Lord of The Curry

So this guy is Mark Jindrak, right?

Me and Rudo are going to start the wave Best believe that.

Apparently facing Batista and Flair in tags 5000 times = a million bucks.

So we always do the "Who's the best" polls and those are all well and good but this is a beast of a different breed. Have fuckin' fun. 1. Move of the year- If we're going by the Wrestling Observer calendar, Brocks german suplex to Benoit in their Smackdown match was absolutely fucking sick. Brock had the best germans and this one was no different. If we're going by Jan 1'st 2004 standards then my vote goes to Jamie Noble reversing a slingshot plancha by Rey Mysterio into a bridging northern lights suplex on Velocity post-Mania. I actually jumped out of my chair when he did that one. I miss Noble. Honourable mentions- Ortons's RKO on Foley at WrestleMania and Bradshaws lariat on Eddy during their cage match. 2. Best Dressed- DAVE's pimp suit at WrestleMania takes this in a walk. Honourable mentions- Flair's black robe that he rocked on RAW against Lawler last week, Eddy's scarface shirt and the "outfit" that Trish wore to Lita and Kane's wedding. 3. WWE Homoeroticism Award- TIE between any time that Evolution is cutting a promo as a group and the backstage segment between Benoit and Eddy that was an extra on the SummerSlam DVD. It's worth picking the DVD up for those 5 minutes alone. 4. Promo of the Year- Benoit in Calgary the night after Backlash. The "Stu" chant still gives me chills to this day. Hourable mentions- Luther Reigns promo on Big Show two weeks ago on SD was fucking badass. I really liked how Heyman does his promo's w/ Heidenreich. 5. Bump o' the Year- Orton's missed RKO onto the thumbtacks at Backlash. Nothing comes close. Honourable mentions- Benjamin dying on a missed Stinger Splash against Jericho on the first RAW after Taboo Tuesday. Feel free to add your own (but keep the questions legit) and let's have some content-rich fun!

I haven't....i'm just using common sense. I haven't seen any 40 minute Michael Cole matches either so i could use the exact same analogy and say that would be far better than any HHH match. Common sense would dictate that you actually have knowledge of something before passing judgement.

You can't really say that as I doubt you've seen any 40 minute Yang matches. Nor have I, for that matter.

Green Day? GREEN DAY? Sweet Jesus. Go Kanye.

GOD Orton's promo's are terrible. There was one point where he fucked his line up so badly that he stopped, looked away to think of something else and continued on about something totally unrelated . Seeing Edge totally obliterate him and then cap it off by calling him his bitch was great and the brawl afterwards had awesome heat for it. Do people care about the womens championship enough for it to garner a ME slot on RAW?

I found it funny that Macleans went on for so long with the Yankee-bashing but out of the blue (but unmistakeably coinciding with GW's visit) they come up with a cover page that talks about how it's time for us to be friends with the States again.

Happy Birthday, Loss.

Conway vs Tajiri should be sweet.

Did Mad Dog actually just threaten Canada over the internet? Seriously.

George Sr. teaching his kids a lesson about leaving notes feat. the severed arm man was a big highlight of season one for me. "OHHHHHH! WHY COULDN'T SOMEBODY LEFT A NOTE THAT WE WERE OUT OF MILK? THIS MAN WOULD STILL HAVE HIS ARM!".

Young Buster throwing what he thinks was their housekeepers favorite toy at her car was awesome.

A 40 minut Yang match would be infinetly more entertaining then any of the 40 minute matches HHH has done in the past year or so.

Jericho makes Flair vs HHH tonight for the World Title. Odds?

Aren't they in Flair country tonight?

Jericho should declare the title vacant and book a mini-tournament for the night. It'd be a simple way to start up new feuds and could create some really interesting scenarios, as well as being a good way to add fuel to the impending Batista/HHH confrontation.

I'm almost done the entire first season on DVD (God bless my unlimited free rentals) and this show is, without question the funniest comedy since Seinfeld. On top of that, it has the best writing and camera-work to come along in a while, on top of being very innovative with it's use of background files and Bluth Family history. Last night, as always, was gold. Gob may just be my favorite character on television right now. Everything about him screams shifty and sleazy but he comes off as strangely legit in everything he does. Buster runs a very close second. - Buster's birthday card for his dad. "Ooooooooh. That's wicked!". - THE FINAL COUNTDOWN - "Remember, Pop-Pop gets a treat." - "I'll be bringing up some salmon rolls soon." - Michael thinking that George Michael was tappin' Ann in the attic. "Just the fact that you refer to lovemaking as Pop-Pop shows me that you're not over his death." How come Annyong never gets credit in the opening montage? He's technically a Bluth child now too. BTW, in Season One, Tobias as Dorthey in jail was just about the funniest thing ever.

Holy shit, an original thread. He ain't dropping it tonight. If we're fantasy booking, I'd dig seeing Jericho pull out the not-often-seen Double Jeopardy match that was used in ECW. Hell, he could reference the DVD while he's at it. Two matches going on at the same time, no dq's. Jericho vs Edge and Benoit vs HHH. HHH goes over Benoit and Jericho goes over Edge so we get Jericho vs HHH for the world title. The problem with this match is that the booking basically dictates the the two matches finish at the same time or else the dynamic of the situation is lost.

No, I'm not.

No you're not.

Finders Fee (directed by Jeff Probst of Survivor fame) was a damn good movie. James Earl Jones totally made me remember that he's a good actor and seeing Matthew Lillard and Ryan Reynolds in dramatic roles was cool as both of them managed to surprise me. Kick-ass twist at the end to boot.

Watching you two felate each other through pseudo-insults is great. Keep it going.

OH COME ON PEOPLE! Evolutions group talks were 10X gayer then that. Flair was practically gagging on HHH's cock while HHH and Batista shared their man-love with long stares and rough embraces.