the history of the series. They could've done one better if they showed Uchenna eating all the meat with a ravenous look in his eyes and rap beats blaring in the background but that ship has sailed.

How come Benjamin hasn't cut a promo about the ladder match yet? Seriously, his name alone works. "Money in the Bank? Nah. All about the Benjamins."

Benjamin should interfere in Kane's match with Batista next week and help Kane win. Afterwards he tells Kane that they're both in a match with two former world tag team champions who will work together as much as possible to winThis creates another story within the match, which ends with Benjamin screwing Kane over and trying to go at it on his own. Or maybe I just like the idea of a Kane/Benjamin tag team.

I'm failing to grasp the subtext of a man who's race has been defiled and worse by his own country wanting to defend it. Oh, wait. You mean the whole "Even though black people get a raw deal he wants to defend America" storyline. Yeah, that's the key.

If you want to know, read on. Potentially season-exposing spoilers ahead. The strongest rumour going around right now about who kicks it is Sayid, mainly due to two things I've read. The first rumour surrounding him is that JJ Abrams has said that the death will be a betrayl. Shannon betraying Sayid is a pretty good bet at this point. The second part of this rumour has to do with Jack. Sayid's episode was originally called "Sides" but is now changed to "The Greater Good". In "All the best cowboys have daddy issues" Jack's dad tells him that his job is all about the greater good.

David Crosby has really let himself go.

Drowning.

So, who's dying? Man up and make your picks. Curry goes with Sayid.

Benjy has "it" and by that I mean the ability to connect with the crowd and get them involved in his matches based strictly on the in-ring work. He's a member of a very select group of workers in the company because of it. Having said that, he has no character. The vignettes did nothing more then establish that he grew up in the hood and got out and made good of his life but there was no follow-up to it. If Benjamin in Evolution could do for him what it did for Batista (not so much Orton) then I'd be down for it.

I applaud the work put into those posts, Sass. Not exactly sure if I agree with your ideas, but you get an A for effort. TO RAW: 1) Eddy Guerrero 2) Luther Reigns 3) Paul London (one of the only cruisers who has potential to be MORE then a cruiser) 4) Kenzo 5) Undertaker TO SMACKDOWN 1) Randy Orton 2) Shawn Michaels 3) The Hurricane 4) Chris Jericho 5) Edge

Between this and Survivor it's a beautiful time for Reality Tittyvision. Long live The Fagz. "Muey muey muey.....oh lord, am I just saying 'very'?". You go girls.

Not like it matters or anything, but yes, yes she is.

If it's RAW-exclusive: Benoit, Jericho, Edge, Christian, Benjamin and Hassan. Interpromotional: Benoit, Jericho, Edge, Eddy, Rey and Booker.

That's kinda ironic.

Duh. If the roles were reversed right now we'd graciously allow you Yanks to mooch off of us. Why can't you do the same?

Doug Basham used the Angels Wings on Smackdown against Rey, minus the spinning.

Sayid would own Jack in a fight if it came down to it, Shannon or no Shannon. "Sayid needs to be launching some insurgent activity into Shannon's Pink Zone." - Me, to Rudo.

"Katie's got some big-ass tittays." -Tron.

I don't see how killing Locke off makes any sense at all.

Somebody please tell me they're not killing Locke off. Because the more I think about it, the more I think they'll do it. And that's the type of thing that makes somebody do something stupid, like say, vowing never to watch the show again.